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The Outlaw Juicy James

@botono.bsky.social
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Are you telling me that you don't see the connection between government and laughing at people? he/him

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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He's still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes.
Bruce Willis from the movie "The Sixth Sense"
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
When the president smells crazy
Nicki Minaj looking like she smells something awful while standing next to Trump
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Feels good wojack. A line drawing of a bald man with his hands on his cheeks and his eyes closed. He looks like he is enjoying something.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Maybe he was watching Scandal reruns over the holidays tvshowtranscripts.ourboard.org/viewtopic.ph...
[Hoarsely] $171,000 to study the... Gambling habits of monkeys. [Sighs] $175,000 to determine whether... cоcɑіnе use leads to risky sеxual activity... Among Japanese quail.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"Mr. President, try this hole milk."
Donald Trump looking at a glass bottle of milk very skeptically.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A blank copy of the 2 Guys on a Bus meme. A single-panel comic of 2 people riding on a bus that is driving down a mountain path. One is seated on the mountain side and looks sad. The other is seated on the side with the view of the valley and looks happy.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
A still from an anime. A man looks up at a picture of boots and asks "is this a lollipop?". The man is labeled "you".
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
A white kitten with brown stripes on her legs and face sleeps on a couch next to a large, fluffy brown cat
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
She doesn't know the government shut down
A cream colored kitten with feint light brown stripes on her legs so sleeping on a couch
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
i'm in a group chat with 3 of my closest friends and I basically live for this #friends
a chat UI showing that 3 people reacted to a post with the crying laughing emoji
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
WTF are you talking about?
Multiple posts from Josh Marshall of TPM denying a genocide in Gaza
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
My body is the DeLorean from Back to the Future. I fill it with garage and fuckin go.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
When you're about to have the best meal of your life
A roadside taco stand covered by one of those collapsible beach shade structures. A banner stretched across one side has an illustration of a woman's lips painted blue. Smoke in the shape of heats float out of the lips. Below them are the words "Cuchi Breath"
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I've cancelled as well
A screenshot from the Paramount+ website showing that I've cancelled my subscription.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Drake nah/yeah meme. Drake's face is a USB port. The first options is a USB flash drive in the "up" position. USB Drake rejects this. Then the drive is in the "down" position. Drake also rejects this. There is a third panel, breaking the norm of the meme. The drive is back in the "up" position. USB drake indicates that this is now acceptable.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
It's peony season
A close up photograph of a peony flower in full bloom. The petals are pink. The tips of the petals are a lighter shade than the base. The yellow stamens are prominent in the center.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I looked up his insta because i hate myself
A screen shot of this white shithead's Instagram. I don't even want to write out this shit. One pic is him holding up a bumper sticker that says "ONE LOVE (but not gay)"
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I recently had a similar experience with a feral near me. Mom and babies are being fostered now.
A tiny tabby kitten with bright blue eyes stares directly into the camera as it stands with its front feet on a tree. It is incredibly cute.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Bill Gates on the Simpsons, smugly saying "I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks."
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Maybe Jesse was referring to the Germans felt. www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/story/news/2...
Front page of the St Cloud Daily Times from June 6, 1944.

"11,000 Planes Hurled At Germans' Defense

ALLIES STORM INTO FRANCE"Front page of the St. Petersburg Times from June 6, 1944.

"HITLER'S EUROPE INVADED

GREATEST MILITARY OPERATION IN HISTORY BEGINS IN FRANCE"Front page of the Green Bay Press Gazette from June 6, 1944.

"D-DAY OFF OT GOOD START

Allies Sieze Footholds, Push Inland in France"Front page of The Greenville News from June 6, 1944.

"Allies Hot On Heels of Fleeing Nazis In Italy

Roads Jammed With Vehicles And Dead Foes

ROME WIN 'ONE UP AND TWO TO GO,' FDR SAYS
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My dad found this stray kitten a home.
A kitten sticking its head out of a cardboard box. The kitten is mostly off white, with dark markings on its face. It has blue eyes.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
He completely capitulated
“I revere sports, so the issue of fairness is completely legit,” Newsom said. “And I saw that — the last couple years, boy did I [see] how you guys were able to weaponize that issue at another level.”

