TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Doc mcstuffins ain't got shit on me. Rescued from a Walt/Charlie tag team. After a little water, a peanut, and a trusting bird letting me look at its wings and legs, we hopped a little, then flew back to the bamboo 010 1
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 15/07/2025It's that time of the summer where I miss football so I watch the 2019 LSU season and some of the offensive masterclasses by JD5 from '23. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Father Figure is such a strange song...and yet it is such a bop. I know that giving you 40-50 year old music takes are the "hot thing" right now, but I'm practically a 36 year old fossil. 020 2
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I bartended for like 10 years. Not once, did somebody order a "tonic and gin." Not even while piano man was playing. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Some days, I just wish my dad invented toaster strudel. 110 1
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Happy beheading day to all those who celebrate. Feeling a little more french today. #nokings #succulents 290 9
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Sometimes, you just need to listen to Deloused in the Comatorium by the Mars Volta real real loud. Today was a day for it. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 03/07/2025So for the fourth, I am thinking aboutsetting up a mini guillotine and beheading some of my bigger succulents for propagation. Not feeling very American independence, but French revolution with the plants. 010 1
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Anne hath a problem Anne hath a solution Anne hath a will And when Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 02/07/2025p. sure this awful bill made it through the Senate on the one year anniversary from SCOTUS presidential immunity . I love this contry, but celebrate inependence day this year? Im two states away from a concentration camp in florida with deputized alligators? I just know ju-lyin..its only the 1st 010 1
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 30/06/2025You must be in Louisiana if lunch is driving to the gas station to get some boudin balls. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 27/06/2025People ask me, why do you have so many plants. I actually have a genetic condition, where my body, can't produce it's own plants, and so I have to supplement. 010 1
Reposted by TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourselfJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!! 6982548214651 25.5K
Reposted by TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourselfGuardrails of Democracy @demguardrails.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Jamie Raskin-Constitution expert extraordinaire Explaining article 1 & how the framers defined the role of the President. 37949409 949
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 26/06/2025My dog hates baths. But I'm a millennial so all I hear is him being like "I don't want no scrubs". 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Gonna be really weird watching Top Gun: Maverick now. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I have jury duty on Monday. You think they'll get mad if I ask "hey when does someone say 'I object?' just anytime there's a lull?" 010 1
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Miley lied, there's no party here right now. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Happy "trebek is getting a tattoo" day to any that widh to celebrate. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025I call this cardinals "aspiring pope"..he's like "you talkin about me bitch?" 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Charlie said fuck your blue jay 010 1
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025The only ice I like is in my drink. Also, kinda team iceberg in the titanic debate, but thats a different story. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025But in all seriousness, I think we need a mascot change. Repubs are rhinoceros democrats are a triceratops. It'd make the acronyms more fun. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025So this is my bestie, Bronto (saurus) Blue Jay. He is very photogenic. I'll try to snap a shot of his wife Pterry-with-a-P (pterosaur). Hi, I'm trebek and I love dinosaurs and bird watching haha. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Lion King had a better military parade. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I like moving snails in my garden from one plant to another and say "snail used 'misty step'" #bg3 #dnd 020 2
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 15/06/2025When I watch a UFC fight, I imagine that they are in a couple and their relationship finally came to blows. But they get so turned on by the body positions and intense stares, the night always ends up in make up sex. 000 0
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Reposted by TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourselfBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd. 20343173512485 31.7K
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 10/06/2025So when are we all gonna start using the three seashells? I feel like now is right. 110 1
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 10/06/2025That dopamine hit when your tattoo artist messages you and says "hey I got the line art finished, wanna see it?" >>> 000 0
Reposted by TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourselfBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Watch the full interview with @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @governor.ca.gov & subscribe to support independent media:youtube.comGLOVES OFF: Gov. Newsom SHUTS DOWN Trump for inciting violence in LAYouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen 645386 453
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 09/06/2025"it's a distraction, it's a distraction, it's a distraction." Nah man, they are just fucking multitaskers of horrendous shit. 000 0
Reposted by TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourselfMagi S @ateasecoaching.bsky.social · 06/06/2025RePete 021 2
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 06/06/2025It's on shitty feeling days like that, I remind myself that this is probably why the Gods made boobs. They make anything better. Not asking for any demonstrations or anything, just some commentary. Ladies, you are awesome and thanks for being there for us. Respect 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Whelp, the cuts finally got to me in my org. Found out today. Eliminated the role and let all three of us go. Fuck DJT. 110 1
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Big stuff inked..its marker time 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Lots on my mind and my hand couldn't be still. Just throwing some ideas on paper. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Ah yes June, or as I like to call it, month of the penetrative gaze. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I think I have phantom limb syndrome for a vestigial tail. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I wouldn't really do anything for a klondike bar...but I'd sign an NDA for a piece of really good cheesecake. 000 0
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I'm having an EXTRA good handwriting day. It's the little things in life. 010 1
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Wise men plant seeds in whose trees they will never sit under. A bonsai artist plants seeds whose trees nobody will sit under. Well, maybe like the kids at the Derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too. 100 1
TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Rescued this Lil guy from my curious cats. 010 1