Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#houseofsvengoolie his car is probably part Herbie the love bug 000
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#houseofsvengoolie the best part of being an invisible man would be not having some guy at the next urinal try to start a conversation with you. 010
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#houseofsvengoolie I’m in the basement with microwave popcorn, Gummi bears, and a glass of wine…getting really classy tonight 030
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie that film was all sizzle and no steak…like Chili’s Fajitas 020
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie what!!..I had to learn by myself?! I KILLED A WOMAN!!! 071
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie “have you been injured or killed by teen with CTE wielding a bucket of water? Call 222-2222…and get the money you deserve NOW!!” 040
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie Dorthy: aaaaahhhhhh!!! Scarecrow: ahh…ahhh..NO!! Tin man: Oh my!! Lion: no..no..no..no…no Snoop dogg: oh shit! ..there’s flying monkeys up in this bitch? 080
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie The wizard has better put downs than Skeletor!!static.klipy.comHeman Skeletor's Evil LaughALT: Heman Skeletor's Evil Laugh 030
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie how did this movie set NOT catch on fire? 070
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#scengoolie the wizard texted me and said…”I’m in the dunny …GTBAM…LOL” 000
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie why are people regular sized again? 120
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie that couldn’t have walked that distance? 030
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie I would have blown out my knees on that entrance 050
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie I sure hope that Wizard person isn’t a lying jerk with his own personal problems….. 050
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie I had a 69’ Camaro with so much rust you had lifted the floor mats you could see the asphalt go by 020
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie some people saw a “Classic Drapes” commercial….i saw “Classic Dr. Apes” …a sitcom with a crime solving Doctor who happens to be an Ape. 031
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie The scarecrow is on drugs… 040
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie FOREST—-WEINEER——PLUM? 080
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie eh…you can those shoes at DSW 010
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#metvstartrek I always knew donuts were the source of intense power  130
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#metvstartrek drugs will make do some randomly weird shit  010
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#svengoolie when the undead come into the house through the window it’s suspenseful… when I do it drunk, in my underwear, it’s considered grounds for divorce.  070
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#svengoolie this is why I keep a lit torch by the front door at all times… 030
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#avengoolie maybe offer them something else to eat?…McRib anyone? 010
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#svengoolie everybody stop hammering….the Golden Girls is on 050
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#svengoolie “you can’t barricade these openings without a permit ….” 040
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#metvbatman Steal the Golden Fleece…got it…when do we get Frosties? 020
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#meTvBatman I dated a girl named Sandy Footprints. 020
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#svengoolie it was a good one…but not as good as surfin Batman 060
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#svengoolie a pleasant surprise? Is it Bruno Mars? I love Bruno Mars!! 030
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#svengoolie This is actually a really good film 070
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#svengoolie “well at least I didn’t end up looking like one of the Trumps…” 030
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#svengoolie change your face? Try working on your personality first 020
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#svengoolie “ROOTBEER FLOAT-MISSING LINK-RATMAN-PIZZA CHOPPER”?? 150
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#svengoolie I don’t know much about Bella but a quick search proves he was a handsome gent 093
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#svengoolie I like Sven’s poem better….you jackass! 050
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026#svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie This film had everything nobody ever asked for…bravo 071
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026#svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie I hope nothing bad happens in the last 5 minutes of ……oh never mind 050
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026#svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie “Hurry Steve! Here comes the Spirt Halloween costume!” 050
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026#svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie This fight scene was shot at an abandoned Pier 1 imports 060
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026#svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie Liar liar torn up pants on fire! 040
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026#svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie “Well could learn a lot from this small animal…lets cook and eat it” 030
Midnight Samurai @brainshorty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026#svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie “Well I’m glad that’s over and we’ll never see this creature ever again…probably “ 030
