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human impersonator he/him, late 30s, eggbug forever. minors gtfo ⚧ / ∞ / ΘΔ / PNW

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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FEATURED
FEATURED: toilet
[image description: a second life screenshot of an avatar sitting on a toilet reading the newspaper.]
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
finally caught you son of a bitch
skycards screenshot showing the last alaska airlines plane i had to catchcompleted alaska airlines fleet showing 349 of 349 planes caught
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i've managed to catch every alaska airlines plane in skycards except for one
missing child milk carton edited to have a plane on the side, last seen at OKC on august 5th
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
can anyone tell me what kind of mole this is
white cat tilting her head back in a way that makes it look like she has no eyes or ears, perfectly adapted for living in a deep cave system
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
you know what. this is a cat too
majestic photo of a banana slug gliding along some clovers.  its eyestalks are retracted a bit
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
freya never knows where her legs are supposed to go and that's a fact
whte cat rolling around on a weighted blanket. she has a weed print collarsame as previous pic but with more emphasis on her face and paw sticking out
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
okay this one is just really good
small white cat curled up on her side with her pink paw pads sticking out
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
since i'm looking through my phone pics after transferring them to my computer it is cat posting time
two white cats cuddled together on a heating pad amid a pile of plushies. one cat has her back to the viewer, looking over her shoulder with disdain. the other cat is facing the viewer, happily blobbed out with her eyes shut.
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
anyway while looking through my phone i found this magnificent picture of my other cat doing her best impression of a draft stopper i said her best. she's trying very very hard. be nice to her and pat her belly
another small white cat, this one in a purple collar, laying on the ground perpendicular to a door and stretched out kinda long and looking absolutely silly
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
cat that is permanently possessed by the ghost of a spoiled victorian child that drowned in a lake
a photo taken at a different time of a small white cat wearing a pink collar with her front paws tucked beneath her with a face that appears to be mildly inconvenienced at being perceived.

i had to use an older photo because she's one of those cats that runs away if you approach her first so getting a good shot of her is only moderately easier than photographing bigfoot.
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
good job cliff, check out my animal
a small white cat on a gray blanket looking up with her front paws tucked so neatly. her brain is empty but her heart? so full. or maybe she just wants food
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
amazing medical advice is being dispensed on reddit
"The next time you are dealing with shingles please know that jalapenos will knock them out! Varicella cannot stand jalapenos. Was told this by a Nobel-nominated botanist and mine went away within days. Eat as many as you can stand. Buy a jar and eat them all. Tell everyone you know!"

