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@bouphe.co.uk
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 5h
Found more pics woweeee (plus more in the loft. I'm scared to look)
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 18h
Some of!!
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 19h
Do we have a spare decade?
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 01/10/2026
Back in my day the relentlessness occasionally relented. And Freddos were 10p!
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 27/09/2026
I pulled my back putting my tights on 11 days ago and I'm just this shape forever now.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 27/09/2026
I hate to be all like middle aged 🫩
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 27/09/2026
I hate to be all like middle aged but I might have to end up finding one of those chairs for hypermobile people because I cannot work out how to sit down without injuring myself.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Woodlouse? Yeah, but shoodlouse?
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Feeling honoured that one climbed me like a tree and then launched itself into space (not pictured)
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 22/09/2026
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IANdrew Dice Clay @iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I swear, I'm sure there's been funnier memes, but I crease up when ever I see this.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 14/09/2026
And I'd always remember the friendly man and the cuppa, even if nothing else stuck. I remembered the blinding migraine I got during my induction at M&S, and literally nothing else. That may be due to the migraine, however.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 14/09/2026
I call it my "doing hat" and it's so heavy I can't do anything in it
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 14/09/2026
I have too many lofty ideas for someone under 5ft tall.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 10/09/2026
He enjoys the power he holds :(
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 10/09/2026
It's a soft, smelly little pom-pom
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 10/09/2026
I hit a wall! Metaphorically, though it feels physical. 🫠 Also I was having a nice dream about kissing a handsome moustachioed man, only to wake up nuzzling Keith's tail. Then he farted. Lesson learned I shouldn't be dreaming about other men I guess
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 06/09/2026
I'll be back this week before I gotta go off adventuring again! And again, like, this time a few years ago I couldn't get to the shops without nearly passing out so it's brilliant. I'm tired but is brilliant.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 06/09/2026
Sorry for the extended little bit of time off (typically at a not so great time of the year) BUT I spent some lovely time with lady, and I will never be thinking "damn I should've worked more instead of seeing my family" Except for all the time they annoy me.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 06/09/2026
We saw this the other day at the range it is SO SOFT
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Blood on the Clocktower video is out now, plus one for members wahoo youtu.be/P7m5IFv8FnY
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The Yogscast @yogscast.com · 04/09/2026
We invited eight more players into Lewis's mansion to play Blood on the Clocktower - and the videos are out RIGHT NOW! Joined by JD from @thelongestjohns.bsky.social, can we deduce who the demon killer is while dealing with Liars, Lunatics, and Lawyer Big Wigs?
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 03/09/2026
AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT NARCISSIST!! We are collecting cheese waxes.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 03/09/2026
She attracts chaos!!
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 03/09/2026
I'm the devil on people's shoulder, and I only do it to cause chaos. Sometimes it has the side effects of helping!
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 03/09/2026
Amazingly long and stressful story short: mum goes on a holiday with a narcissist to rural-est France, situations reach bullshit levels, i tell her to run off with the only rental car two hours to an airport, buy her a ticket and get her home that day.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 03/09/2026
Unexpected mother in the Blackpool area! Successfully extricated her from France
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 02/09/2026
The Worlds First Movie????
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Cats don't need to know that sort of thing. They know how to purr, and smile at you nicely, and make biscuits. Anything else is a bonus! Brenda is so kind as to make sure I don't get any bed sores by getting me up every few hours
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 01/09/2026
If only my fucking modelling career took off.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Well I am appreciative!
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Stop laughing. ♥️😁
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 01/09/2026
🥰🥰you shiny lovely thing
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 01/09/2026
This Friday at 6pm, I join my friends in Blood on the Clocktower! @yogscast.com
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The Yogscast @yogscast.com · 30/08/2026
The bell tolls for our new visitors...your next episodes of Blood on the Clocktower IRL featuring JD from The Longest Johns drop on the channel this Friday.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 28/08/2026
Taking a few days to recalibrate my brain, I've been feeling creatively "blah" and mentally "Ew" and physically "not". Look at this guy eating a beet!
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 26/08/2026
*sighs* *calls the bank* yeah. Yeah. No that isn't fraud. Yes I understand overdraft fees.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 26/08/2026
Uuuuuu inspector!!!
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 26/08/2026
Crap taxidermy. It's like this person has never seen a cat before.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 25/08/2026
i feel a bit shit so why not make it worse by playing geoguessr maps with OSE twitch.tv/osie (ose's creepy yes!)
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Correct!! Frazett-y 💕
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 23/08/2026
www.twitch.tv/bouphe oh!!! I dunno what the fuck
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 23/08/2026
It's shot on nebula film by revolog! It's pre-exposed or treated to have these sparkles. You can get like.... lightning ones
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 23/08/2026
He has two extra on each foot, he is magic!
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 23/08/2026
These came from that camera I bought for £3 at a house clearance place. So I now have a ghost?
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 23/08/2026
I post my photography on Instagram, "six"* rolls of film developed! www.instagram.com/thoughtsofhe... one film I didn't shoot myself ... *Some cameras got a bit broken so we got some early exposure and lost a lot but that's ok.
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Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain @citizenhelene.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just want to go back to being the normal amount of cynical about things
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 23/08/2026
I called and it put me through to the white house?
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 22/08/2026
It has at least 3 stamps per side of this reversible sleeve and one on the tape. In case you forget who you can trust.
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Bouphe @bouphe.co.uk · 22/08/2026
Interesting stamp on this copy of Terminus... "DUSARA'S VIDEO IN GOD WE TRUST"
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