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Blitzø

@bossbitchimp.bsky.social
55 followers 59 following 308 posts

21+, MDNI (minors don’t interact), bitchy, bossy, hot, top, father, boss

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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw coyote vs acme, amazing funny movie, cant believe the pricks at warner tried to kill it, y'all really need to watch it, like now... do it.. watch it... I SAID FUCKING WATCH IT-
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does anyone even see this? Hard to tell with no view and whatnot
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
now this is a real legacy
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh good lord it's clipping through the chair
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
wait wait, let them cook
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
ok is anyone seeing what i'm posting, i know barely do but come on, even a gif would suffice
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 21/05/2026
🇯🇵 Japanese subtitles and dubs are up for Gameoverse!!! You might recognize some of the characters these amazing voice actors have played before! 💛
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"THERE ARE NO EFFORTS IN AI ERIC ONLY HARDWORKING PEOPLE!"
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I have yet to use this as a reaction image
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hello internet!
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
What the fuck?
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“GET THAT BITCH OUT OF HERE”
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Ay yall, report @Kensortium, thy fucker is a groomer
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
We really forgot about this masterpiece huh?
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
“Should I?”
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Only those who like Dr. pepper can like
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Merrypaws @merrypaws.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Picture that wouldn't leave me alone. #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #blitzø #moxxie #artpaw
Characters Blitz and Moxxie from Helluva Boss. Blitz has his horns hooked over a curtain rod, his feet hanging well above the ground, and is looking incredibly annoyed. Moxxie looks on with some papers in his hands, saying: "Sir, did you and Stolas have a fight?"
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Does anyone even read these? I might as well be talking to myself
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Feels like Poppy Playtime chapter could've been great, Me and my brother feel like that, but sadly it just rode on the hype it got from the smiling critters in chapter 3 and 4. plus the prototype looks like a demented pomni from TADC
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"LOONI GET THE WALLET
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Don’t have any RP ideas so I’m enjoy this meme I made, OTS FUNNY SHUT U-
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FeatherSketchCreations 🪽🎨EnVtuber 🪽VTUBER COMMISSIONS OPEN🪽 @xfeathersketchx.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
OliviaJones BEWARE UPDATE: (PLEASE BE WARNED the full beware has TRIGGER WARNINGS. So please read with caution. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Beware on Jones.via420 (Olivia Jones)
This is the Official Beware on the user: MakaylieJones420 also known as Olivia Jones, She has multiple names she goes by based on ocs or certain ‘alias’s’ which can be identified as the following use...
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
FUCK YEAH FINALLY NOTICED
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a cartoon character is holding a megaphone in his hand
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a megaphone in his hand
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“No one sees my post?” :(
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
"Damn, didnt think there was alot here... now respond TO ME YOU FUCKS SATAN DAMMIT-" #skirclesunday
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"For the last time, WE DON'T DO KILLS IN HELL!" *Slams phone* "Now what the fuck do you want?" #HelluvaBossRP #OpenRP
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
About time
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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homer simpson is standing in front of a car with a backpack on his back .
ALT: homer simpson is standing in front of a car with a backpack on his back .
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
FUCK YEAH
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
THIS IS BULLSHIT THAT FILM DESERVES AN AWAR
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
FREDDY NO
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Thank. You Mr. Gilligan, finally another creator on our side
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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a man in a video game is asking why are we still here ? just to suffer .
ALT: a man in a video game is asking why are we still here ? just to suffer .
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Worse part… I’m about to be as old as this movie
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Daylight savings time is so WIERD! IM THIMKING IM HIGH BECUASE ITS 8 AND ITS DARK AS SHIT, AT THIS PIINT YOUD STILL SEE THE SUNLGIHT FROM A DISTANCE
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Helluva Boss @helluvaboss.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
👋👀
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
“HAPY FUCKIN HALLOWEEN BITCHES!” #Helluvaboss #halloween #blitz
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Might as well be dragging a dead horse cuase this series is still dead
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Randall
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Ok could I just get at least more real people to follow me? I’m sitting here posting, and all I’m getting is bots or scammers following. I ranted about this once I’m not doing it again!
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY #Hb #memes
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
“67 this! 67 that!” Well I’m starting to lose 67 of my nerves from that stupid joke!
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Oh lord… not universal
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Ok read this and tell me this is how someone types, otherwise these damn clankers are getting out of hand
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
“… eh, whatever gets me guys quicker before I get killed”
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
You can’t look at this say that star wars is not cool
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Blitzø @bossbitchimp.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The hell is this spud?
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