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Booored Maud 👻

@boredmaud.bsky.social
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Rebecca, creator of Bored Maud greetings cards and accessories. A little bit sweary. #artist #smallbusiness #wrestlesky #nature #gardensky 🩷💛💙 www.boredmaud.co.uk www.etsy.com/uk/shop/BoredMaud

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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 6m
Tweenage me would have wanted to be your friend!
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 1h
Phase two will happen WHEN THE FUCKING MOLD ARRIVES THAT I ORDERED END OF SEPFUCKINGTEMBER!
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 2h
Are you ok?
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 14h
For Bluesky folks only, get 10% off jewellery and accessories all weekend with the promo code BLUESKYMAUD 📿 boredmaud.etsy.com?coupon=BLUES...
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BoredMaud - Etsy
Shop Handmade cards and accessories by BoredMaud located in Buckingham, United Kingdom.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 3h
Phase one of tiny ghost making... 👻
A pot of orange glow in the dark glitter
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 3h
I'm already out. Gromit is a mute!
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 3h
Our summers are very humid, almost swampy. Sassy bounced back but she has kidney problems now (she's very old, so it may have been a thing already). I LOVE MY SHORT HAIR, I was so scared but then I was like "why didn't i do this sooner?!"
Rebecca with short, very curly hair
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 4h
Get. Fucked.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 4h
You guys have that every year?! If we get it again we're moving! Half my garden died, my Mum's cat nearly went, there was zero green grass anywhere AND i decided it was hot enough to cut almost all my hair off (luckily it looks nice!). Ugh, F summer.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 6h
I haven't seen him stream in months 😔
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 6h
"Hmm, i see that you're having a difficult day and so I'm going to be rude and swear at you." That's fine. I can wait.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 7h
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Patrick Swayze as Dalton: Be Nice
Alt: Patrick Swayze as Dalton: Be Nice
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 12h
😮 I didn't know that!!
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 12h
Sad day.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 13h
I have a long list of muted tv shows, including wrestling.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 13h
I've just shamefully sung along to a Westlife song on the radio... flashbacks of my young teen years; I had a Westlife pencil case which i got free with Smash Hits.
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Westlife Boyband Performing Live On Stage
ALT: Westlife Boyband Performing Live On Stage
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 13h
I nearly unfollowed someone the other day, they were about to do Slow Horses spoilers. When will people realise we don't watch everything at the same time anymore?!
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 14h
For Bluesky folks only, get 10% off jewellery and accessories all weekend with the promo code BLUESKYMAUD 📿 boredmaud.etsy.com?coupon=BLUES...
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BoredMaud - Etsy
Shop Handmade cards and accessories by BoredMaud located in Buckingham, United Kingdom.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 15h
Only 3 left!! £9.99 each 🌸
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Sugar and Spice Pendant Handmade Necklace - Etsy
This Pendant Necklaces item by BoredMaud has 2 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from United Kingdom. Listed on Sep 14, 2026
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 15h
I know what you mean. I don't know about yours, but our Summer was an endurance; I've never seen one like it, almost 4 months without rain and temps in the 40s!! Tears were shed.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 23h
That's so amazing, what an achievement!!
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All necklaces £9.99, each one unique ❤️
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Nebula Handmade Necklace - Etsy
This Pendant Necklaces item is sold by BoredMaud. Ships from United Kingdom. Listed on Oct 5, 2026
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Husband "You're in good nick for 40!" I think that's a compliment?! 😆
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be...
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Daft Punk Daft Cunt
ALT: Daft Punk Daft Cunt
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Things we did: Shot the sheriff Built this city Things we didn't do: Start the fire Shoot the deputy Things we want: To break free Know what love is Things we will do: Rock you Anything for love Things we won't do: THAT.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Will never understand why some folk feel the need to tell someone they're unattractive, be it someone they know or not, what's the point?! Does it make them feel better? I don't get it...
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very unproductive day. At least we got the printer fixed.
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Paul Prince @pdprince.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am…A slug Love on the Ducks Sweet Coral Reef
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ha! 🦆
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's very wonderful ❤️
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We have a gale 😞
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rewriting Neil Diamond songs with animals. 🎶I'd much rather be a lizard in crimson! 🎶Girl, you'll be a wombat ... soon 🎶What a beautiful tortoise
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Our local does a seeded tomato loaf, also not cheap, but worth it!
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ooo seeded 🤤
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I needed a food cuddle!
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's a large beast
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Soup and a cheese sandwich on tiger bread 🍲 #cosy #foodsky
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Aww!!!
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know! 🥰
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They used to sleep on my chest! Now he'd suffocate me 😆
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sorted! Ok, now i can get some stickers made 😁 Wrestling folk, I'm doing memorial stickers for Andy and Pac; one of each with every card order.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trying to fix my printer - everything is coming out jagged.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would love to go for a walk, but I've just walked to my post office and back and it's a gale out there - very discombobulating 🫠
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm very out of sorts today and don't really know what to do with myself, my brain feels like fizzy mush and my body just feels tired and heavy. And I can't just sit here and do nothing, it's not in my nature 😒
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's some rich people shit.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Same. I feel like someone else today... whoever she is, she's floopy as all heck.
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hmm.
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Mornin’
ALT: Mornin’
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Evil Shopkeeper #thesimpsons #Halloween
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Evil Shopkeeper Handmade Birthday Card - Etsy
This Greeting Cards item by BoredMaud has 64 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from United Kingdom. Listed on Oct 7, 2026
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Miss Piggy will always make me think of Vanessa Feltz
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ooo, if they have veggie options I'll be making a visit!
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