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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey guys first time caller long time listener. Anyways my name is stroke and cancer and I just wanted to say I really think…
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I too, like the Grand Budapest
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I will tattoo Siena on my body if they get this W
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Trump isn’t trying to protect Epstein at all. That would involve him caring about someone else
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Step one for writing a good book: write a shit one first. Now that it’s there: edit
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I wants ya. And I needs ya.
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
What the fuck
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The Democratic Party should get drawn and quartered, and honestly, I don’t know what the exact ramifications of a full denial of giving them the vote on anything moving forward is unless they are absolutely radical, but every centrist Democrat needs to buried underneath hell
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Like this is just a perfect lob up to the ultimate dunk (I am so bored I am giving reply tweet commentary. I’m sorry)
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a basketball player with the number 3 on his jersey is jumping in the air
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
If this isn’t perfect execution and timing, I don’t know what the hell is
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I’ve stated extensively that the first part of this strategy has and will be there go to because as soon as they start to point out the political and economic system that allowed this kind of person to take power there fully aware that they themselves will start to get sniped off as we tug the leash
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
What the hell is he wearing. He looks like a 15 year old going to prom
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Theventy THICC
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Would this legit be good? I’m way too busy to do the research on this but I just think it’s hilarious that if it is better off this way, to have the compromise for government-backed healthcare to become a reality is everyone has ti pay for it with a gold TrumpCare Card™️
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
So young. 24 is when many are finding m out if the story in their mind of who they want to be in life is a first or second draft.
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Since he’s said it on record that he’s pretty sure he isn’t going to heaven he might just take “In God We Trust” off the money and make it “Live Laugh Love”
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Since he’s said it on record that he’s pretty sure he isn’t going to heaven he might just take “In God We Trust” off the money and make it “Live Laugh Love”
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Right? I want to see knee caps getting taken out now
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Thank you for your solidarity with the perpetually fatigued community ✊
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Threshold for millionaires though?
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
When I get back from vacation I’m going to just walk around the neighborhood planting signs with my name and “election next Tuesday” on them
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Tweet gonna be longer than all the essays he wrote in college combined
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Thank you for understanding. I promise I’ll bring my best next time
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I now realize the joke failed because I just woke up and didn’t stop to think “they don’t know you or that you don’t have children so saying you have grandchildren is confusing and not a cheeky way of saying how long ago that feels” So yeah. I should drink some coffee before jumping online.
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Right? I have grandchildren now. So what does have to do with now
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This is a landslide basement win.
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a man stands in front of a screen that says pennsylvania
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Solid thow it waaayyyyyy back jersey. Looks like a sweater and work pants. Player’s cleats should be red wing work boots.
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Well you see if cauliflower just delivered shareholders more value maybe it could have a seat at the table and lobby for some subsidies
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This is where I watch with the homies.
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
And? And you
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
While also running through a fun “what if I was a fan of the ___ in an alternate universe? Would I really be happy, what would life be like?” And then it starts all over again when the other team goes up to bat, like nothing happened
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I could definitely become thus kind of person if I wasn't mindful of it
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Euphoria. Which was people doing drugs and banging but it wasn’t just rich people it was very average middle class and people dealing with the challenges of growing up in present day society, etc.
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
New balance did pull that off. I was right in the middle cause in my late twenties I stockpiled ~10 pairs of
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Wasn’t really need to dig in and “counterbalance” between a (literally) historic defensive performance and a great offensive game.
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This is the most fun way to throw anything btw
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I picture a hole inside the Roosevelt room where they’ve installed some sort of multidimensional portal into the wall so that during a meeting they all discuss talking points and someone has to go over to the wall, put their whole arm into it where it is then teleported up his ass to work his mouth
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Glad I’m not the only person who made the observation that blue sky is great for being a positive sports watch along party
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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a basketball game is being played in front of a crowd with a scoreboard that says nba.com
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
If someone had a gun to my head and said “the Kansas City Chiefs just committed an offensive penalty, name the right player or die” I would giggle with confidence and say “Jawaan Taylor” Now it gets real interesting if they ask “false start or hold?”
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
He doesn’t live here already lol
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
@minakimes.bsky.social Brian Daboll about to get banned from every arena if the refs fuck him on another call. That reaction looked as close to “nuclear bomb” going off in a jar as possible
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
NOT SKATTEBO GODDAMNIT NOOOO
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
AMERICANS PAY THE FUCKING 10% TAX FOR BUYING IT. NOT CANADIANS.
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Trump made the white house look like a hoarding grandmas house with every shelf and wall filled with stuff that has no real importance to him. It’s Versailles designed by Dementia
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Nick Saban’a bit is so hilarious because it is really him acting as he was coaching. Nice guy in general, but on a practice field..yeahhh there was absolutely no fun. So they really used their guy in the most authentic way.
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
What does the digital ladder look like
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BouncingBison @bouncingbison.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This is it. And on top of that having to spend another $10 for the VPN to spoof your IP addy to a country where there’s streaming rights. It’s a whole operation just to change shows.
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