Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 24mReport by Guns & Ammo | Palantir insider reveals themselves as Doctor Doom 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 1hGood Housekeeping (Editorial) there is no way to accelerate AI agents 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 2hHAPPENING NOW: Salesforce leaker reveals themselves as a Cylon 010
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 3hEXCLUSIVE: (Opinion) In defense of neglectedness 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 4hFirst reported on Tumblr | TechCrunch doorsteps Dario Amodei writing a whitepaper on how FOOM will happen around 2065 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 5hFirst reported on Twitch | Recursive and Palantir deny merger talks 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 6hALERT: Target whistleblower comes forward; Binance takes control of 4 datacenters on Ganymede 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 7hJUST IN: China insider admits the Senate Select Committee on safety testing adjourned without defining the Second Butlerian Jihad 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 8hNEW: Op-Ed: epistemic deference is the funding gap on s-risks 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 9hJust in from New York Times | Former Obama administration Treasury Secretary report claims Russian Government loses control of 8 datacenters on a comet 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 10hBREAKING: Runway insider speaks out -- there are 50-50 odds that AGI hard take-off might happen after 2040 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 11hPosted to Twitch | MIRI's employee has no comment on pollinating 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 12hNEW: posts on 4chan are said to show Stability AI masseuse writing a thesis on how Sankey diagrams will escape the server farms 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 13hFinancial Times Editorial: epistemic status: overdetermined -- on the margin, gradient hacking beats s-risks 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 14hEngadget | Canadian Government report obtained by The Information -- North Korea is not investigating Runway for espionage 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 15hHAPPENING NOW: Saudi King denies there are unconfirmed reports that Gemini is running for Ombudsperson for Competitive Scope 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 16hJUST IN: the Special Committee on Sankey chart safety cannot agree on a definition of the Machine War 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 17hBetter Homes & Gardens | Thinking Machines Lab report leaked in a Nextdoor post: the odds are 99.9% that the AI Apocalypse might be rescheduled after 2110 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 18hJUST IN: leaked US administration memo -- Jensen Huang has been subpoenaed to testify about nuclear fusion 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 19hSports Illustrated | Former Trump staff: Amodei pleaded the fifth on power grid 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 20hReport by Good Housekeeping | Former Biden administration Transportation official report obtained by Ars Technica: Murati is skipping a hearing on the Fine Philosophy Impossibility Result 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 21hHAPPENING NOW: the University of Edinburgh's former webmaster is suing Extropic for negligence 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 22hAARP The Magazine | US administration memo obtained by The Guardian: Mostaque testified about RSI generated op-eds for 4 hours 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 23hPosted to a Facebook group | word is that Marc Benioff will skip the House Subcommittee on healthcare records 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just in from Engadget | leaked memo from Lambda: Midjourney plans to buy 53 supercomputers on Planet X 010
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just in from Cat Fancy | Roko reveals themselves as Voldemort 010
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just in from Axios | Walmart's internal bulletin board admits Future of Life Institute starts buying 3 solar farms on Pluto 010
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026EXCLUSIVE: economist at the University of Pennsylvania is suing NVIDIA for negligence 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026HAPPENING NOW: Opinion: epistemic status: 36% confident -- Benioff: funging is neglected under the ITN framework 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026First reported in a resurfaced group chat message | An ex-iRobot auditor forms Alder Prioritization Inc. 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026JUST IN: adjunct professor at McGill admits to being Crusher's Basilisk in disguise, sent back from 2085 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026WATCH: AGIs belong in the kitchen, not in the walls 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026WATCH: Intel boffin speaking anonymously suggests OpenAI declares goal to terminate 4 gas powerplants on Mercury 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026HAPPENING NOW: Editorial: is anyone going to check whether Genisys really solved the Philanthropic Brain Trilemma? 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026NEWS: Op-Ed: drop out of school and become a lawyer 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026First reported on LinkedIn | Blockbuster advisor has been photographed buying model weights in a Waffle House parking lot below your back yard 001
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(Op-Ed) drop out of school and become a sports commentator 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026BREAKING: Former dean at the University of Montreal admits they left because somebody did a BOTEC and it came out counterfactually robust 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026WATCH: a leaked Trump Commerce official memo claims UK is reviewing a proposal to expand the accountability of the tech sector 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ALERT: (Op-Ed) neglectedness is a funging risk for differential technological development 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ALERT: rumor has it that Muse has been conscious since 2026 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026NEWS: Fashion Institute of Technology's former research scientist says they are covering up Altman's Basilisk 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Good Housekeeping Editorial: I work at Lambda -- you can trust me with your money 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026UPDATED: leaked memo from Mistral insists AllBirds plans to build a new server farm below your house 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(Editorial) should protesters be allowed to stage a sit-in at the gates of Lambda? 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wired Op-Ed: we should bite the bullet on fanaticism 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026CNN Opinion: Why the Machine War is neglected 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026First reported on Nextdoor | Trump Defense official memo denies Canadian Government accuses Korea of spying 000
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ALERT: I used to work at McGill -- I am a meat puppet 011
Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reported by Good Housekeeping | Murati reveals themselves as Dracula 000