Pacing Issues: The Movie What’s here, while disjointed, is pretty good and enjoyable, actually. Of all of the projects to have been made a show, this one actually would’ve benefitted greatly from that. I really hope we see these characters again.

This is what happens when Flash Thompson gets put in a scene with bad green screen, he ends up here.

An emotional final fight between actual people AND big monsters? Hell yeah.

I want to see the movies that this one is a sequel to.

If I had a nickel for every sequel with a super powered individual sent to Italy for arbitrary reasons…

Half expected Benoit Blanc to show up.

The most I’ve ever heard an audience laugh.

Mikey Madison, Wunmi Mosaku, and Betty Gilpin are innocent. Aaron Sorkin needs his pen and camera revoked.

Second Person Second Hand Embarrassment: The Documentary

Strange dropping the title of the next movie goes unreasonably hard.

E is for Extortion by a 10 year old.

To pick one thing, cause there are many, why were they so focused on eating? Like this movie was real time-ish, so these people couldn’t go three hours without eating multiple meals? They could’ve used that time for more exposition. Or any at all. Why did the running creatures look like my dogs with zoomies? I want my quarters back. For fate, or something, I think.

Me when I make an Avengers movie but Thor and Hulk are off doing Ragnarok

Deus Ex Road Runner

“What would you prefer? Yellow spandex?” Yes please.

That was bananas. A truly heartfelt story with everybody on the top of their game. Especially Sadie Sink.

Too many dogs died to rate it any higher.

Words cannot express what this story has meant to me. It’s taught me more about life and love and what’s out there to experience than I ever thought possible. For that, I will be forever grateful. The movie, while a little rough around the edges, is a fitting and heartfelt conclusion to this story that has meant so much to me. I hope to find the Nick to my Charlie, someday.

An unrelenting, hilarious train wreck.

Are all of the DCU movies going to have a slow motion shot of a human character standing there while a super powered one moves around them with a banger needle drop in the background? I hope they do.