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Brad Westness

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Midwestern progressive. I like #Brewers baseball. I also like making dumb little posts on this website. 📍 Janesville, WI 🌐 brad.westness.cc

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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 16h
Nathan fielder
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 05/10/2026
Who's starting for the Brewers in game 3, you ask?
It's gonna be May
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 04/10/2026
Let's win 2
Let's win (game) 2
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 04/10/2026
Couldn't order better weather, as they say
View from my seats at the Brewers NLDS game 2
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 04/10/2026
Pretty good seats
At the drive in watching the Brewers NLDS game
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 02/10/2026
Their whole website is somewhat charmingly SpaceJam.com (1996) era coded, so I'm not too shocked
Screenshot of highway18.com
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 02/10/2026
Seems like it might be fun?
Ad for the highway 18 outdoor theater in Jefferson, WI showing the Brewers/Padres NLDS game one on Saturday night
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 29/09/2026
Update
The same barn as in the quoted post but the mural is finished. Barrel man and Bernie Brewer are there
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 29/09/2026
In honor of the wild card series, here's a real "dudes rock" moment we witnessed on our visit to San Diego this summer
A couple guys just being dudes, watching a Padres game projected on the side of their house
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 29/09/2026
TFW your big kitchen renovation starts tomorrow
Majora's mask Dawn of the final day screen
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 28/09/2026
https://theonion.com/nation-in-love-with-girl-from-record-store-1819566067/
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 27/09/2026
Best team in baseball, baby
Miller ParkMe at Miller Park
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 26/09/2026
took this picture to own my kids after they "looked everywhere" and insisted the grocery store did not have barbecue sauce in the exact aisle i told them it was in
The barbecue sauce aisle at Woodmans, with more varieties of Sweet Baby Rays than you could ever possibly need
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 25/09/2026
That meme of the two guys on a train and one is miserable and looking at the wall but it says "caring about the Packers" above his head. The other guy is happy and he's looking out at a beautiful scenic view and it says "caring about the Brewers" above him.
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 25/09/2026
"We used to store timestamps as signed 32-bit integers"
The "sure Grandma, let's get you to bed" meme
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 23/09/2026
Begun, the price wars have
We’re introducing Claude Opus 5.5, the first model in our new Claude 5.5 family. It performs at the level of Claude Fable 5.1 on most work and costs 40% less to run than Opus 5.
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 22/09/2026
At the very least they should have to wear a sign like this that says "I tried to butt in line and board outside my group"
Dog wearing a sign saying it set off the home security system when it was home alone and the police came
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 22/09/2026
Norm MacDonald all the stars are here
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 19/09/2026
It's that magical time of year
My Packers season ticket wait-list number is now 69,613
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 18/09/2026
Doing a little benchmarking of runtime async in our evented job Kafka consumer library for work
Benny Safdie as Edward Teller watching the trinity nuclear explosion test in Christopher Nolan's OPPENHEIMER (2023)
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 17/09/2026
Brewers magic number for a first round bye
Paul Monitor wearing number 4
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 16/09/2026
Y
NL Central standings showing the Brewers have clinched
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 16/09/2026
Watching baseball. Does the center field camera at PNC not have a zoom lens
Ken Jeong squinting at a tiny note from Community
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 13/09/2026
Hell yeah brother
The MST3K pre-roll
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 12/09/2026
✖️
NL standings
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 12/09/2026
Brewers RN
Poster for THE HIT PARADE (1937)
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 12/09/2026
For a couple years it was looking pretty lean and I wasn't sure if it was gonna make it, but my little willow tree really seems to have figured it out this year
Baby Willow tree I plantedSlightly larger willow tree
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 11/09/2026
Welp, assuming that's a wrap on Sproat for this season - although I expect Zastryzny or somebody to actually wind up in the bullpen instead of Stallings for the postseason roster
Milwaukee brewers transaction log showing they optioned Brandon Sprat to the Nashville Sounds and recalled Garrett Stallings
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 09/09/2026
Weeeeeee!
Win probability chart
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 06/09/2026
How do you not challenge #5
Pitch fx
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 04/09/2026
Checks out
Dialect map saying I talk most like someone from Milwaukee
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 04/09/2026
You Can Tell When Local Engineer Deployed A Change
Data dog metrics
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 02/09/2026
Oh wait no it brings up other game scores for me
MLB at bat app
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 31/08/2026
There's a little bit of Sean Penn in One Battle After Another in there too
Sean Penn in One Battle After Another
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 30/08/2026
Just gotta tip your cap on that one, 97 mph up and in that wasn't even a strike
Pitch fx
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 29/08/2026
Gift walk for Bauers there as the ump denied the Rangers' challenge on pitch number four and then also didn't call pitch number five
Pitch fx
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 28/08/2026
Magic number
Christian Yelich
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 26/08/2026
Decrepit car

