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Bonkutis of Borg

@borgdad.bsky.social
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Brain damaged cartoon dog. Ancient software dork. “Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them,” - Dune

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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 6h
Oh. And Toyota of Kirkland. Paying via check for wife's new car. Same deal. HOURS + sexist bullshit. They kept ignoring her and talking to me. I'm like "lady, she's the one buying the car. I'm just the chauffeur."
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 6h
I don't think most folks actually use cash. Typically it's a check.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 6h
Yep. Walked into Mazda of Seattle with a cashier's check from my credit union for the exact agreed upon price. Still took three fucking hours.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 6h
LMAO. If this were Tesla people here wouldn't be able to shut the fuck up. But it's glorious BYD from the communist Pooh Bear utopia! So we'll pretend it's not a thing and eagerly await the $10k Porsche killer. www.autoblog.com/news/byd-is-...
autoblog.com
BYD Is Fixing a Security Flaw After Researchers Hacked Its Truck
The brand has started making a security patch for the Shark 6 and is checking to see if its other products also need an update.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 6h
Yeah, bad things that won't impact HIM. FUCK. THIS. CLOWN.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 8h
Jesus. www.facebook.com/share/v/1FBt...
facebook.com
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 8h
They all just incredibly fucking stupid and ignorant. These are the pedos and medbed qanon weirdos. It's all he has left.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 8h
Detective lawyer firefighting cop doctor, Wednesday 9pm, 7 central! Network TV is shit.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 8h
Same. Not gonna let that fucker ruin cool awesome stuff.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 8h
It's an airshow. You can go too.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 8h
This is goanna date me but, back in the days of Asheron's Call... Darktide PvP server vibes right there.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 9h
LMAO. Ok, boomer. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
nbcnews.com
Sen. John Kennedy says he’s considering running for president
The Louisiana Republican said he hasn’t decided and that right now he’s planning to run for re-election in 2028.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 10h
He's goanna get catfished by a clanker...
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 11h
LMAO.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 11h
Well, that's not very air superiority of the USAF. That's all it takes to get them to run away? A threat?
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 11h
One way it got there: by dumping thousands of cars into empty lots for a carbon credit scam/loophole since it can claim unsold cars as part of the carbon credit program.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 11h
please let it be as wacky and whimsical as the original.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 11h
They're so profoundly silly.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 20h
Things that make you go hmm 🤔🤣
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 13h
That series has always had amazing soundtracks.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Memes aren't always accurate. 🤷‍♂️ www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
US aviator shot down over Iran recalls 'free-falling' in first interview
The April rescue operation to recover the downed aircrew saw the first US boots on the ground in Iran in 46 years, American officials say.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same, never heard of this in ten years in driving an EV.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time, man. At this point we gotta assume the last remaining trump supporters are all the pedos banding together.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having furniture delivered. The kid on the delivery crew sees the gazillion books and shelves: "Wow. That's a lot of books. I haven't read a book since highschool." 😞
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two more years of this incessant bullshit.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm convinced this is all marketing stunt bullshit. "Ohhhh, look at our clever little word guessing engine doing crime! Imagine all the things you could do with our crime engine! Way better than the other word guessers that do crime!"
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If my traditionally ignorant, lazy-ass fellow citizens show up to vote in November, it might happen. But probably not given how fucking spineless establishment Dems are.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That bitch is CRAZY. Like, pet murder crazy.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Epistemic Crisis" on Instagram has a video about it. It's a dementia thing, iirc.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My R1 currently hallucinates stop signs and lights. 🤷‍♂️
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New orkish wunderwaffe just dropped. defence-blog.com/russia-shows...
defence-blog.com
Russia shows Shturm robotic tank system in big exercise
Russia has used uncrewed tanks from its Shturm heavy robotic assault system in combat drills for the first time, sending remotely controlled T-72-based vehicles to support assault troops during its Ts...
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The sign doesn't show the new livery. You'd think the dude would lose his shit when he sees it.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The railgun that matters...
static.klipy.com
Misaka Mikoto's Electric Power Unleashed
ALT: Misaka Mikoto's Electric Power Unleashed
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Such as?
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alaska Pipeline? LMAO. Dude's living in the '70s. Charge them? For what?
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This looks really nice. Under $30K at the low end seems great. Under $25 would be better.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So does anybody actually use these in-car AI assistants?
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Superman: The Joke YOU Meme
ALT: Superman: The Joke YOU Meme
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They get strapped to a dyno...
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Joke Over Your Head
ALT: Joke Over Your Head
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wernher von Bimmer broke a tie rod fleeing to the west, don't ya know!
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What "new document drop?" C'mon.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazon seeks bag holders. www.investing.com/news/stock-m...
investing.com
Amazon seeks to offload $8 bln of Nvidia chips to investors- FT By Investing.com
Amazon seeks to offload $8 bln of Nvidia chips to investors- FT
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This guy is a HUGE piece of shit. Just legendarily shitty.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's go!!!!
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The lube must flow....
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But a Cosplay Communist from Portland told me I can get a Chinese version of the Taycan for $10K and it goes 1000 miles and charges in four minutes while massaging my ass! Or something. Deciphering their nonsense is challenging.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the only thing standing between you and an EV purchase is the incentive you should not be making that purchase. The Silverado was already super expensive. It's a giant luxury truck with a giant battery. Something tells me there more to it than incentives. Like perhaps the shitty economy.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not saying leave them alone or that they should not face consequences. My point is simply this: I guarantee you that unless this kids parents end up on the losing end of some massive civil court judgement they will not be financially impacted at all. That's just how things work for the elite.
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Bonkutis of Borg @borgdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's my point: at this level their jobs are basically a hobby. People at this level in society have large investment portfolios that represent the bulk of their wealth. Losing unvested stock or salary from their jobs will not be a big deal, financially.
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