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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This goose is already pushing 10 lbs at 5 months
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Day 2 with these guys… they slept on us for most of the day.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Good morning
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
4 hour wait for an oil change at the dealership with an appointment is insane.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Based on how many sleep apnea adds I’m seeing my phone is listening to me snore.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I did that thing where I booked an appointment for "tomorrow" but it is actually next week.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Somehow my reddit algorithm has become LOOK AT ALL THESE SWORDS and now I want to buy a sword.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
When businesses start being cautious because "we might be in a recession", we are in a recession.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Horrible fever last night with chills so bad I could barely hold a glass of water. Now my head hurts and still shivering. 😩
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Hot Honey isn't for the flavor, it is for the heat retention.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
MAGA people claiming egg prices are going down, but I haven't seen an egg on a shelf in 4 weeks.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Slowly cancelling all subscriptions. Prime ends in 3 days.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It’s nice when people reply to any criticism of Trump with “TDS” so you immediately know they are in a cult.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Trump is just distracting everyone with bullshit while Elon does a coup.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It is going to be hard, but I think i'm 100% done spending money on anything Amazon.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
How the market is not crashing right now I don’t know. I’m going all cash until I see something that resembles sanity.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I have had dogecoin for over 10 years, long before Elon came along. It was fun, but he has completely ruined the vibe.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
So many bots today.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Toki is helping me clean my office because he is high and everything on the floor is now a toy.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Christmas Vacation ✅ Elf ✅ Die Hard ✅
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I hate it when people send texts from unknown numbers, but no name.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I’m ready for ham week
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Flying into KC, eating a rocket pig, then heading to LFK.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
After dumping like $3000 into my car in the last month now it needs a new battery and I'm stuck here until it gets delivered. Ugh
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Some dudes just did the most obvious abandoning of a stolen vehicle I have ever seen right in front of our place.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
1650 to get two wheel bearings and an alignment wtf
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Waiting on new tires and I forgot headphones 😩
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
i'm out
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
The pharmacist at Walgreens got Toki’s insulin pen from $105 to $22 which is awesome but also how and why is it $105 retail.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
I guess the UPS driver just decided I don't get my new phone today. Cool.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
I paid off my student loans today.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Got a special assessment from HOA and some owners are freaking out. They don't understand they *are* the HOA.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Trying to write intro for myself for new job, but have been a burnt out shell of myself for the last 2 years and I'm not that interesting. ugh.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Looking through my photos for a good picture of myself for my work intro and it is all cats, food, and hockey.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
The streaming wars has led me to Fubu, which is the only option to get local sports channel and ESPN. Still not sure how to get the TNT games.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Last week of work before starting a new job on the 16th. So much to get done before I leave, but the duck is feeling a bit lame.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
I put in my notice last week. The stress is slowly melting off me as I spend my last days brain dumping into teams recordings.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Vet, urgent care, and ER today. A healthcare Triple Lindy.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Do we know if JD is related to the Sofa King?
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Vet day
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
I think I just had a fart attack.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
One of the best decisions I’ve ever made was to each have our own comforters in bed. No cover thievery in this house.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
New favorite box
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
1/4th of the units in my condo have been out of power since Monday. We have been living off a single 50 ft extension cord all week. Still not sure when it will be back on.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Norovirus is just trolling me now with the random nausea on day 4. Thought I was feeling better.
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borc.bsky.social @borc.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
I just learned Jimmy John’s no longer has Dijon and instead it is just plain yellow mustard. Gross.
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