"Jalopy" redirects here. For other uses, see Jalopy (disambiguation).
A decrepit car is an automobile that is often old and damaged and is in a barely functional state. There are many slang terms used to describe such cars, such as beater, bomb, clunker, chod, flivver, hooptie/hoopty, jalopy, lemon, old banger (most commonly used in the UK), shitbox, or junk car.
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 25/08/2026
Deers!
Some deer poking around near the Ice Age Trail by my house
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 25/08/2026
Emily Balsley is doing a Brewers themed mural on this barn near my house #soon
A barn near my house that's getting a "Wisco Series" mural by local artist Emily Balsley soon
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 25/08/2026
Solar field at sunset is purdy
Me riding my bike near a solar field near my house
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 24/08/2026
My kingdom for a decent over-ear headset that doesn't immediately fall apart because it can't handle my size 8.5 melon. My last pair of Koss headphones literally snapped in half
My Corsair Bluetooth headset, the fabric padding is ripping apart because my head is too big
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 24/08/2026
Didn't even have time for a cup of coffee
Brewers Roster & Staff
Transactions

Transactions


August 2026

Date	Transaction
08/24/26	Milwaukee Brewers optioned C Bo Naylor to Nashville Sounds.
08/23/26	Milwaukee Brewers recalled C Bo Naylor from Nashville Sounds.
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 23/08/2026
Why are they all dressed like this
The "straight person custume" scene from the parks & rec Halloween party episode
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 19/08/2026
They could've just thrown Grant Anderson but I think it's largely true that there's no point throwing a real pitcher once the ump has shifted into calling shit two feet above the zone a strike for the other team's position player
Pitch fx showing a called strike on a pitch two feet above the zone to Luis Lara
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 19/08/2026
What are the odds that this ever a) actually gets made b) ends up being the movie stunt that finally actually kills Tom Cruise
Untitled Tom Cruise/SpaceX Project

Will Tom Cruise film his next movie in space? In July 2020, Cruise, director Doug Liman, and writer Christopher McQuarrie teamed with Universal to make the first narrative film to be shot in space. SpaceX's Crew Dragon plans to fly Cruise to NASA's International Space Station, where Axiom Space and Space Entertainment Enterprise plan to add new ISS modules, including a space station movie studio that intends to launch by December 2024. Plot details and cast have yet to be announced, but who do you want to see join Tom Cruise in space?
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Watch All About Tom Cruise's SpaceX Project
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Tom Cruise and director Doug Liman travel far beyond Earth to film the first ever Hollywood motion picture in outer space
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 15/08/2026
When a TV cartoon does a movie everyone gets a thin shadow so you know it's movie, this is simply How It's Done
Bob's burgers movieSimpsons movie
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 14/08/2026
Head like a fuckin' orange
An idiot abroad featuring Karl pilkongton
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 14/08/2026
Go crew!
UNIQLO field at Dodgers stadium
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Brad Westness @brad.westness.cc · 12/08/2026
Really impressive year over year improvement
Gary Sánchez baseball reference standard pitching stats. His ERA in 2025 (1 IP) was 36.00, this year (1 IP) it is 0.00
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