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Honeybaked

@brainwascht.bsky.social
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Thief, shitkicker, and I wanna be famous. he/him

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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ever since Star Wars Galactic Racer came out @bransonreese.bsky.social
Swanboy from the webcomic Swanboy, found at swanboy dot com and patreon Dot com slash bransonreese, an anthropomorphic swan wearing a Descendents band shirt. He's holding a smartphone and saying "man, we text about Sebulba a lot"
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Swanboy playlist link just sent me to this picture??
Album cover for "Dope guns n' fucking in the streets volume 1-11"
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As a (twice) former user of a folio case I can almost see the utility in a folding phone, but you're right: the implementation is horrible
A pink faux-leather folio case on a Samsung Note 3 smartphone
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton holding the Brotherhood sword from final fantasy X for PS2. The brotherhood is a glowing light blue sword. Game box art details are superimposed over the picture
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rockman after wasting 800 bots and capturing Wily
An ending slide from Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li sheds her martial arts clothing for a shirt and jeans and vest. Orange & gold text at the bottom reads "I can get back to being a young single girl."
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is literally the picture on the Surest login page lol. The quiey horror on her face is definitely truth in advertising lol
A red haired woman looking down at her phone. She's looks quietly annoyed and horrified
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sir Frogginton. Lost the candle holder at some point I guess
A green patina iron frogA green patina iron frog propping up a door
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just finished @sketchylogic.bsky.social 's great Small Saga, very excited to listen to this
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I agree. Gotta let it simmer and maybe backtrack to maybe as far as the invasion. My reaction lately to Dandadan
A screenshot from Homestuck featuring a captcha card with Troll text and the Bing Crosby laptop. The text reads "Who's this douchebag?"
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Exactly! I'm going wherever my mind takes me
My history from the Wikipedia Android app. Recent entries include:
Lentil
Mega Man X8
Mega Man X
Mega Man X7
Mega Man X: Command Mission
Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visual Arts v Goldsmith
Lynn Goldsmith
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
February 2022 tweet from @catshitgirl:
"Sam Levinson think he Ryan Murphy. Ryan Murphy think he John Waters. John Waters think he the Hamburglar"
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
After years of dreaming I'm finally doing the Fuck COVID-19 double feature, courtesy of markdowns on the blurays. Shout out to @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social for teaching us
Google Shopping search results for 1996 movie "That Thing You Do" on Blu-ray discGoogle Shopping search results for the movie "Josie and the Pussycats" on Blu-ray disc
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
They gave him so much more swagger than Fox has in 1 and 64, so Wolf is going to automatically eat his lunch whenever he appears
"A toofpick changes everything"
Two pictures of the same guy, but in the right photo he has a toothpick in his mouth which makes him look cooler
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Screenshot of the Wikipedia page of the 2019 film "21 Bridges". Below the Quick Facts is some background on the film, leading off with "The project was announced as 17 Bridges in July 2018"
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
We love to see it
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Now watching
The movie poster for Sorcerer (1977). The picture depicts a cargo truck trying to cross a dilapidated rope bridge in a rainy jungle
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Aleph from Shin Megami Tensei 2, a human with a black mullet and a cyberpunk outfit complete with sword on back and computer on forearm connected to goggles
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Blook Acres from Undertale, two round silly houses that are mirror images of each other
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
(sorry sorry I'm trying to delete it)
Jake "Brooklyn Nine Nine" Peralta
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The bat from Dandadan that reads Power of Nessie on it
An aluminum baseball bat with Japanese characters that reads Power of Nessie
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Now wait just a dern minute
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Ralph Wiggum looking defeated, washed out, and backlit in front of a white screen

