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Borgiest boi

@borgiestborg.bsky.social
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he/him, 24 years old, living in canada, i'm just a boi who enjoy writing some wedgie stories, 🔞no minors, my dms are open if you wanna talk!

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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doing sum bullshit :3 (MTG player be sure to judge me if it sucks ass i haven't played the game in years lol)
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alright soooooo, i may have forgotten we can't sent images in DM yet XP Here's a bunch of art of Honey however!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some more Honey undertale edits this time as a boss fight
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flowey: NO YOU HAVE TO OBEY ME! Rainbow Borgs:
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An old Animal Crossing undwear post i never got around to posting featuring Flick's collection this time around. The last two are specifically for spicy nights with his wonderful "roomate" C.J~
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lovely commission from @haxsmacks.bsky.social of Jake the dog getting a well deserved wedgie and spanking for being cute and hot 😘
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeaaah that's about right hehe
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Kindness leads the way i suppose 💚
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Had to keep it one per franchise to have a semi interesting list lmao. Who's to say tomorrow that would even be my top 10 but Sans is definitely my top 1 :3c
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ask and you shall receive;3
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Me? Writing? And it's FNAF?! Impossible but true! Here's just a little something something i came up with for fun Oh yeah, for context that's my AU Springtrap, mostly referred as Spring, I've used him previously in lots of my old fnaf story but just thought I'd say it again!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Rated who i felt like rating My explanation? I dunno i went with vibes (my only explanations are Dialga and Palkia fight over Boxers vs Briefs all the time, most past Pokémon don't give a damn about underwear and Hoopa unbound got thong cause of @monkeycat9.bsky.social)
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A continuation from my tom nook post this time with Blathers! Just like last time all explanation in alt!
Aquatic: When C.J. learned just how much Blathers knew about sea life, the beaver couldn't help but offer him a matching pair of fishermen approved briefs, which the owl accepted, albeit deeply flustered.

Fossil: An avid fan of paleontology since an owlet, Blathers never ceased reading all he could find about fossils. When a prankster pulled down his pants in an attempt to embarrass him, all they got was an hour long lesson in which the owl did not pull up his pants

Art: As an art connoisseur, Blathers prides himself in being able to tell from a mere glance if a piece of art is authentic or not. What he fails to realize is that to this day, he still proudly wears these briefs, unaware that they are a Crazy Reed knock off.

Bug: Suffering from entomophobia as a museum curator is rather bothersome when you have an insect exhibit. As such, Blathers took it upon himself to face his fear by ordering these briefs. He's grown a lot more comfortable wearing them, so perhaps they really are helping!

The Roost: A gift from Blathers' dearest friend, Brewster. The owl will never share this fact, but he never fails to wear them when he desires to spend a night at the cafe with the pigeon
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Made this for fun! Full explanation of them in alt text!
Here's the explanation for all of em

Nook inc. Briefs: Tom Nook is not the kind of tanuki to really care what he wears underneath his pants. Afterall it's not like anyone is ever gonna see and he's much too busy with his numerous businesses to care. He received a large box filled to the brim with briefs from his merchandise once and is still going through em to this day.

Bell Sack briefs: Everyone knows  Tom Nook is quite the bussisman, to the point some people believe him to be rather greedy (which couldn't be further away from the case). One of his birthdays, one of the island residents gifted him this unique pair of briefs, much to his embarrassment as everyone got to see hik unwrap them. He secretly quite likes them!

Crazy Redd briefs: After pratically copying the tanuki's logo, Redd send Tom a letter alongside a pair of briefs covered in ginkgo leaves to taunt him. The tanuki has kept them throughout the years however, and has even wore them, perhaps Tom keeps them as to keep thinking fondly of his past with the fox.
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Ballons have invaded my Twitter once more, better call my monkey friends for back up!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
You know what? Fuck you *live-actions my oc*
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is my totally scary .exe creation Big.wedgie He traps you in his virtual world and gives you massive wedgies using his ability to create and control fish hooks. Once he's done toying with you he kisses your cheek and sends you back with a burning rear Be very scared
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Oh gosh i completely forgot to post that haha! I got a comm from the great @haxsmacks.bsky.social featuring my favorite dorky skeleton in quite the unfortunate situation, he doesn't seems to mind however ;3
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Oh? That's...good? I think? Hehe i can't say i'm too familiar with love and such!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Oh! Well i'm glad you feel that way! ^^
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
My undies are pretty plain so i don't have any favourite! I'd definitely like to own a few prints one day!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Can't say i have any friends that i could set you up with, sorry!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Visual glitch making it looking like Rocko is absolutely packing and they need to censor it 😭
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Makes for a beautiful poster ❤️
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If you see this, repost with a game that released the year you were born in
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I don't really got a ref but if here's a couple image of my borg if you wanna bully him! (Fair warning he is very TALL (we talking 7'6 hehe) but a total cuddle bug :3)
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
These ones are great!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
WE'RE GAMING WITH THIS ONE! (it's my second one, so now all my deck are blinged out with golden pokéballs 😎)
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Post a movie from the year you turned 18
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Couldn't help myself
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
>Be 13 years old me >plays dnd for the first time >DM tells me the races > Say Orc >me thinking orque (French of Orca) >me choosing orc thinking i'll be badass as hell >i get my figuring >ugly ass character >D I S S A P O I N T E D
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
These guys, it would, however, take a long while for me to even realize!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Why not it's silly, though i doubt it'll gain much traction given how little i talk about Honey hehe
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
14. The wedgie furry community really overlooked this guy 🫶
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
13. I just really love this cat 🥺
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Ballons!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Wedgie victims of 2024! I...kinda slacked off this year, huh? XP Here's hoping to a fruitful 2025 filled with stretched out undies!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
One day....one day...
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Let's dew it!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I may be, just a tiny little bit biased. But only a teensy bit
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
12. He's goofy and silly and cute and he has a big great heart full of love!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
11. pretty much in the same way as donald! I started rpinf with my friend and yeah i see the appeal for the fella, he's kind-hearted, well meaning, funny and endearing!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
10. He's a cheerful and adorable cutie! I love him a whole bunch ^^
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
9. My favourite starter and my first main in ultimate! Incineroar is the whole package >:3
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
8. I love a sassy, sarcastic little guy. He's adorable and pretty darn funny, too! (Calling himself pleasureable too ;3)
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
7. It's another avian that i just adore and find adorable. I love his dorky rants about the various dinosaurs and instincts i show him, and i always listen to them. Literally wrote two stories about him almost back to back, heh
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
6. Hiiiiiiiiim, I just really love donald and when i started rping with my friend and we inculded donald cause of a KH related thing, i started developing a crush on the duck :3
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
5. I know a lot of people don't like him, but i adore this cutie and would use all my revival bead on him without even thinking twice about it!
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
4. Of course, i gotta inculde a lot of people's first furry crush and a close second for me! He's an ass at first, but the more you uncover his true self, the more you see how gentle and caring he can actually be and aaaaaa i love him for it 🥺
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Borgiest boi @borgiestborg.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
3. Love this goofy magical doggo! Surprising how little wedgie art there is of him given how creative you can be with self-wedgie for him!
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