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Boothy @booster1a.bsky.social · 3h

You've got to lay the groundwork. If youre watching a film where someone gets murdered ask 'have you ever fancied murdering someone?' and take it from there. You can't be coming out with this stuff out of the blue while watching Celebrity Mastermind. Let us now how you get on.

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Boothy @booster1a.bsky.social · 3h

Tottenham have an injury prone, gaff ridden dwarf?

Daily briefings by the premier league since the verdict.

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Facebook is full of folk who think HMO's in rural Cheshire are used exclusively and illegal immigrants. Same folk oppose every planning application.

My dad was sat in reception with pyjama bottoms on waiting for me to fetch the car and she's blocking all access to the pick up point. Told her to move out of the fing way. To which she replied don't talk to me like that.

Boothy @booster1a.bsky.social · 9h

Just used industrial language in a row with a daft old woman regarding parking at Tameside hospikal.

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I've got a suspicion they may play Wythenshawe Park.

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I mean, most families would love to be!

Now ask people if they would be willing to pay more tax to make up the shortfall for abolishing a tax paid on the estates of the wealthiest 5%. Who are dead.

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The Badenoch revival continues!

The Victoria Terminus Mumbai?

Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Reposted by Boothy

The Tory Bayeux Tapestry is very funny and a great skewering of most of the main characters, apart from Angela Rayner who looks absolutely iconic in every image

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Boothy @booster1a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One of the great own goals that.

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See also: character building!

They don't mind if you try climbing in awful weather, so long as you're properly equipped.

Every single member of the mountain rescue or the RNLI would disagree.

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4 and 5 weren't great either.

Probably run out of stuff to bomb.

Could you not find Bill Haley and his Comets on the list?

You want to try washing your car.

Henk Potts. The Talksport studio, any weekday morning, 2008.

Some beautiful tunes on it.

The mat that you step onto after a shower? If so every week. We've got 3 and employ on a rotation policy.

Just open 24 hours a day.

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Putting together a list of pensions, bank accounts etc for the mrs here in case I cark it. Cheery stuff.

Same cunts probably who give the binmen half a yard of space.

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Shout to the half marathon spectators and their absolute refusal to walk on the empty road for 5 yards while .I cut the conifers with 8 foot long electric trimmers. Middle class tosspots.

Almost as if they're the party of the elderly

Just missing the Arndale indoor bus station!

Doesn't say much for the 'technology of the future' that formula 1 cars can't race in the rain. Get them out there crashing.