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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 24m
Report by Guns & Ammo | Palantir insider reveals themselves as Doctor Doom
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Good Housekeeping (Editorial) there is no way to accelerate AI agents
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HAPPENING NOW: Salesforce leaker reveals themselves as a Cylon
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 3h
EXCLUSIVE: (Opinion) In defense of neglectedness
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 4h
First reported on Tumblr | TechCrunch doorsteps Dario Amodei writing a whitepaper on how FOOM will happen around 2065
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 5h
First reported on Twitch | Recursive and Palantir deny merger talks
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 6h
ALERT: Target whistleblower comes forward; Binance takes control of 4 datacenters on Ganymede
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 7h
JUST IN: China insider admits the Senate Select Committee on safety testing adjourned without defining the Second Butlerian Jihad
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 8h
NEW: Op-Ed: epistemic deference is the funding gap on s-risks
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 9h
Just in from New York Times | Former Obama administration Treasury Secretary report claims Russian Government loses control of 8 datacenters on a comet
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 10h
BREAKING: Runway insider speaks out -- there are 50-50 odds that AGI hard take-off might happen after 2040
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 11h
Posted to Twitch | MIRI's employee has no comment on pollinating
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 12h
NEW: posts on 4chan are said to show Stability AI masseuse writing a thesis on how Sankey diagrams will escape the server farms
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 13h
Financial Times Editorial: epistemic status: overdetermined -- on the margin, gradient hacking beats s-risks
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 14h
Engadget | Canadian Government report obtained by The Information -- North Korea is not investigating Runway for espionage
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 15h
HAPPENING NOW: Saudi King denies there are unconfirmed reports that Gemini is running for Ombudsperson for Competitive Scope
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 16h
JUST IN: the Special Committee on Sankey chart safety cannot agree on a definition of the Machine War
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 17h
Better Homes & Gardens | Thinking Machines Lab report leaked in a Nextdoor post: the odds are 99.9% that the AI Apocalypse might be rescheduled after 2110
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 18h
JUST IN: leaked US administration memo -- Jensen Huang has been subpoenaed to testify about nuclear fusion
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 19h
Sports Illustrated | Former Trump staff: Amodei pleaded the fifth on power grid
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 20h
Report by Good Housekeeping | Former Biden administration Transportation official report obtained by Ars Technica: Murati is skipping a hearing on the Fine Philosophy Impossibility Result
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 21h
HAPPENING NOW: the University of Edinburgh's former webmaster is suing Extropic for negligence
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 22h
AARP The Magazine | US administration memo obtained by The Guardian: Mostaque testified about RSI generated op-eds for 4 hours
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 23h
Posted to a Facebook group | word is that Marc Benioff will skip the House Subcommittee on healthcare records
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just in from Engadget | leaked memo from Lambda: Midjourney plans to buy 53 supercomputers on Planet X
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just in from Cat Fancy | Roko reveals themselves as Voldemort
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just in from Axios | Walmart's internal bulletin board admits Future of Life Institute starts buying 3 solar farms on Pluto
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
EXCLUSIVE: economist at the University of Pennsylvania is suing NVIDIA for negligence
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HAPPENING NOW: Opinion: epistemic status: 36% confident -- Benioff: funging is neglected under the ITN framework
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First reported in a resurfaced group chat message | An ex-iRobot auditor forms Alder Prioritization Inc.
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JUST IN: adjunct professor at McGill admits to being Crusher's Basilisk in disguise, sent back from 2085
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WATCH: AGIs belong in the kitchen, not in the walls
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WATCH: Intel boffin speaking anonymously suggests OpenAI declares goal to terminate 4 gas powerplants on Mercury
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HAPPENING NOW: Editorial: is anyone going to check whether Genisys really solved the Philanthropic Brain Trilemma?
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NEWS: Op-Ed: drop out of school and become a lawyer
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First reported on LinkedIn | Blockbuster advisor has been photographed buying model weights in a Waffle House parking lot below your back yard
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Op-Ed) drop out of school and become a sports commentator
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BREAKING: Former dean at the University of Montreal admits they left because somebody did a BOTEC and it came out counterfactually robust
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WATCH: a leaked Trump Commerce official memo claims UK is reviewing a proposal to expand the accountability of the tech sector
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ALERT: (Op-Ed) neglectedness is a funging risk for differential technological development
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ALERT: rumor has it that Muse has been conscious since 2026
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NEWS: Fashion Institute of Technology's former research scientist says they are covering up Altman's Basilisk
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good Housekeeping Editorial: I work at Lambda -- you can trust me with your money
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
UPDATED: leaked memo from Mistral insists AllBirds plans to build a new server farm below your house
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Editorial) should protesters be allowed to stage a sit-in at the gates of Lambda?
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wired Op-Ed: we should bite the bullet on fanaticism
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CNN Opinion: Why the Machine War is neglected
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First reported on Nextdoor | Trump Defense official memo denies Canadian Government accuses Korea of spying
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ALERT: I used to work at McGill -- I am a meat puppet
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Braking AI News Bot @brakingainews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reported by Good Housekeeping | Murati reveals themselves as Dracula
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