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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself

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True Blue | pro-Democracy | Dog/cat/plant dad | Artist | Reader | LSU | Saints | former elementary ed | I think I'm funny 😁

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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Doc mcstuffins ain't got shit on me. Rescued from a Walt/Charlie tag team. After a little water, a peanut, and a trusting bird letting me look at its wings and legs, we hopped a little, then flew back to the bamboo
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Got an interview!!
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
It's that time of the summer where I miss football so I watch the 2019 LSU season and some of the offensive masterclasses by JD5 from '23.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Father Figure is such a strange song...and yet it is such a bop. I know that giving you 40-50 year old music takes are the "hot thing" right now, but I'm practically a 36 year old fossil.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I bartended for like 10 years. Not once, did somebody order a "tonic and gin." Not even while piano man was playing.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Some days, I just wish my dad invented toaster strudel.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Happy beheading day to all those who celebrate. Feeling a little more french today. #nokings #succulents
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Sometimes, you just need to listen to Deloused in the Comatorium by the Mars Volta real real loud. Today was a day for it.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
So for the fourth, I am thinking aboutsetting up a mini guillotine and beheading some of my bigger succulents for propagation. Not feeling very American independence, but French revolution with the plants.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Anne hath a problem Anne hath a solution Anne hath a will And when Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
p. sure this awful bill made it through the Senate on the one year anniversary from SCOTUS presidential immunity . I love this contry, but celebrate inependence day this year? Im two states away from a concentration camp in florida with deputized alligators? I just know ju-lyin..its only the 1st
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
You must be in Louisiana if lunch is driving to the gas station to get some boudin balls.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
People ask me, why do you have so many plants. I actually have a genetic condition, where my body, can't produce it's own plants, and so I have to supplement.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!
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Guardrails of Democracy @demguardrails.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Jamie Raskin-Constitution expert extraordinaire Explaining article 1 & how the framers defined the role of the President.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
My dog hates baths. But I'm a millennial so all I hear is him being like "I don't want no scrubs".
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Gonna be really weird watching Top Gun: Maverick now.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I have jury duty on Monday. You think they'll get mad if I ask "hey when does someone say 'I object?' just anytime there's a lull?"
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Miley lied, there's no party here right now.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Happy "trebek is getting a tattoo" day to any that widh to celebrate.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I call this cardinals "aspiring pope"..he's like "you talkin about me bitch?"
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Charlie said fuck your blue jay
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The only ice I like is in my drink. Also, kinda team iceberg in the titanic debate, but thats a different story.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
But in all seriousness, I think we need a mascot change. Repubs are rhinoceros democrats are a triceratops. It'd make the acronyms more fun.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
So this is my bestie, Bronto (saurus) Blue Jay. He is very photogenic. I'll try to snap a shot of his wife Pterry-with-a-P (pterosaur). Hi, I'm trebek and I love dinosaurs and bird watching haha.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Lion King had a better military parade.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I like moving snails in my garden from one plant to another and say "snail used 'misty step'" #bg3 #dnd
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
When I watch a UFC fight, I imagine that they are in a couple and their relationship finally came to blows. But they get so turned on by the body positions and intense stares, the night always ends up in make up sex.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 14/06/2025
ICE picked the wrong neighborhood 💥
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
So when are we all gonna start using the three seashells? I feel like now is right.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
That dopamine hit when your tattoo artist messages you and says "hey I got the line art finished, wanna see it?" >>>
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"it's a distraction, it's a distraction, it's a distraction." Nah man, they are just fucking multitaskers of horrendous shit.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Magi S @ateasecoaching.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
RePete
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It's on shitty feeling days like that, I remind myself that this is probably why the Gods made boobs. They make anything better. Not asking for any demonstrations or anything, just some commentary. Ladies, you are awesome and thanks for being there for us. Respect
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Whelp, the cuts finally got to me in my org. Found out today. Eliminated the role and let all three of us go. Fuck DJT.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Big stuff inked..its marker time
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Lots on my mind and my hand couldn't be still. Just throwing some ideas on paper.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Ah yes June, or as I like to call it, month of the penetrative gaze.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I think I have phantom limb syndrome for a vestigial tail.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I wouldn't really do anything for a klondike bar...but I'd sign an NDA for a piece of really good cheesecake.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I'm having an EXTRA good handwriting day. It's the little things in life.
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Alex Cole @acnewsitics.com · 29/05/2025
BREAKING: First images from Penguin Island.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Wise men plant seeds in whose trees they will never sit under. A bonsai artist plants seeds whose trees nobody will sit under. Well, maybe like the kids at the Derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too.
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TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @bordeatwork.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Rescued this Lil guy from my curious cats.
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