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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer

@bradblues2.bsky.social
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When are they gonna make an anime girl with those fucked up deer scent glands and when the fuck are they gonna draw porn of her glands getting fucked
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If a dog was into furries they wouldn’t be called a furry they would be called an arm-y or something
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They should put the shadows back in movies
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
MichealScottCringing.gif sir your daughter is posting pubes on GIPHY dot com
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can’t even eat in the food court anymore cuz I’ll get bootycalled by every single character
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
YouTuber TheDacDuck: this is what u should buy for iPhone, this one for BTE— The Cyberpunk, in thought: If I dotted my brain with dacs/adcs connected to an Electronic Simulated-Neuron Envelope, would my consciousness gaseously diffuse throughout the silicon? Or, like: nah?
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Prehensile long floppy ears sex
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You should really be sayin “[something self-described as apex/nadir] of my life!” when the thing itself is fatal so you can definitively say it was an extreme as such! Not as in fatality-is-always-zenith way but like a preventing-future-usurping-events sort of way
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The interstice of the aesthetics of hotdogs and the aesthetics of drawn pornography is kinda wild
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy!” Bro you need better enemies
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m drunk on the consciousness of universe, someone get me out of here
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Who up askin they vertiginous question
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Don’t care, I’m reading Franken Fran
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’m such a bad guy but oh well, there are worse guys. At least I’m trying. Right? Idk. Let’s Keep Lurching! And such. You know, “‘staggering’ amounts of things”and “‘staggering’ forward” don’t really make sense as homonyms. Right?
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I will be killed for giving a shit and I don’t give a shit
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Like 99.99% of game developers would make way more compelling and interesting video games if they’ve never played or seen one in their goddamn lives. We MiB flash them so they forget what a “waypoint” is.
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Mocca🔞 @whatsmocca.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Promise me in 2026 you will be creative and make art and be a pervert and make perverted art, ok?
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Been getting a lot of the opposite of rape threats in my dms lately
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
This is my suicide suit
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
“Hey, You! Masturbate My Penis!” Idk man they stapled to the right popcorn gambrel and told me I was to be the worlds first full body amputee if I didn’t get’erdone then they started on some electro ska with Marxist characteristics and Mainländerian undertones. I’m running out of band name ideas.
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Badcase of the Wikipedia tmi
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Why don’t we have .game files? Why ain’t we uploading .games to twitter? Why can’t you stop every two posts to play a 360 degrees of freedom snakelike with miku.gif skybox? Is it because we’re scared?
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
We’re woke now you can’t draw them dumb anymore you have to draw them depressed
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Commit this pussy to the celluloid. Ilfochrome that pussy. Stroke that pussy onto that motherfuckin’ Italian gesso. This pussy giving me high relief. Sing some fuckin pussy!!!pussy vibrato!!! Larynx and pussy!.. pussy make pussy
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I don’t know what continence is but I think I’m doing it right now
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I keep procrastinating buying my next pack of cigarettes, it’s been a month now
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Fuck it I just scammed my grandma so I could buy the by brakhage anthology for half off
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
“There’s no love left in the world…” than make some more, nerd
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Whenever someone likes your post do you also check their likes to see if they’re a lil’ likeslut or if they liked your post because it actually meant something? Wait a minute, this ante-June-12,-2024 twitter anymore. Idk what I’m talking about.
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
He goes a for homebase! And then! The Earth pinches him against the bat! Gushy gushes Gush Gush gush Batterman waves to crowd! Steps on the oncerunner! Love! Love! Loveverywhere! The Earth pinches him against the foot o stadium kisses o o stadium kisses
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
My trans sisters and brothers stare into the Minecraft sky and count the edges of the clouds, the star’s quantity. They can’t do that in the real world, why? “There are no clouds” “Light pollution, streetlights.” Street lights? They aren’t in the sky, what about skylights? “Brad: those are windows.”
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Every time I make a song’Shazam doesn’t know what it is. It just says “Sorry, can I listen to that again?” Don’t be sorry, everybody wants a second listen.
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Does the dog self harm in the movie?
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
What the hell is a jeepy tea
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
There is NOTHING gay about having a big dick
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
God I’ve seen what you have done for others and holy shit do not do that to me
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
midwestern ryona murdered my pussy in the handicapped stall and more
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Sometimes I be thinking bout that Keith Haring tenga
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Need to learn to do some exhibitionist obscene soul-bearing
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
If gods love is unconditional he should come down here and fuck me
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Woke up woke
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Damn followed me on her main and her alt within the same 2 minutes this shit serious
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
how it be to not give a piss
A man is genuflect and another man is stepping on the nape of his neck and pissing on the side of his head
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I’ve slapped more tits than you
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
AHHH THE WORLD IS ENDING AND MY DICK IS HARD THIS IS SO FUCKED UP AHHH
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This time my hair was always covered in bubbles, and I could reach in past my cranium.
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Anesthesiologists hate my fucking ass and my ability to stay sober under whale servings
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Jack off all trades
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
If I start smellin my Taco Bell order sitting next to an indoor chlorinated-pool I just know I’m about to wake up from a coma while a nurse is rubbin hibiclens all over my pussy and balls.
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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer @bradblues2.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I tried learnin’ the language but all the Japanese pervert art I liked happen to heavily overlap with grammar anarchists. They kept calling me ストーナー・ヨーダ.
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