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BorderCountess

@bordercountess.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ Just a geek looking for her place on the net. Sometimes I'll post art of painted miniatures, but mostly I'll be snarky. I'm probably not as funny as I think I am, but I think I'm hilarious.

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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 1h
Holy shit... She might break the record!
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 1h
One down...
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Kids
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 4h
They're really just garden-variety hypocrites.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 5h
It would certainly explain why always dances like he's jerking off two dudes: that's his fun time!
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 8h
No one can truly fix it until Trump is gone, but they can certainly stop the bleeding. The Guardians of Pedophiles have been rubber-stamping even his worst impulses; a Democratic Congress will end that.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 20h
And now she's going to work for a pedophile.
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/10/2026
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Furious enough to hold someone in contempt for a change?
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yup! At first, he was a sergeant in the City Guard. He kept running into the party after trouble went down, decided they were the cause. Party didn't like him, either. He eventually became Captain. Then, a major villain. When a second campaign found his imprisoned soul: "This fucking guy again?"
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Looks like we're the baddies.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh, are Republicans starting to realize Trump doesn't care about laws?
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gourd-fucking-DAMMIT.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe he wasn't *quite* dead?
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm not seeing the problem, here, Steve...
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Blow it all up!
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Narrator Voice: "No."
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"ICE officers are raping little girls in concentration camps." Fixed it further for you.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I already hated him for throwing the trans community under the bus. Just another reason on the pile. Fuck this clown.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good riddance.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He doesn't get a Peace Prize after starting a war.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Honestly? I think it's possible some people are beyond redemption. I'm not against the death penalty in principle, I'd just be a LOT more selective over its use. That said, fuck Hegseth for wanting to broadcast an execution. That's fascism shit.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The roadmap looks an awful lot like Nuremburg.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Never" is a long-ass time. Assuming we don't wipe ourselves out first (nuclear war, climate change, etc...), interstellar travel will almost certainly happen eventually. It may not be quick or convenient, but "never" is too strong. As for the aliens: who fucking knows?
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fox allowed on their air a panic over animated candy not being sexy enough.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I see Skydance is already exerting its influence.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, look, another blond bimbo. Color me shocked. 😐
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also, their math is a little fuzzy. "99 times out of 10"?
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...it's the guns.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
BURN IT ALL DOWN! 🔥🔥🔥
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just other people's kids, apparently.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean, it feels like every time there's a crisis they rake in record profits. Probably why Trump bought a bunch of oil stocks before he bombed Iran.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Greedy oil companies?
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here comes the crash out...!
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like ANY of his looks are good?
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lemme get this straight: The victim was 'woman enough' to be in a sexual relationship with, but 'man enough' to be more scary. Is that what he's saying? That he's afraid of men, even though she was a woman?
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If religions aren't preferences, explain Muhammad Ali. Go ahead, I'll wait.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, we didn't need their help. Most of us were already against it.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shots fired, but he still didn't answer the question.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, the obvious solution is to simply not allow ANY invocations or prayers at government meetings. Yes, including yours.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Surprised Chris Pratt Reaction
ALT: Surprised Chris Pratt Reaction
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm shocked Republicans would lie about trans people. 😐 Shocked, I say.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's Jeff Bezos' Post citing #Trump's CDC. Pretty sure we can take this whole thing a heapnof salt.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What an insecure, whiny bitch.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tell me you don't know what socialism is without telling me...
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even Fox realizes he's not worth listening to.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That Venn diagram is practically a circle.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He can't. For conservatives, that's a feature, not a bug.
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BorderCountess @bordercountess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And then Netanyahu spent three years killing tens of thousands of innocent women and children. Maybe don't believe anything he says, and send him to The Hague?
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