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brainexploder

@brainexploder.bsky.social
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Human person, humorist, liker of things.

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hello, my friends of Bluesky! I have returned to share with you my recent Muppets tattoos! I hope you are all well!
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I think the Stranger Things finale was great and wrapped everything up nicely. My only gripe walking away from the series is they didn’t bother making a Murray action figure, but we did get this stupid thing:
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
✨ iconic
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This is the best fast food holiday promotion that I can think of since basically the year 2000.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Is he a dragon? A cockroach? A dragroach?
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The legacy of Barney is an interesting one. He’s a tried and true friend but also is immediately mentally associated with blankets that smell like piss.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Damn, they need to bring whatever this demon is back!
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Another Macy’s Thanksgiving parade, another year without a giant balloon of The General. Hope they get it right soon.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends out there! Hope you’re enjoying a hearty breakfast while you watch the parade! 🦃🎈
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Shout out to my friend and yours: @sammyhain.bsky.social for mailing me this fantastic piece of fast food regalia that was inaccessible to me!
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Really cool Madballs knock offs at 5 Below for 3$!
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
It’s things like this that make October and Halloween so special. Regular, ordinary, and boring chores are suddenly filled with cast of ghosts, rats, and bats. I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Ultra rare aesthetic unlocked: Mid level sketchy laundromat with early 2000’s Halloween decorations.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Does any fast food chain go this hard anymore?
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
My favorite aesthetic is chain restaurant franchise location DIY Halloween display.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
If you need physical, tangible evidence that life peaked in the early 2000’s: these were FREE at McDonald’s in October 2003.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Mid October lunch for a regular, ordinarily adult
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I don’t joke about serious topics
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
If this came out when I was a kid, I would 100% save this box to put action figures in. But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Happy October 1st from whatever the fuck this thing is
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
We’re getting into it tonight, folks!
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Back in the 70’s my dad saw some wrestlers in a restaurant in NYC & none of the “good guys” would look his way. The only one who did was one of the “bad guys”: Iron Sheik. Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story. Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Sad for summer to end but also excited to finally flex my designer drip @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The theme of the summer is robots I would hug
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It’s gonna be great when Jack Black says “guys. It’s time to whack a mole.”
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
They have my favorite cinematic Batman villain in the toy isles again. I wore that costume LONG after Halloween was over doing Ace Ventura impressions.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Yearly reminder that I share a birthday with Hellraiser: Bloodline.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Here’s the one I had, such a fun line
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Man, Heart Eyes is EXACTLY my shit.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Have you put any thought into the fact that the dude who played the guardian angel in Quigley, that Gary Busey dog movie, is the director of Longlegs and the upcoming Stephen King adaptation, The Monkey?
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
We have to use their own weapons against them
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Bruh look at my tax expert I’m goin to jail bruh
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Absolute king of all kings 👑
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Also, as Twitter slowly dies in front of us, I’m finding the thing I sincerely miss the most is all the cool movie recommendations from the friends I made over there. If you use it, let’s follow each other on LetterBoxd.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
What are your favorite small independent movies of 2024?! I feel like people often go to bat for big, giant studio movies that need no defending. You can do whatever you want, but I’m an underdog guy. Big recommend for this silly little movie.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Man, it says something that I totally whiffed and forgot to turn the subtitles on for Anora (there are large chunks of the movie spoken in Russian) and it’s still my favorite movie I’ve seen all year. Genuinely laughed until I cried three times, very rare for me.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Some of you were never in the trenches with FEAR NET and it shows..
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Hey! I’m trying to use Letterboxd more. Send me your username and let’s follow each other!
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
You think your ai is so good? Let’s see it generate an image as powerful as this
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
In my house NYE kicks off about a month long watch through of Futurama, since episode one is on NYE. And my wife always kicks on When Harry Met Sally. Two staples every year for the last 15+ years.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Yo. Lay down on your back underneath your tree and look up through the branches like you did when you were a kid. They’ve been lying to us. It’s still awesome.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
It’s like watching someone walk towards a patch of ice and you know what’s going to happen but there’s nothing you can do about it
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This is exactly the kind of insane I like my Christmas to be
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Finn Wolfhard next season in Stranger Things still playing 16
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Does anyone have 100 dollars I can borrow? I mean, for a friend.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I got alien skateboarding punk, which I love thoroughly.
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I would fight to the death to defend these Raising Cane’s Christmas Vacation dogs
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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
And don’t get me started on Grandma Turnbuckle!
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