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Brad Loekle

@bradloekle.bsky.social
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Comedians - Writer - Stevie Nicks Aficionado

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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
One can only ponder if his opinions changed, as he bled out… “for liberty.” Having championed the harm, and glorified the murder, of millions of ppl he deemed to be lesser than himself, his violent end mirrored the violence he celebrated & promoted his entire life. [insert thoughts & prayers™️] 🇺🇸
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
That mass shooting was the 130th mass shooting that had occurred already that year. America averages more than one mass shooting a day. Charlie Kirk was a staunch believer that any and all gun violence in America was the “price of liberty”… when it was other people’s children and loved ones.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
If we all just jump-scared one Boomer a day each… we could fix so much shit in about a month. We’re just about 50 million “slip n’ falls” away from our future, kids!
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
If the Earth was really flat, I’d have pushed most of you off it by now.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Fire arms kill more children ages 1-17 every year in the U.S. than any other causes including car crashes and cancer. Stop pretending to care about children and actually do something.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I go any where the check clears! 😜💜
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If Ron DeSantis keeps taking away our rights, we should be allowed to take away his high heels.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If Karens were food they’d be Eggs Benedict.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The Venn diagram of Cracker Barrel originalists and Confederate preservationists is a circle. And that circle is drawn in mayonnaise and has raisins in the middle of it.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This is the James Bond we need… and the James Bond we deserve! #junesquibb #jamesbond #meme #memes #funny
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
How’s your fucking day going? -sent from the bathroom of the Grand Hyatt Athens which is now my tomb.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Celebrating 15 years of having the “Last Laugh” with Atlantis Events! Let’s go, homos! 💜😂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦄
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Where are you today? I’m at a 3 right now but I’ll be at 8 later. #elizabethtaylor #meme #foryou
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Lots on my mind tonight. Journaling didn’t get it all out. Xanax not really coaxing sleep into bed with me. Guess I’ll catch up on this light and lovely jaunt through other people’s epic failures. Misery loves late-night company. #book #books #bookworm #reading #history
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
How long we giving Gloria Gaynor to try and sell us “I’m going to there bridge the divide with music,” before we remind her of the millions of people who already haven’t survived under this dick-tater?
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
When I was growing up, being Sunny von Bülow was sold to us as a sort of sad, cautionary tale. Right now, I would KILL to have spent the first half of my life in tremendously wealthy bad marriages and then the second half in a coma. Like, who is not wishing for “rich-lady coma” right now?!
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Sunday Funday! #memes #funny #comedy
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Have you ever wished Kid Rock was a podcast? No? Well, too bad! Because here’s Theo Von anyway!
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Dean Cain is the Kevin Sorbo of Scott Baios
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
If you thought religious belief requires a black-belt in cognitive dissonance… wait until you meet… American patriotism! (Eagle screeching sound)
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Who remembers being obsessed with how this woman would just dead-pan lie to people with a real smoker’s confidence?! And had Montel wrapped around her acrylic nail?! #sylviabrowne #psychic #tv #90s #2000s
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Kids, we still can’t get Coke and Pepsi to be in the same restaurant together. So good luck with this whole “World Peace” thing. For the record, I am a staunch supporter of both of these European dreams.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
No matter what happens in my life, I always seem to wake up the next morning. It’s honestly getting annoying.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Be gentle to Gen Xers this week. We’re, simultaneously, trying to process how American Eagle is still in business, while also figuring out who Sydney Sweeney is.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
If at first you don’t suck seed, three margaritas and a bump should get you there. -Dorothy Parker (if she was a present day demon twink)
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
TONIGHT! MOBILE, ALABAMA! This town is a hoot and a holler and I can’t wait to take the stage at B-Bob’s Downtown for #mobilebleatherweekend! LINK IN BIO for more info. #comedy
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
THIS SATURDAY… this little piggy goes to Mobile, Alabama for the 1st time!! See you at Mobile Bleather Weekend! #comedy #lgbtqia #lgbtq
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
You know you’ve made it when they start advertising your mere presence in an airport! #comedian #tourlife #travel #ilovemyjob
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Here goes TWO LAST LAUGH SHOWS on a gaymazing 9 day cruise around the Mediterranean and Morocco! #grateful #lgbtq #comedian #tourlife
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
One of my favorite little ports in Spain. So many run off to Seville. And Seville is lovely. But I always havr a gorgeous, relaxing day in Cadiz when I’m here. #travel #spain #ilovemyjob
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
HEY MOBILE! I can’t wait to get some belly laughs from all your Bears (and assorted other creatures from the alphabet menagerie) NEXT SATURDAY! 7/26! Check out my website for more info: linktr.ee/bradloekle #comedy #lgbtq #alabama
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The idea that anything named “Tomorrowland” burst into flames, and is now a pile of rubble and ash, is just more proof that the writer’s room for “2025” are total hacks. I mean… we get it.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Goodbye, great poet. 💜
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Cafe. Croissant. Soleil et mer. Je suis un joyeux bouffon! #atlantisevents #france #travel #tourlife #comedian #lgbtq #grateful
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Yesterday was a classic day of the highs and lows of travel. But every time I wake up to the beautiful sight of a foreign land… I realize it’s always worth it. 💜 #barcelona #tourlife #europe #comedian
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I once kicked a toddler who tried to touch my lunch. So, I assure you, I’m not trying to groom your kid. Trip it? Sure! But never groom.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
#memes #funny #fypage #fyp
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I just want to remind everyone gagging over The Guilded Age, that we’d all be actually gagging at what the Gilded Age smelled like. 💩
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Do you think anyone 75 or older who has their speaker phone on… is aware their speaker phone is on? Because everyone else in every airport and restaurant knows…
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Great words from “great men.” #4thofjuly #america #usa #meme #memes #president
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Fun Film Fact: Laura Loomer was also the inspiration from the psychotic parasitic twin in “Malignant.”
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
“Let’s get this party farted!” -Taco Tuesday
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I know it’s not very American… but it is very human.
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Remember, kids… if you don’t get a fissure this weekend, then the Stonewall Riots were for NOTHING!
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Since asparagus is seasonal, does that mean piss queens are too? Do they migrate? Are they literally like Swallows?!
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Always reading 2-4 books at a time. Nine, ten… never sleep again. #books #insomnia #reading #poetry #religion
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
“Happy” Sunday to the the Divided States of Dysphoria. We should have made that name change instead of the Gulf of ‘Merica…. #meme #writers #news #kipling
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Brad Loekle @bradloekle.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Monday morning, those U.S. armed forces recruiting centers are gonna be PACKED with all these MAGAt patriots, right? Can The Pillow Guy still enlist?
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