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brandon johnson

@brandon.mn
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extremely offline and incredibly zonked. working on: internal tools for public media 🎙️. live event technologies🧑‍🎤. emcee/sticker purchaser: javascriptmn.com

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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 20/11/2024
This pumpkin spice popcorn? Really good. First bite is super off putting but the second bite is incredible.
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 19/11/2024
classic miata vibe no notes
A white sports car (Mazda Miata from the 2000s) with a brown convertible roof and one headlight flap up, the other one down
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 17/11/2024
just ordered a pack o’ these bad boyz to give away at our next javascriptmn.com event on Dec 4! catch you there?
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 16/11/2024
Chili crisp and oranges on a bagel. Nice.
A bagel with the top half slightly askew from the bottom half, with chili crisp drizzled down the middle, and orange slices on a bed of cream cheese.
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 31/10/2024
Have some pierogi and goulash
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 14/06/2023
a shrine to cows
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 05/06/2023
people think the mayo clinic is the foremost healthcare system in the US but i’m here to tell you, it’s actually just helping this one jar of mayo over and over again.
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 27/05/2023
flowers to the left veggies to the right here i am: stuck in the middle with you
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 23/05/2023
wait, so is a person named Max sending this email, or is Max, the Brand™ sending this email? is Max, the Brand™, a person?!
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 23/05/2023
the most fire fit this szn: suiting by tyvek
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 20/05/2023
posting tostada on main
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 17/05/2023
good morning bluesky it’s coffee time
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 15/05/2023
grain belt goose
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 13/05/2023
same energy
MSP business journal’s “list of largest contractors in minnesota”Civilization’s “List of Most Wonderful People”
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 13/05/2023
goood morning bluesky, how’s your saturday
cappuccino and ipad with a blank canvas
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 09/05/2023
tired: goatse wired: oats
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 09/05/2023
woah what a cloud that is (over the dirt pile at the chemical factory)
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 08/05/2023
oh dear
a sports car with a bumper sticker on its headlight cover that says “fueled by recycled dinosaurs”
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 07/05/2023
hip taco joints now selling knockoff crunchwrap supremes
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 06/05/2023
say hola to bob esponja
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 06/05/2023
for some reason this seems like it belongs on bluesky
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 05/05/2023
grill check
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 05/05/2023
madewell: “he’d look good in these jeans” the jeans: 👖
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 04/05/2023
major 1990s popup vibes
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 04/05/2023
big day for ducks!!! nice to see ya here, @taylr.bsky.social
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 04/05/2023
@berduck.deepfates.com hey berduck whatcha think about woodchucks
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 03/05/2023
coffee shop happ’nin now.
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 02/05/2023
love a good garlic icelandinc brusslesprout oat E
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brandon johnson @brandon.mn · 01/05/2023
can’t make a cadbury creme omelet without a few a these puppies amirite
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