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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

10:15 am: i play so dogshit in overwat ch ranked that i accidentally pass as a foid and secure my first marriage proposal of the day

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Jesus said: Punch a girl in the tummy and she will cry for a day. Teach her how to hurt herself and she will cry for a lifetime! 😊😇 #bible #jesus

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

my gf gets a boner everytime she looks at me so i fed her some cypro #chemicallycastrated

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

domesticating her floret until my affini goes compact (?)

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

gives you an evil kiss (heheheheheh 😈 ) Mwah 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

being a useless top is so hot to me. im 28 no degree no job im a dumbass i've never solved a crossword and i STILL have a girl looking at me with adoring eyes ready to do everything i want

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cait ^,..,^ @snuff-stunt-double.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

tugging an it/its from behind, call that a creaturound

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

this top is punching her gfs tummy for an AMAZING reason

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

im so demotivated to play videogames because i could spend that time reading yuri about girls hurting each other or hurting my gf

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Finally having my degree (in applied maths) makes me feel like being an S-class omega being courted by various alphas (finance companies)

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cait ^,..,^ @snuff-stunt-double.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

(firmly gripping girlfriend's leash) sorry if we get worked up by the fireworks. she's a, uh, veteran

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

(punching my girlfriend in the tummy): what are you gay or something

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

can you get addicted to punching girls in the tummy

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

my gf gets mad at me when I make a noise when she bites me really hard

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

note to self: need to investigate big boss x venom snake selfcest 🤤

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

every morning my job asks "Big bed with the most beautiful girl in the entire world or let your body and mind get exploited for minimal monetary gain" and I just keep choosing wrong

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

punching my gf for sexual reasons but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows I disagree with it

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Was will mein Arbeitgeber von mir

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

(18 year old fujoshi, reading yaoi about 25 year old men): I love old men yaoi!

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

i tried doing this to my girlfriend and she was way too small i accidentally bonked her head

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Death Stranding so cool i took a shit in my room and it unlocked a new type of grenade

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

is it morally defensible to write job applications if you have a girlfriend

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

this young woman fell asleep yearning for her girlfriend. here's what happened to her brain

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

(speaking to my 18yo puppygirl who I own and is entirely financially dependent on me) do you want to play magic the gathering with me

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

i love making nikki laugh its like a full time job for me

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

when my gf kisses me so much that my face is all wet and soppy: wokeness is out of control when she falls asleep in my arms: wokeness is OVER!!!

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

"Don't just boardwipe every turn" If you saw the kind of control mirrors I'm playing you'd hurl

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

my girlfriend is over and i've devised a devious plan: she's not getting a blanket so if she wants to stay warm she has to share my blanket and we cuddle the entire night 🤤🌝

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

sorry i cant hang out today im busy cultivating my dao

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

my girlfriend can fill so many roles it's almost magical: sometimes she's a weighted blanket to keep me warm and sometimes she's my plushy which I can hug and sometimes she is my pet dog and sometimes she is a pizza or even a basketball

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

my gf cats are obsessed with me they follow me around the house and scream and scream and scream until I pet them. when I indulge them they flop down and show me their belly...

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

legal name change appointment on friday has me developing all kinds of new and fun paranoid thoughts

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

is it bad that im still tired when i already had 2 naps today in addition to 9 hours of sleep the night before

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

when my gf leaves at the end of the weekend thats like my lesbian 9/11

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

this card is so funny and cool because my pod falls for it everytime.

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Love-youah! Hug on that thang

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Ich verstehe Stellwerksstörungen nicht warum braucht der Zug ein Stellwerk der soll halt einfach gerade aus auf der Schiene fahren wo ist das verfickte Problem

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Ellie🌻💖 @boygirl.bsky.social · 04/01/2025