Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 12hTrump is crazy, but he doesn't believe in anything or anyone other than himself. Hegseth is crazy, and a true believer. His "armour of God" stuff is boilerplate religious right end times rhetoric. Other than Trump he is the most dangerous figure in this administration. Also incompetent. 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 17hOn today's Topics a stolen excavator in Tacoma was found for sale across the street from where it was stolen.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics October 1, 2026. Stolen Excavator Found For Sale Across The Street — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Man reports being bored and drunk. Never a good combination. Today's Topics now live!buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 30, 2026. Man Just Bored And Drunk — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Atlanta Hawks are just happy to be in the chat for any reason. 021
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One guy pissed on the grave of another's guy's parents, so he in turn destroyed a home with a stolen farm tractor. It's all part of today's Topics.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 29, 2026. Feud Over. — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today's Topics now live! Todd Rundgren declares war on Swifties.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 28, 2026. Accelorator Sticks... Twice. — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm going to need a lawyer. I was just arrested for buying car insurance but never making a claim. 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How many penalties did they have today? Wildly undisciplined team. Exhibit #1. 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And update on Coach Tuberville's belief that airlines are overrun with furries. We now know where that belief originated.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 25, 2026. Warning. It's Ranty. — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If today's Topics leave you confused, that is a sign of a fully functioning adult human.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 24, 2026. (AIRPORT!) — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you know nothing of MLS, this is all ye need know. It's Messi and Miami and everyone else is a NPC. 060
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today's Topics includes one of those stories where one sentence does not predict the next.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 23, 2026. Bikini Baristas and A Stack Of Hay — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Our favorite Powerball winner has been arrested again. At least he's not letting the money change him. He's part of today's Topics.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 22, 2026. Powerball Winner Arrested... Again — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I've found a fix for the White House microphone shortage.youtube.comSCTV - Mr. Boom Microphone by RONCO - (boom operator & soundtrack not included)YouTube video by TVOR - The Voice of Reason 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am now fueled by the thought of Trump sitting down with a freshly changed diaper this evening and Natalie unable to find a feed of today's ribbon cutting with audible audio. 030
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Today's Topics now live!buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 21, 2026. Are We Talking Mini Coke Or Full Size? — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I hope Michigan Stadium security is ready for the fans to rush the field. UM is going to have to come from behind against UTEP. 000
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Something from your youth on today's Topics. GIANT SIZE CAPRI SUN!buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 17, 2026. I Give You GIANT CAPRI SUN! — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Trying to make sense of Kash Patel on today's Topics. I look forward to a visit from Agent Goatf&^ker.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 16, 2026. Ma'am I'm Agent Goatf&%ker. We Have Some Questions — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A vegetarian would probably not pass the screening process to become an FBI agent, but a sheep f&%ker now can. 000
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you have pets do not watch C-Span with them today. 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The vibe whenever a member of this administration attempts to answer for all the insanity.static.klipy.comSnl Nathan ThurmALT: Snl Nathan Thurm 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There was a time when they said dogs couldn't play basketball, and Air Bud proved them wrong. Now they can be FBI agents too. 000
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026'Sir, I'm special agent Smith, and this is special agent Goatf&cker. We'd like to ask you a few questions.' 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026On today's Topics: He died doing what he loved. Driving around without his pants on watching porn.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 15, 2026. This Is No Way To Go. — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The story has everything. I'm sure his father was glad he didn't have to pay for any of this. 030
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026For two straight weeks we've seen a hidden clock determine the outcome of a game. Last night a mysterious extra 15 minutes was added to the Ohio State/Texas game. We demand answers! 040
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Trump claiming the Houthi rebels called him to make a deal is objectively hilarious.static.klipy.comSesame Street Bert's Banana Phone CallALT: Sesame Street Bert's Banana Phone Call 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026On today's Topics I recall flying to Tampa and back on 9/9 and 9/10, 2001. The story is especially ridiculous given what would happen on the 11th.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 11, 2026. Rabid Beavers And A Sexy Rubber Duck — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Not only are you spending your hard-earned money on our shitty football team, but we also have a bunch of rules. 011
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The NFL is in Australia, but they chose The Jonas Brothers for halftime instead of The Cosmic Psychos.youtube.comGo The HackYouTube video by Cosmic Psychos - Topic 000
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026On today's Topics. I'll believe Rick Springfield killed a man in Vietnam before I'll believe Trump's promise of $5000 for every adult. That's like $1.4 trillion dollars.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 10, 2026. Rick Springfield: 'I Once Killed A Man' — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 130
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If Trump were to actually pay every adult $5000 if the GOP carries the midterms, it would cost $1.37 trillion dollars to fulfill this promise. That is about 18% of the total 2026 federal budget. 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Literally parades everywhere on a random Wednesday. You'd be surprised. Heading out to one now. 030
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Today's Topics now live. Blind man drives drunk. A miracle!buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 9, 2026. And The Blind Shall Drive Drunk — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Today's Topics includes something else trying to kill you. Baby goats.buymeacoffee.com 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I just looked @sickoscommittee.org. In Tallahassee only three customers are without power right now. Unfortunately, one of the three appears to be on the campus of Florida State University. 001
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Russia is openly aiding Iran, and our real estate investors turned international diplomats go to Moscow and kiss Putin's ass. What other conclusions are we to arrive at? It's clear the White House is selling out US Troops to appease a man who is working by proxy to kill them. 041
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My whole life I thought the time on the screen was in sync with official time. 030
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 06/09/2026With last night's phantom second I'm reminded of this long ago basketball game.youtube.com1972 USA vs Soviet Union Olympic Basketball (LOST or STOLEN?!)YouTube video by VisuallyRepaired 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Michigan proves time travel. How else to explain the phantom second put back on the clock. That's some stinky bullshit right there. 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Thank God Ohio State isn't playing UMass today. 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 05/09/2026F&%K Yeah! Go Cougs! Beat those stinking Huskies! 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I had a couple of roommates in college that would have probably also not noticed I was dead. Today's Topics now live.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 4, 2026. I Had Roommates Like This — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 04/09/2026UMass!youtube.comU-MassYouTube video by Pixies - Topic 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Get a load of a Missouri House hopeful who tried to plant blow in his opponent's car.... Oh, he won the primary too. It's all part of today's Topics.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 3, 2026. Candidate In Jail For Trying To Plant Coke On Rival — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Prediction: Milo will cry, and grovel and they'll let him back in. More maga drama. 010
Brian Phillips @bpmornings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Today's Topics leads with my very pointed thoughts about a young man who just wanted to play college soccer. ICE decided to put him in digital prison. He took his own life. I cap today's with a 91-year-old man who hiked the Appalachian Trail.buymeacoffee.comBP Topics September 2, 2026. 91-Year-Old Man Hikes Appalachian Trail. — Brian PhillipsPost by Brian Phillips 020
