BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Carrick has 3 weeks to get a proper preseason fitness into the players that are staying. We have to run more with more intensity. Football will come off the back of that. 110
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/202610 points behind City after 5 games. Shocking from Utd and something needs to change. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why do we float corners in? Put some real pace on them and whip them in. 000
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We look like Sunday league out here. Can’t even do the basics. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don’t want Carrick sacked but I genuinely don’t know where we go from here as a club. Change of ownership is the only way to change the systematic problems at Utd. 220
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why the fuck was there no one hitting the front for that cut back. Oh because we only have one actual striker and he’s always injured. 020
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026lol. That sums us up. Absolutely farcical defending again. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Our defensive setup is shocking. Dalot keeps coming in narrow just letting the cross get in. Shaw the same leaving king free every time. 030
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We are so fucking slow. I’m sure Carrick doesn’t train this and they’ve been the same for every manager. What the fuck is wrong with them. 140
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/20262 minutes in and our defenders can do nothing but hoof it up field. Giving up possession so quickly will knock our confidence. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Stayed off here for once in a game. Zirkzee / Dalot should never play for the club again. Yoro / Heaven shouldn’t both start. Need experience alongside them. Both will be good. Club has a confidence crisis. Any visible tactics go out the window and players lose their heads (and the ball too easily) 030
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bruno and Maguire awful today but they weren’t the only ones. Dalot (as usual), Dorgu (he’s not a FB or a RW), Cunha, Mbueno. Cannot win with that many being shit. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How is it only 5. There was at least 5 for var. 020
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Dalot is such a thick footballer. Obvious he was going to give a foul away there. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I refer to my earlier post about Enzo. Still is… 030
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So 5 defenders can’t mark 4 opposition. Our defending is woeful. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What the fuck. Haaland looked offside by a mile. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I know it was offside but our defending was awful in the lead up. All headless chickens, no positioning, laboured. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why does Maguire wraps his arms around them like that. Asking for trouble. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Enzo is a cunt, but we all knew that. Would love him to see red too. Wind him up now. 130
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What the actual fuck is Dalot on. Having a shocker today even by his standards. 030
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Need to get a bit more clinical in the final third. Could do with putting this game to bed quickly so they don’t grow in confidence. 020
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Got to take our chances. That’s a few clear chances now. 000
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Fucking he’ll they are all speed demons. Hopefully knackered after 15 minutes. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m sorry but another game where we’ve been pedestrian for 80 minutes. We aren’t going to win anything like that and will fall to mid table again all season. What is it with our players not seeming to play with any intensity. 020
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Still can’t see out a game. Absolutely fucking awful again. 020
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’d get santos on for tielemans for this last 10. Bit of legs in there. Oh ffs can’t let them shoot from there. Poor defending again. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Poor decision from the ref not to give a foul, probably not enough for VAR to get involved. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Assume Rashford was a pre-planned sub giving him 70mins as he builds up. 000
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You know that pony haired twat till score now he’s on. (* not really a twat seems like a good egg off the field) 020
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Rashford having a very good game. So dangerous running at people when he has this confidence. 040
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Do our players think we are in the third kit today? So many poor passes that aren’t difficult. It’s a hard watch at the minute. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We are being very reactive with our movement rather than proactive. That needs to change ASAP. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mbuemo doesn’t look in sync with everyone else today. Definitely lacking confidence. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We don’t play the ball quick enough in the final 3rd for a false 9. Lacking the cutting edge right now because both Bruno and Cunha dropping. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Dalot is such a stupid footballer. No footballing brain at all. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Carrick said he expected more signings. He’s been shat on from a great height. I always said judge the window when it ends, and frankly we haven’t done enough. We can’t just fix one area each summer. By the time we’ve sorted defence the attacking department will likely need tweaking. 140
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Right, now can we get back to the serious side of football before it finishes in 48hrs. Can’t see us winning the transfer window unless we get some serious last minute results. LB, RB, striker please. 030
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Well that’s just really shit. Elite mindset just doesn’t let that happen. 030
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026That will do him the world of good. Funny what confidence can do. 050
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026That’s better. 10 minutes of increased tempo and increased confidence. Why can’t we do that for the first 45 mins then plod the rest of the game when we’re 4-0 up? 020
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Too many players lacking confidence. Mbuemo, Cunha, Tielemans, heads all going down whenever anything bad happens. Touches just not at an elite level right now. 010
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Yep. Same as last week. Conceded an easy goal and not creating decent chances ourselves. 020
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Defence is shit. Front 4 look impotent right now too. 120
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Did the music stop when we have the ball? #mufc #musicalstatues 000
BoringDamo @boringdamo-mufc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026We didn’t learn from preseason then. Slow, lethargic, no creativity. And defence looks shocking as per. 030