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@boypaws.bsky.social
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18+ Only Goofy pornster, hobbyist shitposter. Smarter than the average bear. (He/Him) |33| Personal Chef of Catpaws contact: hellob0ypaws@gmail.com 🔞 Boypaws.com 🎮 Twitch.tv/b0ypaws

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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
GUYS, IT HAPPENED 🔥🫦🔥
Just a wild amount of Taco Bell sauce packets. Like "Screw it, I'm quitting anyway" grips of them.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm going for it
An Exact Facsimile of The Declaration of Independence, framed within arms reach
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
✌️
Boypaws, rose in mouth and throwing a peace sign, over the remains of some thoroughly trampled roses. There is a camera and ring light between him and the viewer.
It's an older pic, but one from a series of custom videos.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Another batch bottled up and ready to ship out!
Flip-top bottles of various sizes and decoration contain a delicious amber liquid. Mead, a wine made from the sweet sticky gold called honey
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Did you tho?
A shot from the Earth, Wind, & Fire video for September. The text reads "Do you remember the... First night of September" rather than the Twenty first... Because today is September 1st
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Biblically accurate dumbasses
Original Poster seen with a smug look, holding a blurry cat full of "do not want"
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I should call them.
A decorative ceramic hotdog The same hotdog,presenting hole
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Disaster: My favorite hot sauce might've been discontinued. I've checked 5 different grocery stores and they didn't even have the space on the shelf for it.
Gex, the PS1 gecko, in tears over missing a golf putt
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Mission accomplished!
One slutty breakfast burrito
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am compelled to make my dumbest dreams a reality
A keychain of four different Taco Bell sauce packets
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ay why not!
A cartoon trio of blue women. They have sewn buttons for eyes, nipples, and one on a belly button. Stitches occasionally line their limbs
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We will make him WHOLE
A truly horrific edible busy of Pinhead
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I humbly counter with: Lee Pace in The Fall (2006)
Lee Pace in The Fall. Because just c'mon LOOK at this guy
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Way ahead of ya
A VHS copy of Hudson Hawk
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Has anyone done a wellness check on the Three Weed Smoking Girlfriends?
THE three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Today's mood doodle, or moodle, is inspired by the restraint I feel every day to not bounce a kitchen appliance off my coworkers forehead.
A doodle of a Silly Goose in a rainbow afro wig and little dots of clown makeup around its eyes. Violence lurks beyond it's grim expression
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just a goofy summer time knickknack... Oh, oh no!
A little sculpture of a hotdog, with a squiggle of mustard.Oh no, it's the same hotdog sculpture, but there's a large circular opening at the end. Probably for flowers, maybe even pens. Absolutely NOT intended for anything else, alas...
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A comic strip from Garfield, where Jon says "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food". Just the dumbest shit imaginable, absolutely classic 👌
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
*sees milk crate of records with "FREE" sign on it* Ha, what kind of nonsense do they got in- Is... Is that Harry Belafonte?
A panel from a Beetlemoses comic. A man gives a small surprised smile at what he's seen.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A black shirt with impact text reading "Pride &
Prejudice &
Zombies &
Grogu."
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Guys, another lil woman came up to my office and give me a huge delicious Ensalada Fria Cubana What is going on??? Is it a holiday? am I dying and don't know it?!?
A large container with Ensalada Fría Cubana de Coditos y Jamon. A macaroni-like dish, also containing pineapple and shaved ham. Incredibly tasty, and I guess it's all the rage in Cuba.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
An image of Bart Simpson taking a photo of his exposed butt. Lisa walks in, making this an awkward moment for us all.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
this is me btw. when I'm being mean to you this is who is being mean at you.
Boypaws is seen here in a Chiikawa hat hood thing and heart shaped sunglasses. He sips from a straw in a cup with the Disco Elysium stat icons
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The Pietá - Michelangelo et Buc-ee, 2026
A man appears unconscious but held in the brassy arms of the Buc-ees statue
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My next BIG leather goal is to make the hot and strappy Lae'zel underwear. But I'm not entirely certain it'll be worth the time and materials investment if I don't have the right model for it 🥲
The Baldur's Gate 3 Lae'zel is seen wearing only her strappy leather underwear, in two angles. The left view has her looking over her shoulder and demonstrating the backside of said underwear. The right has her in nearly A-pose. This is absolutely reference material for a project and NOT gooning material or whatever. For real.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Room secured, badge gotten, and fully in my element* *Ironing an apron whilst nude
An apron sits on a hotel ironing board, with iron hot and at the ready beside it. Some smattering of nonsense in the background on the bed.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
G Gundam model kit date?
