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"He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors."

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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Goddammit. Let's drop everything and collect seashells as trophies from our victory over Neptune.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ignore Previous Instructions is fun only so many times.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP Sexecutioner. You taught us to never stand near the stage at one of your gigs.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I asked astra if you guys should be mean to be and it said that was a brilliant pivot.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A vastly superior film by every metric.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Watching The Desolation of Smaug and having intrusive thoughts like, "Turns out shooting *dwarves* in a barrel is surprisingly difficult."
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everyone wave to Kelvin and Helmholtz.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm just gonna run on the assumption that this will get revised down after Warsh uses it as an excuse not to raise rates.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Turned out it was just the prologue to the stupidest of times...
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We were supposed to do Freedom Fries and canceled Dixie Chicks *first*. They're doing everything out of order.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're doing it all out of order. We were supposed to do Freedom Fries and canceled Dixie Chicks first and *then* the military action.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tim Apple is out. Everyone say hi to John Apple.
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T.S. Kelso @tskelso.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
1/ CelesTrak is offline again as we work to send another 4,500+ IPs using code with HTTP_USER_AGENT: Deno/2.1.4 (variant; SupabaseEdgeRuntime/1.74.3) to the firewall.

 *WE NEED YOUR HELP* to find whoever wrote this code and get them to turn it off or CelesTrak will continue to be unusable.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Symposiums are like cons but everyone wears the same cosplay.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Brace yourself. Kerenskies are coming.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Through his trickery, not only did Odysseus single-handedly kick off the collapse of the Late Bronze Age civilizations but he took meteor rings from us too. phys.org/news/2026-08...
phys.org
Rings forged from meteorites may have been fashionable among ancient Greek elites
Meteorites provided a rare but ready source of iron for ancient Bronze Age cultures before smelting became common. A new study, published in the Journal of Archaeological Science, sheds light on how t...
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dibs on an emag catapult.
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
read theory
off war
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My capacity for disappointment seems to have no bottom.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Honestly unsure of the size of the space enthusiast/Billy Borroughs enthusiast crossover population.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
​Elon has a bedtime story. The all-purpose bedtime story. It seems that a few years ago, an aerospace Giant flicked a spent upper stage from his launchpad, and this four-ton gob of rocket hardware is a Falcon 9 on its way to the lunar surface... Splat.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Several major belt transits per orbit though. Cheap ISR via orbital mechanics may be expensive spacecraft engineering.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It seems a clever way to tour and inspect GEO to me as well.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Looks like good viewing conditions to see Elon splat a spent Falcon 9 stage on the Moon August 5th. arxiv.org/abs/2607.14625
arxiv.org
Observational planning for the 2026 August 5 Falcon 9 Upper Stage lunar impact
On 2026 August 5, at approximately 06:35 UT, a spent Falcon 9 upper stage will impact the lunar surface near Einstein Crater. This event will occur on sunlit terrain near the eastern limb as seen from...
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
With pizzas and two liter bottles of soda.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
At some point in your life, you and your friends went outside to run the 440 yard dash together for the last time, and nobody knew it.
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Russell the Love Muscle 💪 @rpg-volley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
A photo of two men - Tom Hanks playing Rep. Charlie Wilson and Phillip Seymour Hoffman playing Gust Avrokotos - holding glasses of whiskey while leaning on a desk.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not sure if anyone else was watching the confirmation hearing of Schiess for CSO today but his answer to Blumenthal about Golden Dome was telling. Sure, we could use better missile tracking and such but Kepler hasn't changed in a spell.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Um... 'kay.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oh. China is paying the Lugenpresse. I should have seen that coming.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Step 1) China data scrapes. Step 3) They can register to vote.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pardon my incivility. On what is twitchy boy amped?
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What's twitchy boy amped up on?
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If I may mix some RPG terminology with Mark Twain, "Son, you look about as disappointed as a rules lawyer in Hell."
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Binface would do pretty well against Farage, but I'm hoping Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel declares candidacy.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I just got off the phone with Mitch. In 20 minutes, he fully explained the mass gap in non-abelian gauge symmetry.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I would do unseemly things for some pommfritz.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So uh... who's got eyes on the Strategic Petroleum Reserve? Where are we these days?
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/07/2026
Don't worry, King Charles can call Infantino in the morning about this.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Red card seems a tad harsh for that.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If he were, he'd want to go out precisely like this.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
On orbital data centers: I have one question. Do they maneuver or are they targets?
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'm not sure when the bounce house party with his muscly friends begins.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hey, Linkedin. I'm not sure if having "space radiation" in my experience qualifies me for oncology. I mean, I guess we could go to the cyclotron at LBNL and vaporize the cancer with heavy ions screaming in at ten-to-the-oh-my-god electronvolts... but it likely wouldn't do the patient much good.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
That dancing robot missed an opportunity to pull a James-Brown-on-the-Ed-Sullivan-Show-in-1966.
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Jane @bp-jane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Been wondering how many felonies one needs to be a "man of lawlessness" or how many lies it takes to be speaking the Devil's native tongue.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON
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Kim Lane Scheppele @kimlanelaw.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
HU election update: 15% of the vote in -- Tisza projected at 125 seats and Fidesz at 65 . . . 133 gives Tisza the power to change the constitution.
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