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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does Fanatics know something we don’t?
An official Fanatics ad on Twitter with the text “Shop official NFL jerseys today!”. The image shows a Cleveland Browns jersey with the name “Jefferson” and number “17”. The label for the image says “Men’s Nike Justin Jefferson Browns jersey Cleveland Browns Game Jersey” listed for sale for $149.99.
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
do you think they’ll get in a fist fight or will they just kiss?
A UPS delivery truck and a FedEx delivery truck parked in the same driveway
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Got a sext from Portillo’s
A promotional text from Portillo’s offering me a free slice of chocolate cake for my birthday month
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
oh no Chicago is such a hellhole Mr. President you must do something starting with taking your name off that tower downtown show you want nothing to do with the city take your name down please we’re begging you it must be done to save the city Mr. President
a picture of an emoji face turned most of the way to the side but peeking back around and giving side eye
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
stupid sexy black panther
A comic cover for Black Panther Intergalactic respecting the title character skiing in a sweater inspired costume. Notably, he is looking quite cheeked up. A screen grab of The Simpsons where Homer is covering his eyes because he sees Ned Flanders in a very form-fitting snow suit out skiing.
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Texans Defense Texans Offense
A cool emoji face wearing sunglasses and smiling widely A blue emoji face looking sick and ready to throw up
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
not quite a reliever but still
A tweet from @Chandler_Rome on Twitter that reads: “High-A left-hander Matt Mikulski is the prospect going to Minnesota in return for Carlos Correa, source tells @TheAthletic.”
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I love seeing them hopping around on the ground it’s so fun. Here’s another picture of the same bird :)
An American Robin in a tree
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
hi vic I got more birds
Two ducks swimming in a lakeAn American Robin in a tree A duck in mid flight A duck swimming in a lake
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
here’s some birds
A duck and several ducklings in the grass by a lake A blue jay sitting on the branch of a tree  A large group of geese standing in a field A heron standing by a lake looking for fish
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
My last four movies watched on Letterboxd. 

In order from left to right:
Much Ado About Nothing (1993) rewatched and rated 3.5 stars 
The Naked Gun (1988) rated 4 stars 
Hamlet (1996) rated 2.5 stars 
Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore rated 2 stars
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
scenes from the chicago burbs #HandsOff
A picture of people holding signs at a protest. The most prominent sign reads “hands of my relationship” with a rainbow and two female symbols. A picture of people holding signs at a protest. The most prominent sign reads “no sign is big enough to list all of the reasons I’m here”. A picture of people holding signs at a protest. The most prominent signs read “so bad, even introverts are here” and “impeach (f)Elon”.
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
no country for old men with the combo breaker
My Letterboxd last 4 watched. 

In order, left to right:
Mission: Impossible, rated 3.5 stars 
No Country For Old Men, rated 4.5 stars 
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe, rated 3.5 stars 
Pretty Woman, rated 3.5 stars
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Cannot tell if it’s blue or navy 🤔
John Green’s signature on the page of a book signed in some shade of blue
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
My last four watched movies on Letterboxd. 

In order, left to right:
Little Women (2019) - re-watched and rated 5 stars 
The Great Muppet Caper - rated 3 stars 
The Blues Brothers - rated 4.5 stars
SNL 50: The Anniversary Special - liked but not rated
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
this rental car’s about to be a movie
A reservation sheet for a rental car through Avis. The car space number says “A24”
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Someone said they caught Mahomes in the Yamcha pose and I can’t stop thinking about it
A picture of Patrick Mahomes crumpled on the ground after being tackled during Super Bowl 59A picture of Yamcha from Dragon Ball Z crumpled in a crater during a fight against Saibaman
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
#LetterboxdFriday
My Letterboxd recent activity in order left to right:

I Saw The TV Glow rated 3.5 stars
Dunkirk rewatched and rated 4 stars 
Inside Out 2 rated 3.5 stars 
Emilia Perez rated 1.5 stars
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
A parody edit of the Far Side comic “Cow Tools”. The tools have been replaced with Heathcliff the cat in a military tank that says “MEAT” on the side. 

The caption says “Cows Love The Meat Tank”
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
A screenshot of the quoted tweet with a red box drawn around the words “Fellini-esque” expanding into a bigger red box surrounding a picture of the Blue Devils drum and bugle corps’ 2014 show “Felliniesque”
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
My last four watched movies on Letterboxd 

In order left to right:
Emilia Perez
The Muppet Movie 
Avatar: The Way of Water 
The Brutalist
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
bro i do not care can i please have my tax forms
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Wow, that came out significantly better than mine. I made the mistake of starting with the legs/wheels and it threw all of my proportions off.
A drawing of my desk chair alongside the actual chair the drawing depicts. 

The desk chair is a racing style chair with red and black detailing inspired by the robes worn by the Akatsuki from the anime Naruto. 

The bottom of the page where the drawing is done says “The Book of Good Times” and is dated December 27, 2024.
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
whoops missed this yesterday
My last 4 watched on Letterboxd:

Wicked (Part One)
Midsommar 
Nosferatu (1922)
Nosferatu (2024)
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
#BookOfGoodTimes
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
It’s that time of year
My Letterboxd recent activity. 

The four most recent are:
A Christmas Story
The Holdovers 
A Charlie Brown Christmas 
Love Hard
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My last four watched on Letterboxd. 

The Holdovers, rated 5 stars
A Steve Martin and Martin Short comedy special, rated 2.5 stars 
The Muppets Christmas Carols, rated 5 stars
Wicked, rated 4.5 stars
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A meme made of a popular tweet. 

The tweet reads “guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting”

Below this tweet is an appended image of an official Nosferatu Replica Sarcophagus Bed that has a listed price of $20,000
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Chart showing my Letterboxd stats over the course of 2025. 

72 total films logged, average of 6 movies per month and 1.5 per week
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
in case you even care…
My Spotify wrapped for 2024. 

Top Artists: Ericdoa, Charli xcx, Taylor Swift, Vampire Weekend, and Caroline Polachek

Top songs (all by Ericdoa): dancinwithsomebawdy, lastjune, the cake is a lie, sweet tooth, imcoolimgoodimstraight

Minutes listened: 27,130
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
They said fuckin Yellow
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
$Nice.Nice
A grocery store checkout screen with a running total of $69.69
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
In a sport as physical as football, I don’t think any team should *ever* be playing 3 games in 11 days. You’re just asking for injuries.
Screenshot of Houston Texans NFL schedule.
They play the Miami Dolphins on December 15, the Kansas City Chiefs on December 21, and the Baltimore Ravens on December 25.
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
The types of google searches that come out of a late night rocket league session
Screenshot of Google search history 
First search is “who did hawk tuah girl vote for”
Second search is “gibby first name”
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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Riley @botriley.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
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