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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Whoever said the future belongs to the young didn't understand how modern miracles of medical science would keep the past around forever.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I see shade thrown at American liberals like "this is your mess and you need to do something about it." OK, but every time G7 leaders bow to Trump and enable him it makes it much harder. Carney's shite about the "language of war" was ridiculous. Letting Trump extort the G7 for diesel is just craven.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

NEW ORLEANS — Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry has declared a state of emergency in Louisiana as diesel prices rise to record levels during peak harvest season. #ICYMI ⛽️ www.wdsu.com/article/loui...

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think his sojourns to Epstein Island will pretty much forced historians to present a more "nuanced" picture of his legacy.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

WON'T SOMEONE RID ME OF THIS TURBULENT FED CHAIR!!!! Seriously this news from the Fed today is the most Thomas Beckett thing we've seen since Richard Burton. Lol.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Imagine being a guy like Farage with major USI and a punchable face, and you're getting trolled out of politics by a dude wearing a trashcan on his head. Keep calm and carry on, sweet Binface. And mind the gap.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Now, Im not sure how much I believe this poll (I mean, come on now it is quite a result) but imagine being the Republican campaign that paid Rasmussen for what was supposed to be a vanity poll and you got this instead.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If Science Fiction has taught ne anything, it's that the US should probably wait until it actually has power armor suits in the arsenal before invading Canada and finding itself defending Alaska from the Chinese.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Don't forget the porn ban Paxton engineered. Why do you think he's trailing Talrico? Pot and porn, pot and porn. Hey, red states get blue by way of green, we should all support these stoner porn-addicted cowboys in their fight for freedom.

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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 01/10/2025

Today is our first day without federal funding. Our commitment to providing trusted, objective journalism hasn't wavered. For 50 years, PBS News has helped you understand the world and make informed decisions. This mission drives our work every day, and your support of PBS News makes it possible.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Pretty soon you wont be able to eat anything that isnt cooked. Or personally hunted and gathered. Srsly you think people are pissed off about gas prices? Try f&$#@ing up the food supply. Who ever thought Iranian drones and extendwd explosive diarrhea would so destabilize a government.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Think about how many steps, including conception and approval, went into this headline -without anyone's Oof Meter going off- before it was posted.

An unfortunately suggestive headline about Trump's court battle with the British Broadcasting Company.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Pirro: those who live by degeneracy die by degeneracy. Oof. The drunkiest Felicia that ever was told bye.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Stop laughing this isn't funny.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I'm truly shocked that they aren't just using Mr Handy or Protectotron to handle this.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

No one at this dinner should ever have anything they say taken seriously ever again.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

As a very stable genius monarch, I have a penchant for history. Here is what Mamdani should do. He should call everyone to the forum and give one of those historic speeches that turns an angry mob against the Senators.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pissing off MTG may turn out to be a difference making mistake. She's out there questioning whether or not 2024 was rigged. The thought of the next few months is making me play an invisible harmonica while feeling my teeth wiggle from the dopamine.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

In my family, we remember an old Welsh saying when a great man dies. When that happens I will recite it for you.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I can totally see a promotion for Binface if he wins. How does The Right Honorable Binface, Earl of Clacton, sound? I like it. Honestly, if he wins it will be such a mandate that Charles should really consider it. As a non-heriditary title of course.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Not many people know this, but I had a jester named Count Binface. Oh the fun we'd have, exploring the woods nearby, swimming in the old fishing hole, me using his metal face for archery... good times. I wish Binface the very best in his new career, and he has my much sought after endorsement.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Pornhub published a map of the most frequently viewed porn genre per country or sometimes the region within a country. In Russia it was hentai and it wasn't even close.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The National Mall following the state fair or whatever that was. Actually, I think Trump and Fox would have loved for the scene to be Fallout level dramatic. Srsly tho you thought the Reflecting Pool was messed up looking right now....

Scene of the capital mall from Fallout 3

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I keep saying this. The system gave you Trump and you want that back? Liberals have become the new conservatives (not an endorsement of socialism). It's just getting harder and harder to see Constitutional reform getting the US out if its mess.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

It's important to remind ourselves that somewhere -lurking within the much-maligned deep state- is a hero who has known at every point what would happen and choose to let it play out instead of warning anyone.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Revolutions happen when a new government promisess to restore legitimacy to the state as constituted, raises people's expectations, and then fails because the old state's institutions created the problem in the first place.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

A perfectly balanced layout: simple, tasteful, and poignant. It makes you smile, but it also makes you think. On the surface it seems straightforward; amusing headline, frustrated looking Fetterman. But if you look closely, and drink in the shape of that dirty white hoodie, you see a Q Ball.

Getterman looking like a Q Ball. Both in terms of done and of aura.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

As July 4 approaches, and America is doing ... whatever it is they are doing ... I feel like it's a good time to remember the words of the late, great, Richard II: peasants you are, and peasants you will always be. I always thought that had a nice ring to it.

Richard II looking like a fine old tyrant.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I have reviewed both proposals, and as there is no mention of Bosworth as a noun or a verb, I cannot support either plan in the current format. Let me know when it's time for a full Bosworthing and you will have my support.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I never called Richard III an ugly f**k. I just watched him hacked to death by my bodyguards who then desecrated his corpse while I put his bloody crown on my head. People at the time said that was hurtful and unfair, so I declared them traitors. There are worse things then long overdue mean Tweets.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Being the obvious protagonist, I demand equal time! Also, not many people know this but Simnel made fabulous meat pies! Every day nobles said Henry where did you get those wonderful pies? They were very popular, like me!!!

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I plan to submit the finest essay Polydore Vergil can write.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Hey, you won't get an argument against Bills of Attainder from this royal. I found imprisoning the children of my enemies in the Tower until they went mad to be very effective. Whoever says the son should not pay for the sins of the father has never had a kingdom to rule.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I see people unironically citing the benefits of a post-revolution Star Chamber. Idiotic and insane. The best thing to do when you take over the government is to backdate that event by a day so that everyone who resisted you committed treason. Worked for me, and it was very popular!!!!

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I am touring Isabella's Caribbean colonies to offer my support. I was informed that toilet paper cannot be thrown in the toilet. When I assured them that this was not a problem because my attendants in charge of such matters receive extra mutton, they acted as if they no longer understood English.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I decided to visit my ancestral homelands in Aquitaine. Yes I am a tad bit Welsh but my bloodline is pure and Plantagenet. I am as legitimate as they come and that isn't up for debate, but if it was I could tell you that big strong Angevins with tears in their eyes thanked me and called me sir....

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Since the Iranians are kicking his ass he's looking for someone else to bully. Cuba won't go as easy as he thinks and an attack in the Canal will spark an international reaction "on levels never seen before."

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Here's some real talk: it should make you *very* uneasy to see a tyrant walling himself in to the center of executive power. Why do you think William the Conqueror built the Tower of London? I see people laughing at it but it's not funny at all; it's very dangerous.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

You know, before Bosworth I held a Senate hearing and scored some real zingers on the Yorkists for all the corruption and child murdering. It was very effective and everyone was glad I took the high road. Big strong Lancastrians with tears in their eyes thanked me and called me sir....

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Awwww.... look I'm great at parties. Everyone says so. They always say Henry, we're glad you're here, you are the greatest, please free my son from the Tower -the usual sort of party talk we all engage in.

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Henry VII @bosworthtudor.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Charles III did pretty good for a king beset on all sides by a snarling and squabbling bunch of Yorkists. I would have handled discontent in the colonies with a little more iron in that velvet glove, but whatever.

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