Kirk challenged Newsom over his use of the word “weaponize,” and Newsom replaced it with “highlight.”
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Wolf would like to submit his entry.
A fluffy, beige and white cat is asleep on his back, stuffed between his human's leg and a pillow. His head is tilted back and his tongue is out. He is so asleep.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Trump take egg, Safeway try to hide that Trump take egg
Egg shelves at Safeway that are partially stocked with non-egg items like butter and cottage cheese
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Trump take egg
Empty shelves where eggs should be at Trader Joe's
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
A man and a woman are in bed. The man is facing away from the woman. The woman is looking at the man suspiciously. Over the woman it says "he's probably thinking about other women". Over the man it says "how many beers could Reacher crush if he had to to save someone's life"
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
People forget
A tweet by Jack Posobiec with a selfie taken at some event. The tweet reads "Surrounded the (((them))) at Peter Thiel press conference"A collection of tweets from Jack Posobiec that include references to the Nazi dog whistle 1488. 14 represents the "14 words" and 88 stands for "heil Hitler" (H being the 8th letter of the English alphabet)
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Elon Musk, cranked out of his gourd and wearing dark shades to hide his bloodshot eyes, holds a chainsaw and grins, exuberant about all the lives he is destroying.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Apple Intelligence:
i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Me in the shower: I have to leave this pre-conditioning moss and fig hair mask in for 15 minutes, which is perfect because I can simultaneously do my pink Himalayan salt foot soak!

Boyfriend in the shower: nice, this face wash is also dog shampoo
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The Nazi wants his Nazi minion back
Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Dr Naomi Wolf No! No!!
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It's a bit like this classic post.
He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
SF shot from a moving car with a phone
A photo of the San Francisco skyline at sunset, shot from the Bay Bridge. The city lights are shining, the sky is shades of orange and blue. From left to right you can see the Transamerica Pyramid, Coit Tower, and the Golden Gate Bridge.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"Jesse Singal Follower" labeler remains undefeated
A screenshot of the header of a post by Ryan Grim showing the "Jesse Singal Follower" label.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
U could be having a fine ass day and here comes grimes 🙄😒😐
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
lol
A screenshot of a post by Elias Isquith @eliasisquith.blog‬ which contains 2 images. Neither image has alt text, and one of them is all text. Also shown is a reply by me which says "please use alt text"A screenshot of Elias Isquith's @eliasisquith.blog‬ profile showing they have blocked me for asking them to use alt text.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
u could be having a fine ass day and here come grimes 🙄😒😐
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Tim Onion, your gift membership site is broken on Firefox!
A screenshot of an error message on the Onion's membership purchase site.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
The Apu Takes a Bullet meme. Shooter is labeled "squirrel", Apu is labeled "they", the store clerk is labeled "sure as shit raid your house"
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
A screenshot of a portion of Buzz Aldrin's tweet endorsing Trump. The tweet is cut off as if no one gives a shit what the whole thing says.The "I ain't reading all that" meme. A chat log says:

"I ain't reading all that
I'm happy for u tho
Or sorry that happened"
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Every photo of Stephen Miller could be used in this post
A Tweet by @MarkAgee that shows a picture of Stephen Miller looking unsettling. It reads "The face you make when the police cadaver dog lingers over your flower bed."
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
When it's going great for you
Donald Trump sitting with his arms crossed, feeling very defensive.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Chaz, the mayor's aide, from the TV show Futurama. He is flashing his badge to get a table at a busy restaurant.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
If you see this post a pet
A fluffy grey, brown, and white cat sitting on his porch
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Wolf is similarly a little baby
A fluffy brown and grey cat checking out water dripping from drying sweaters.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
A fluffy brown and grey tabby cat sleeps on a couch. His tongue is sticking out a little bit.
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The Outlaw Juicy James @botono.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
The Republicans want you to die and shut up about it.
Trump tells supporters 'we have to get over it' after Iowa school shooting
His comments came after nearly 36 hours of silence and a day after his GOP rivals addressed the shooting that took the life of a sixth grade student and injured others.
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