Two Gunpla kits are displayed. On the left is a Master Grade Shining Gundam. On the right is a High Grade Nobell Gundam (Berserker Mode). Both figures are from the delightfully trash shonen anime, G Gundam
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
ITS HAPPENING! The fit schedule FOR @creatorsafterdark.bsky.social See you there 😈
An outfit schedule for Creators After Dark. Friday: Gyro Zeppeli from Steel Ball Run. Saturday: A skimpy maid outfit. Sunday: an original take on a Blue Oni
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I guess we're doing lil pup hoods now 🤷
A small handful of leather pup hoods sitting on a table. One is worn by a Labubu.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
In the spirit of St Patrick's Day, and wearing green shamelessly... I crave fat goblin booty 💚
A man wearing knee length socks, white gloves, Green M&M apron and chef's hat, is seen kneeling before a whack vaprowave backdrop. He suggestively lifts the apron showing generous under butt and what can only be described as "ball cleavage"
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I just love making stuff! #leather #leatherwork #leathercraft #kink
Two pairs of leather cuffs dangle by their chains on the creators finger. One pair has a soft pink strap while the other sports  Hunter green
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Art vs Artist
A tuxedo cat gives a coy look, while a hand from off camera demonstrates an absolute UNIT of hair brushed off said cat.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Office Milf remembered too, and made some salacious implications 😳💦
A slice of cake just absolutely spangled in sprinkles
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Office Pupusas Lady remembered 🥹🎉
A slice of strawberry cake, with chopped pecan, raspberry and blackberries topping the frosting
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I am a figment of my imagination, and frankly all the better for it.
A screenshot of three images. Each one depicts the same man dressed like a slutty Pillsbury Doughboy and in increasingly lewd poses.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day to all you delightful degenerates 💖
Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face with guns akimbo in Batman Forever, but his normal half is mirrored so more like One-Face. There are heart and flirty emojis all over. White and pink text reads "I sanction your baffoonery". A reference to a notorious incident involving him and his co-star Jim Carrey.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It's Friday the 13th, but you gotta be sweet for Valentine's Day too 🔪❣️
Boypaws, as Jason Voorhees, is slicing watermelon with a machete. Sleeves rolled up, he stands against a black background.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My fingers are raw My ass is sore My ankles exploding But my bats cute as hell
So many small leather bats with snaps on their wings. Several different colors of hardware used on these critters.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The ~Oops it's comfy~ Scarlet Spider cosplay hoodie I did 10 years ago, and what my partner affectionately calls "The Dick Pants"
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Staying busy in the cold
An array of leather made goods sitting on an organizer filled with metal hardware. Leather bat keychains flank a half dozen purple bows. A small cat mask front and center, while a Labubu wears another one in the back.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Finishing my 5th copy of Okami just to see it on the eShop
Indignant Bobby Hill yelling "I'll tell you when I've had enough"
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Longing to be fussed over by a Muppet-Cluster of Ghibli grandmas
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Oh damn, almost forgot to bring the cake this New Year's Eve 🎉 #WagonWednesday #ass #butt #booty #nsfwsky #spicysky
The succulent rump, wearing a slutty jockstrap, has a hand print in flour on the right cheek.
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
MONEY?! HELL YEAH!
A novelty jersey with Spider-Man frenemy Venom. The text above him reads VENOM mirrored, kinda looking like it says MONEY
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Got his ass!
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Screw it, Tomba 2 is a Christmas game. Jumping on twitch in 30
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A crisp high-five to whomever can guess the flavors!
2 glass carboys containing fruits in liquid. The left is a blood red and the right has a more neutral mauve and cider color. Airlocks in cork sit in both
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boypaws 🔞 @boypaws.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Heard it was #thighthursday round here? #nsfw #nsfwbsky #gooner #goonsky #tease #bulge #teasing #realnsfw #thighs #thickthighs #happytrail #tum
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