editor's note: eating a jar of jalapenos will not cure your shingles but it will give you diarrhea which will temporarily distract you from the shingles pain so it's impossible to say if this medical advice is bad or not
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
the makers of the $500 plastic cup weed vaporizer have a new creation, the $600 flask vaporizer that doesn't seem to add anything new but it's in a slightly less stupid form factor! or you can just get an arizer for under $200 and not feel like an idiot
weed vaporizer that looks like a flask and costs 600 goddamn american dollars for some fucking reason
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
these lil guys
sea bunny sea slugs, which absolutely live up to their name.  they are fuzzy looking, white, and have black stalks that resemble ears.
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
medicine for therians
oral rabies vaccine, a pill hidden in a little ravioli
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
ninja terminator garfield phone
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The Stinky Stuff
a puck of solidified, dark green/brownish coconut oil that's been infused with a lot of weed and smells like it too. but not in the good way in the really stinky decarbed weed smell way
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
owie
screenshot of the quoted skeet followed by a skeet from "daily dose of wile e. coyote" of a wide-eyed wile e. coyote, perhaps having had broken his dick on a glory hole painted on the wall
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
worth it
skycards screenshot of the NASA super guppy plane leveled up all the way to max
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i was so agog at the concept of ground beef cereal i didn't even notice how tiny the box is. 14 american dollars for this complementary hotel-sized box of cereal btw
teeny tiny box of manly meat cereal next to a cereal bowl
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
just add milk and wait 5 minutes for it to soften to a point where you can chew it! it's just like normal cereal!
HOW DO I EAT MEATIES?
Just like any cereal! Pour 1/2 cup into a bowl, add your favorite milk (dairy or plant-based), wait 5 minutes for them to soften slightly, and enjoy. You can also eat them dry as a crunchy snack!
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
niddler, pirates of dark water (1991)?
red and white monkeybird with green eyes and colorful wings
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
there is also something incredibly funny to me about this thing being an ore freighter and not like some kind of warship with a name like that. this thing probably topped out at like 5 knots and carried rocks for a living. and it's named kaliyuga
grainy ass black and white photo of a fairly typical front pilot house great lakes freighter, the aforementioned SS kaliyuga.  not exactly a ship that inspires fear.
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
that is one of the actual worst things you could name a ship lmfao
SS Kaliyuga
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The SS Kaliyuga was a steamship that sank with the loss of 16 lives on Lake Huron on the night of October 19/20, 1905. The wreck of the Kaliyuga has never been found, and the cause of her sinking remains a mystery.
[...] The ship was named for the Kali Yuga in Hinduism, one translation of the term being "age of darkness".
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
bit of a long shot but does anyone know where i could buy another shirt like this? preferably long sleeved. i got it while thrifting years ago and by now the design has faded completely off; as both a chronic pain haver and weed enjoyer it's been a comfort shirt for me and i'd like another one!
a shirt design depicting pain chart faces 4, 2, and 0 with increasingly reddening eyes.
4: hurts little more
2: hurts little bit
0: no hurt
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
am i high or does this concept car photo just straight up look like a final fantasy xiv screenshot
photo of the 1990 VAZ-X soviet concept van, a smooth object with a lot of windows, tiny headlights, dull gold paint, and shaped like a computer mouse and for some reason looks a lot like a final fantasy xiv screenshot (lighting, desaturated palette, light stone walls). you could tell me this was the next savage mount parked outside of limsa and i'd believe you
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
using a brush the way it wasn't meant to be used
a doodle of a lynx sitting contentedly on a cliff.  behind it is a tree with buds growing on it.  the brush stokes on the lynx are short, chunky, and squirrely while the more flowing organic shapes in the background have longer strokes and lend a few clues as to what the brush was initially made for.
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
share a preacher, priest, or nun
a nun wearing sunglasses and hitting a joint. possibly the coolest nun ever
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
you are playing with a new art program. what do you draw? me: W O L F S L U G
a crudely painted mass of yellowish hair that vaguely resembles a slug with eyestalks and inexplicably has the eyes and nose of a wolf. i don't know
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
it's funny to see youtube serving up reactionary slop like this at me as though anyone under the age of 35 played second life
dramatic youtube thumbnail titled 'THE MOST DISGUSTING VIRTUAL WORLD ON THE INTERNET: SECOND LIFE' with the words 'cp,' '******', 'inf***til', and 'p*filia' in parenthesis. yes, all censored out like that.
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
wow. i can't believe they make poppers for dogs now, finally i have something i can take with me when i go to the club
a bag of dog treats on a store shelf. they are called Poppers™
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
an animal without legs
just a perfectly smooth lump of white pudding with the face of a cat
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
describe your bluesky account in a single image
a wet, exhausted coyote clinging to the side of a swimming pool
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
found a place that still had the menu up (complete with slop pictures) since the website was taken down. it's hard to see why this restaurant failed with prices like these, chatGPT-inspired food, and... cleanliness standards outlined above 🙊 tl;dr: if chatGPT tells you to make a restaurant, don't.
overpriced AI-generated appetizers, most of which have some kind of hamfisted monkey theme to them either in the name or inclusion of "banana-infused sauce" (whatever that means). nothing here is under $10.AI-generated appetizers, continued. the fries cost $10 and they had to generate a picture of those too, because it's just so difficult to make and take pictures of some fries!  also, $11 donut and $17 pickles.a whole slew of AI-generated burgers that are essentially iterations of the same thing (monkey-themed, "banana infused", topped with fruit???, genuinely how did anyone think this was going to be any good). they all cost $20
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
i just wanted to save this review for posterity because describing the place as smelling worse than a dive bar is QUITE the indictment lmao
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I stopped in because I happened to be in the parking lot and wanted to grab a quick drink somewhere I've never been.

It feels like a semi upscale pub and restaurant. I came in at 6:00 p.m., there was just one person wandering around taking a couple of food orders from folks at tables so I was at the bar for a moment.

I was only really there long enough to realize that my arm was sticky where I was leaning against the bar. Everything is just a really unpleasant smell about this place I could not take it.

It wasn't like dive bar, old beers spilled in Grandpa's moldy basement stink. This is more like old food rotting somewhere last week and it just got cleaned up a little while ago. This is three or four times somebody has puked in the same potted plant and nobody has cleaned it out.

