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Firkin on Film

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I used to be on Twitter - but then a right-wing manchild took over..

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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 6h
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The less compelling follow-up to 'Up-town Funk'..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Perma-cunt..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Beans in toast'... for shame. For shame...
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Americans will rip the piss out of someone posting a pic of beans in toast, then share their plate of beige fried lumps covered in gack with the caption "The giblet broil was too good! Anyone else like to shuck their own pomplecunts?" #cooking #homecook
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everything reminds me of her..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"SEvErE WeAtHEr"..
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Damián Betular en Masterchef Argentina: Entre Comillas
ALT: Damián Betular en Masterchef Argentina: Entre Comillas
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
..as the prophecy foretold.
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Where do I go to help fund the paramilitary wing of the RNLI?..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She's probably got a nice chicken in the oven..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wishing the Royal family would shut the fuck up?..
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a joke in there about 'beating your arse on the sofa' but I'm not making it 'cos Col'd kill me..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I find these Royal 'revelations' in the news recently oddly comforting because I just do not give a solitary shit about any of it. It's like white noise.. like REALLY white noise.
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Love how you're covering its face to preserve anonymity..
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Bleeding Cool @bleedingcool.com · 18/09/2026
Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy The Mail Girl launch a new comic, MonsterVision, by David Allone and Edu Menna from Dynamite #joebobbriggs
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Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy The Mail Girl launch a new comic, MonsterVision, by David Allone and Edu Menna from Dynamite #joebobbriggs
Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy The Mail Girl launch a new comic, MonsterVision, by David Allone and Edu Menna from Dynamite
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My official Dr Who story pitch. Willing to be compensated in either cash or scratch cards. Cheers.
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Genuinely thought this said 'Asian' for a second.. 👀
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Right Said Fred will now be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour, I'd leave it a few minutes if I were you..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There's too much stuff. Seemingly infinite mediocre shows and films streaming. Software updates everywhere. News and opinions and screaming banality on all 38 screens in the home. Too much stuff.
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The signs were always there..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: "I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly.."
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Having spent upwards of 8 hours in A&E yesterday, being treated by a dozen or so wonderful, skilled, and kind people I can honestly say the NHS is the best of Britain and something we should cherish DEARLY.
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Build Back Better Green NHS Cupcake
ALT: Build Back Better Green NHS Cupcake
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Proclaimers have fallen. Please update your records..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Odd name..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah,but what the gays of Hormuz?..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Right, let's see how America is doing... Fuckin'ell...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Social media screenshot showing a video thumbnail of Charlie Kirk speaking in front of a Turning Point USA backdrop, paired with user commentary.

    Top post: Post by Redd (@ReddCinema) asking "Who y'all think is the biggest political loser of 2025?"

    Bottom reply: Reply by @dhe3g reading "No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever."
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All of y'gone off Miriam Margolyes now, have you? Performative eccentric turns out a little racist? Aye..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
PlayStation: We're gonna shit the bed! Xbox: No! WE'RE gonna shit the bed! PlayStation: No, no, we're shitting the bed super hard! Xbox: We're shitting the bed DOUBLE hard! PlayStation: Nah, we're TRIPLE shitting the bed.. with SUPER shits! (Repeat until the customer base is dead)
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Absolutely relate to this. Gave up 6 months ago and genuinely not felt or noticed any real difference.. At least I know I'm not an alcoholic, but c'mon.. where's the euphoric love of life I was promised!
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Aww, that's nice... I wonder who the fuck these people are?..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Everything about this picture makes me happy.
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Every advert now is either: Expensive shit for rich fucks. Shit you absolutely do not need. Straight up cons.
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/a... Vaccinated?..
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Ailing Novak Djokovic falls in US Open first round for earliest grand slam exit in 20 years
Novak Djokovic suffered his earliest grand slam exit in 20 years as he fell in five brutal sets to Mariano Navone in the first round of the US Open
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An orangutan babysits tiger cubs after learning to feed them by watching his human caretakers. Original post
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh, fuck... RIP, Dolly.
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP, Demi..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a picture that should be an album cover..
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Firkin on Film @brain-string.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My favourite type of post is when someone claims an actor 'always understands the assignment' and then attaches two pictures of them in slightly different wigs..
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The little feisty one….
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