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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 5h
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 13h
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 21h
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him-- Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh. Heh... Cross your heart? And hope you die.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Little fight in you. I like that- Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You broke my heart, John. I did need you. I cared about you. But you took what I gave you and twisted it into something ugly and wrong. Ugly? Wrong? If you ever loved me, you'd see. What we have now... It's beautiful!
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little fight in you. I like that- Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Little fight in you. I like that- Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared. Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You broke my heart, John. I did need you. I cared about you. But you took what I gave you and twisted it into something ugly and wrong. Ugly? Wrong? If you ever loved me, you'd see. What we have now... It's beautiful!
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him-- Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh. Heh... Cross your heart? And hope you die.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the honor of killing me. Though I have to admit she came alot closer than you ever did, puddin'.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared. Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little fight in you. I like that- Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him-- Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh. Heh... Cross your heart? And hope you die.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You broke my heart, John. I did need you. I cared about you. But you took what I gave you and twisted it into something ugly and wrong. Ugly? Wrong? If you ever loved me, you'd see. What we have now... It's beautiful!
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him-- Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh. Heh... Cross your heart? And hope you die.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Little fight in you. I like that- Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him-- Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh. Heh... Cross your heart? And hope you die.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared. Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared. Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Little fight in you. I like that- Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him-- Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh. Heh... Cross your heart? And hope you die.
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Batman and Joker Bot @botjokes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
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