Don't go

Service: 3
Atmosphere: 1
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
went on a pilgrimage to see the lv1 .
fabulously dressed hrothgar extending an arm to the lv1          .
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
terminator wearing a rainbow pup hood
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
[unsolved mysteries theme intensifies]
a overall very blurry bedroom scene, awash in ghostly or perhaps alien blue light as an unidentified white object streaks across the floor
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
i'm so sorry for your loss. hold fast to whatever solace you can in these horrible times
two small white cats are comfortably loafing next to a sliding glass door. one cat is affectionately grooming the other
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
what's your sign?
a raccoon holding a sign that says "oh no! garbage"
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i don't know how else to put it but this car looks like it wants to tear someone's skin off with its teeth and eat them alive. i would run from this car if i saw it in the woods
lotus mk6, a car whose grill looks like two rigid rows of teeth standing out in a giant, dark rectangular maw. the circular headlights have criss-crossed straps over them which does not help in making it appear less bloodthirsty.
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
i was looking through my art folder for something else and stumbled upon this thing i don't remember drawing, appropriately named "vile creature.afphoto"
feral biffo the bear, all of his limbs are gangly awful human legs and feet. also his ears are triangular for some reason. substances were involved in the creation of this image what can i say
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i'm not taking ANY chances
sexy watto
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
'bUrNiNg MaN iS a FaMiLy EvEnT'
article screenshot, published around the same time as the diaper furry article in the quoted post: 'Burning Man Orgy Dome requires a lot of preparation involving wet wipes and gloves
Burning Man Festival has a lot of unique experiences on offer, one of which is the famous Orgy Dome where festival-goers can enjoy sex with two or more people'
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
this is a trash tabloid article obviously but who the fuck is bringing kids to the silicon valley sex and drugs festival in the first place
screenshot of a tabloid article: 'Diaper-wearing Burning Man furry slammed for inappropriate behavior at family event'

Thousands of people will be heading to Nevada's Black Rock Desert for this year's Burning Man festival, where one furry was slammed for wearing a diaper to a 'family event'
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
a grazing herd
flightradar24 screenshot. there's like six helicopters loosely clumped up together, not even in formation or anything (two are overlapping).  imagine them swaying like koi in a pond or something
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
i mean...
world of warcraft: the war within's new, buff, swolebold variant
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
no cheating! post the last pic of your pet!
a rotund white cat laying on the bed with a wall-eyed look on her face and her back leg raised like she lost her train of thought while scratching herself.
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
i got reminded of this place and fellas, the reviews of the AI monkey restaurant are coming in
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THE MENU IS A.I.
They couldn't be bothered to actually take photos of the food. The menu is also misleading with the amount you are paying for. Only 3 beers on tap. I understand it's a soft opening but overall this place is misleading customers.⭐⭐
We were so excited to try this place based on the menu. However, the food you get looks nothing like the menu. It is very misleading. The bottoms up pour system is cool but right now there are only 2 beers on tap (Coors light, Blue Moon) and a cider. The system uses plastic solo cups with a magnet at the bottom of the cup. I would rather have a beer in a pint glass to be honest. The well drink glasses are also smaller than average.
The flavor of the food was not as described on the menu either. The calamari was supposed to be peanut crusted and there was no such crust. The chicken skewers were supposed to be grilled and have a coconut peanut sauce but looked like microwaved chunks of chicken and the sauce was spicy with little coconut flavor. Hopefully things will get sorted out and this place will be more accurate with the food and beverage options as they fully open in mid August. Sadly, I dont think we'll be back as the menu can't be trusted.  Several people have mentioned the menu is AI created. Our server was friendly, though.  Its a pretty wide open space with little to no decor. Several tvs for sports but they are mounted pretty high up in the building. We were hoping for a carribean type vibe based on the food options, but it feels like a wide open cheaply done sports bar. See below pics for what the menu shows vs what you get. [pictures attached to the review: top row is two AI-generated images of chicken skewers and calamari.  bottom row has photos of what appears to be five frozen fish sticks on a plate and the saddest chunks of lightly-sauced chicken to ever be put on a skewer.]⭐
The food is bland and gross don't waste your time and money. They are also out of 50% of stuff so why even open. Waitress seemed dizzy and couldn't get order right.

Get it together or I don't see that you'll last.⭐⭐
Weird atmosphere. Gross food. Beer spilling bottom of cup. The waitress was nice but that’s about it….
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star trek sex ghost @bootjack.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
it has been A Week™ (month, year, decade, ???)
a drawing of a feral coyote that is hunched over while standing, back arched and its head and tail are down. a blue weighted blanket is draped over it and pushing its ears down and forward.  it has a wide-eyed, stressed out expression on its face.
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