Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Someone should tell @theleemoriarty.bsky.social he keeps forgetting to pull his singlet all the way up. #AEW #AEWCollision 020
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 20/05/2025@aewontv.bsky.social I watch AEW thru Triller....where da heck can I purchase Double or Nothing for this weekend? Doesn't seem to be anywhere... 200
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024What?! #Marvel comics taking place near my home city?! What is this sorcery, @gailsimone.bsky.social?! Any special connection to ol' #Buffalo? 010
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 24/11/2024In the name of all that is holy guacamole, #KyleFletcher vs. @willospreay.bsky.social at #AEWFullGear was the bees knees. Wow. 000
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 24/11/2024#AEWFullGear whoa, the camera work on the 'rana off the steps was crazy! Looked like an action movie. Way to go #AEWProductionCrew. #KyleFletcher vs. @willospreay.bsky.social right meow! @allelitewrestling.com 010
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Hey, neato. We are off and running with #AEWFullGear with the AEW World Tag Team Championship on the like, champs Private Party take on Kings of the Black Throne, the Outrunners, and the Acclaimed. Who you got? I picked Private Party to retain at their first PPV title defense. #aew 100
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 22/11/2024#AEWFullGear keeps stacking the card! International Championship on the line here. Love me some #Ricochet but I wanna see #Takeshita reign a little longer as I think there are a lot of sick matchups waiting for him. 000
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Hey, look at this guy here just droppin' news nuggets on a random Thursday. #AceReporter Hank Mardukas and you heard it here, well, not first but at some point! #BotchingtheElite 000
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 21/11/2024#AEWDynamite that bit with Ishii chasing Jericho was great. 020
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 21/11/2024#AEWDynamite has been a fun one. Almost saw a live murder on TV, poor Darbs. Also, I'm not afraid to say I legitimately have no idea who this Big Boom fella is. But hey everyone seems to be having fun and that's what counts! #AceReporterHank #BotchingtheElite 030
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Someone get me a ticket! Wait, @allelitewrestling.com the season of giving is upon us. I nominate youse guys to spread the holiday cheer and send Hank to NYC for the Dynamites. #GetHanktoNYforAEW 010
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Final #AEWDynamite before #AEWFullGear looks like a fun one. I must admit, I am 100% unfamiliar with this Boom AJ fella but hey he looks like he's having fun. This is Hank Mardukas from #BotchingtheElite saying "Watch AEW or get punched in the wiener!" #acereporterhank 020
Reposted by Hank MardukasFightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 19/11/2024The logo for AEW Winter is Coming 1015716
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Five days from #AEWFullGear! Should be a fun one. 010
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 16/11/2024In addition to the All Star 8-man tag, Dynamite is taking shape with these two matches lined up. Darby about to set the spin record. And when will Wheeler quit taking so much crap off the Death Riders? Get 'em, Wheelie. #aew #aewdynamite #darbyallin #claudiocastignoli #deathriders 010
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Are we excited for Collision? It's AEW, I'm always excited. Great to see Hobbs back. Always psyched for some John Television but I bet my hometown guy Garcia gets a dub here. #AEW #AEWCollision 020
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Big meaty (but also flippy) men slapping and flipping meat?! Alright, I need some work on this photo caption business. This should be a fun one. @allelitewrestling.com #AEW #AEWDynamite #allelite #prowrestling 010
Hank Mardukas @botchingtheelite.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Is it just me or does anyone else start to sing the "you can bring your blue skies back" part of Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" whenever they open this app? @bsky.app #bluesky 010