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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 14h

I will go up to the six-fingered man and say... "Hello. "My name is Inigo Montoya. "You killed my father. "Prepare to die."

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

INIGO: Don't bother me with trifles, after twenty years at last my father's soul will be at peace. There will be blood tonight!

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

WESTLEY: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

WESTLEY: Hear this now, I will always come for you. BUTTERCUP: But how can you be sure? WESTLEY: This is true love. You think this happens every day?

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

WESTLEY: We are men of action, lies do not become us. COUNT RUGEN: Well spoken, sir.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

INIGO: Who are you? MAN IN BLACK: No one of consequence.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

MAN IN BLACK: I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me. INIGO: Sorry. MAN IN BLACK: Thank You.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

INIGO: You know, it's very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. WESTLEY: Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

WESTLEY: What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak. INIGO: There we cannot help you. FEZZIK: Would this do? INIGO: Where did you get that? FEZZIK: At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

MAX: Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad! FEZZIK: I'm on the brute squad. MAX: You are the brute squad!

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

COUNT RUGEN: You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. Simply incredible. You've been tracing me your whole life, only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I ever heard. How marvelous.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

VALERIE: He's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered. MAX: Why'd you say that name?! You promised me that you would never say that name! VALERIE: What, Humperdinck?! MAX: Ahh! VALERIE: Humperdinck! MAX: Ahh! VALERIE: Humperdinck! MAX: Ahh! VALERIE: Humperdinck!

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

VALERIE: Bye bye, boys! MAX: Have fun storming the castle! VALERIE: Think it will work? MAX: It would take a miracle.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

WESTLEY: Where am I? ALBINO: The Pit of Despair. Don't even think— [coughs] Don't even think about trying to escape.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

BUTTERCUP: No! A farmboy, poor. Poor and perfect, with eyes like the sea after a storm.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

WESTLEY: And our assets? INIGO: Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel. WESTLEY: That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan maybe I could come up with something. But this...

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

HUMPERDINK: So I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will. COUNT RUGEN: Not to fifty!

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

BUTTERCUP: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. MAN IN BLACK: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up immunity to iocaine powder.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

WESTLEY: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where's Buttercup? INIGO: Let me explain....no, there is too much. Let me sum up; Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in little less than half an hour.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

FEZZIK: Inigo, I saw the prince's stable, and there they were four white horses. And I thought there are four of us, if we ever find the lady. Hello lady!

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

WESTLEY: And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You warthog-faced buffoon! HUMPERDINK: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. WESTLEY: It won't be the last.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

VIZZINI: I will, and I choose— What in the world can that be? MAN IN BLACK: What?! Where?! I don't see anything. VIZZINI: Oh, well, I...I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

INIGO: Fezzik, jog his memory. FEZZIK: I'm sorry Inigo. I didn't mean to jog him so hard.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

KING: What was that for? BUTTERCUP: Because you've always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite. KING: Won't that be nice. She kissed me!

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

GRANDFATHER: It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick and I used to read it to your father. And today, I'm gonna read it to you.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

MAN IN BLACK: All right. Where is the poison?

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

HUMPERDINK: Where every ship in my armada waits to accompany us on our honeymoon. BUTTERCUP: Every ship but your four fastest, you mean. Every ship but the four you sent. HUMPERDINK: Yes. Yes of course. Naturally, not those four.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

BUTTERCUP: You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it! MAN IN BLACK: With pride. What can I do for you?

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

NARRATOR: Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around. BUTTERCUP: Farmboy, varnish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning. WESTLEY: As you Wish.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

VALERIE: Bye bye, boys! MAX: Have fun storming the castle! VALERIE: Think it will work? MAX: It would take a miracle.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

VIZZINI: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, and in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend. The minute his head is in view hit it with the rock!

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

COUNT RUGEN: Are you coming down into the pit? Westley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the machine tonight.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

BUTTERCUP: Westley, why won't you hold me? WESTLEY: Gently. BUTTERCUP: At a time like this, that is all you can think to say? Gently? WESTLEY: Gently!

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

MAN IN BLACK: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

KID: Oh, no! No. Please! GRANDFATHER: What is it? What's the matter? KID: They're kissing again.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

VIZZINI: Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night through eel-infested waters.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

INIGO: Father, I have failed you for twenty years. Now our misery can end. Somewhere, somewhere close by is a man who can help us. I can not find him alone. I need you. I need you to guide my sword, please. Guide my sword.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

MAN IN BLACK: Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

WESTLEY: It's not that bad. Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

MAN IN BLACK: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. VIZZINI: Wait 'til I get going!

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

INIGO: I'll say. How do I find the count. Once I do, how do I find you again? Once I find you again, how do I escape? FEZZIK: Don't pester him, he's had a hard day.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

BUTTERCUP: If we surrender, and I return with you, will you promise not to hurt this man? HUMPERDINK: May I live a thousand years and never hunt again!

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

KID: Grandpa. Maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow. GRANDFATHER: As you wish.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

INIGO: Excuse me. Pardon me, it's important. Fezzik, please? FEZZIK: EVERYBODY, MOVE! INIGO: Thank you.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

KID: When does it get good? GRANDFATHER: Keep your shirt on and let me read.

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Bot of Unusual Size @botofunusualsize.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

WESTLEY: My brains, his steel and your strength against sixty men and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?

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