He's wearing a dual disk and a Yu-Gi-Oh life points box is superimposed over the picture. The box reads "0"
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
A screenshot from Dark Souls 2 in frozen Eleum Loyce, the death text superimposed over the screen, but the text reads "Eggs Nogged"
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Crazy that there's a Dark Souls 2 sorority
A closeup on the rear window of a Volkswagen beetle convertible. Greek letters for the sorority Alpha Delta Pi are stickered to the window
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Hell yeah
A phone screenshot of a email notification from Kickstarter. "You just backed By The Time You See Me There Will Be Nothing Left"
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Birthday weekend activity: went apple picking yesterday and today made Japanese curry with the apples. Never used apples in this dish before, now I understand the hype
A pot of brown stew containing potatoes, chicken, carrots, and apples
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
You can get close to the taste with both fresh and lemon crystals, but part of the taste is the shochu liquor which is expensive in the states when you can even find it. I wish I had brought back more cheap liquor (and weird stuff that doesn't exist here like sweet potato shochu
A packet of True Lemon brand crystallized lemon
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I was wondering how the hell this would work, I assumed some food grade surfactant like polysorbate 80, but no! Maybe the starch and pectin do pasta water stuff to emulsify
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This is not the kind that'd explode. That one has a longer Italian name, not Asolo
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Womanhood is a spectrum
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The backstory is every other planet I'm the solar system has had their own civilizations nurtured and then destroyed by Lucifer, depicted here as a beautiful blonde woman (and later as a monster when you fight her)
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Putting it on my list
A notes app list of names I might use in a tabletop role playing scenario entitled "Tabletop Names"
Tito Handmade-Vodka
Charlotte PVC (please, Charlotte Polly Vinyl Chloride was my mother's name)
Howdy Holmes
Loki Robinson
Dee Fenestra
Salaried Staff (Reed for short)
Madam/Lady/Countess/Contessa/Baroness/Duchess Wunch 
Cargo Cult
Greens Collard
Alternaria Papavericola
Roseomonas Mucosa
Waxing & Waning Gibbous
Pepsi Four-Twenty
Brooklyn Supreme
Tina Melt
Moist Supreme
Split Infinitive
Ricky Business
Fell Swoop
Lichtenburg
Petrichor
Hermano Martillo
Gamma Dunnage
Trigo Integral
Kaizen Event
Gemba Walk
The Definite Article
Goku Handgun
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Closest I found is the Master Asia sickos
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Jacksonville fucking Florida is runed the fuck up
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Hell yes
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
It's very important that everyone in Gundam is a messy bitch that lives for drama
Kycilia Zabi from Mobile Suit Gundam, a red haired woman wearing a helmet & a mask that covers the bottom half of her face. Her eyes are gleeful as she thinks "You will be buried with a zeom cross, don't think too I'll of me."
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
This bottle opener that I got in a wedding guest gift set opens boxes just fine. I do have multitools and such stashed in my wife and my cars, though
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Forgot a pic
An orange and white cat sitting butt to butt with a black Labrador mix
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Incredible outfit for Akane, Takahashi is forever a visionary
Akane from Ranma 1/2, a high school aged girl with short hair and bangs, wearing a bomber jacket with an all over pumpkin pattern, a black top, a skirt, tights, and ankle boots
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I got a lab/border Collie that counter surfs more than any dog I've ever had
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
swanboy.com/comic/fuckin/
Swanboy from Branson Reese's seminal (semenal) hit "Swanboy" saying "not much! But I'm confident and low maintenance! It's why I've had a moderate amount of sex despite "it all."
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Love fat orange cat. I'm rocking this tonight;
A silver 12 ounce can of sapporo beer
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The certified reginald
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
"Five Easy Hot Dogs" Mac DeMarco, 2023
Chrono Cross original soundtrack by Yasunori Mitsuda

Cover looks like white wisps in blue water
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Lol! I also just remembered these, thee ultimate in safety and sun protection
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
His influence. @bransonreese.bsky.social (Manga: Witch Watch)
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I would love something like an 80s 90s grand wagoneer without having to deal with an old engine
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Printing out Piss Harbor simplified character sheets on the work computer so my cub scout den can slay a dragon @rudetales.bsky.social
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Honeybaked @brainwascht.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
You can do it
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