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Mike Suzadail

@boynamedsuz.bsky.social

1.2K followers 790 following 819 posts

My good friends call me Suzy Charleston 🌴🌙(via PA➡️NJ) Cubs/Blackhawks/Commanders (and Bears), Seton Hall Pirate Alum 🏴‍☠️ Jam band fan but any Live music is my happy place

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 15h

That dip shit shouldn't make it to the post game press conference

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I reiterate

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When the one falls off and the other just looks down at her 😂

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Best closer in baseball couldn't find the damn plate, walked the bases loaded and gave up a hit to chourio

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I hope you got it BEFORE posting this. Otherwise no there isn't it

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Same damn people putting these llamas in pajamas. Sickos

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Seton Halls own John Fanta on the field talking to Tatis. Proud of that guy!

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is on the east coast, I'll allow it

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love how they tossed that to JD "who do you think is next up in the Cubs pen?" And he sat there in silence cuz you know he wants to say, doesn't matter they all suck

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Now I know why this game is so late, so children don't have to watch this disgusting display

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He showed YOU!

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That graphic comparing the top two hitters of the Cubs/Padres lineup is a little unfair considering the Padres get to face the Cubs pitchers. We'd be crushing the ball all over the field too if we can face this garbage!

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Read this as genitals and didn't even flinch

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have a 6am flight

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I mean I feel it's VERY easy to see when he doesn't have it. Throw him out there 2, maybe 3 innings and a quick hook

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Shit I was literally going to say this

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You lucky bastard

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You have your readers on? Maybe it said Bonerposting?

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What it feels like rooting for the Bears and Commanders today

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Caleb hurt. Jayden hurt. Maye sucks now. What was supposed to be an amazing draft class is really fucking cursed man

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Woo!

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There goes that season

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

THAT IS NOT A HIT OUT OF BOUNDS?? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT! HE WAS STANDING WITH BOTH FEET ON THE WHITE!!!

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A scoreless outing by the Cubs bullpen? Is that allowed?

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Nick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OH NOW he can get 3 outs!

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Step 1...give up the single... HR in 3..2..

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Cubs pitchers should get saves for 6 run leads

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Should have stopped at first and stole second

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Kids just don't recognize game!

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Dis you?

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Elaine Benes' Iconic Dance

ALT: Elaine Benes' Iconic Dance

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Cuck bench?

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

BUT WHO NEEDS DEFENSE IF YOU SCORE 59!!

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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Space Jam: Bill Murray & Michael Jordan's Defense

ALT: Space Jam: Bill Murray & Michael Jordan's Defense

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What a start for the Bears! 😂

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

That's devotion! I think if I wore them now my feet would collapse. 😂

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Vaaaaans in my head! Vaaaans on my feet! open.spotify.com/track/1QKkwK...

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The Suicide Machines · Destruction By Definition · Song · 1996

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What a dick

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

As a Chicago fan if you stay ready (for failure) you don't have to get ready (for failure)!

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Arch Manning really sucks huh

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Refreshments Oh wait...

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ooof, Timing there Monopoly Go!!

Monopoly Go screenshot that says Let's Roll

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

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SNL Oops! I Crapped My Pants Diapers

ALT: SNL Oops! I Crapped My Pants Diapers

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Yep...same one!

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

DFA this entire bullpen what's the fucking point? The rest of this team is kicking ass and they can't hold ANY lead

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Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If it isn't Theilbar and Thornton The Thuck brothers

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don't know if there has ever been a year I have hated EVERY fucking guy in the Cubs bullpen before

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Webb is done

Mike Suzadail @boynamedsuz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

That may have been the worst challenge Ive ever seen

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