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Woopsly

@boopsly.bsky.social
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"If someone demeans you for being soft, always remember: It is better to be a marshmallow, than a harsh fellow" ~ Some doofus

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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 8h
If a politician thinks they need someone's vote they should say and do things that appeal to that voter, and should try to avoid saying and doing things that directly oppose that voter and strip them of rights.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
After this their team intends to make a hard-hitting documentary exploring the views of Sir-mix-a-lot on women's posterior.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You look and act like a villain from an Adam Sandler movie who is also transphobic
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't have shit in America smh 😔
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was always too intimidated to play it because I hadn't played WD-1 through 39 and didn't want to be lost in the rich story.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A political figure with a familiar-sounding name could take a dump in a box and say sniffing it is how you resist Trump and liberals would line up to take a whiff.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Be not afraid" ass controller.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Youtube thumbnails are one of the modern plagues that foretell the merciful approaching apocalypse.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
In the Ritual Site. straight up "Zorkin it" and by "it", haha, let's just say. My Golden Stake (I am facetanking too much for someone who lacks a rally mechanic)
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
maybe they're on NG+
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
whenever someone on the internet says pushback they are getting is "hilarious" and encourages it to "keep going" they are the maddest they have ever been in their life about it
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
New Nightreign expedition just dropped: The Shape of Yeag
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My Undertale theory: Sans is Danny DeVito in the future after he dies and goes to the afterlife (it's his idea of Heaven)
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Many such cases
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
can't believe she isn't buying fast-ranked shrimp. How does she ever expect to improve her shrimp MMR like this?
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Seeing "View Full Thread" between this post of yours and the original joke you made is like a meta joke about Bluesky as a whole. [innocent joke/shitpost] View Full Thread. . . "No I don't think gay men are cringe" Social media can produce mind boggling effects.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I was not mentally prepared for the bottom right sign
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The image isn't of Taco Bell it's clearly a Jack in the Box, you digital dummy.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I just want to see the prompt he typed in to get that. No way the AI generated an alien like that on its own. He had to specify like, "make the alien have abs I can grate cheese off of. i'm talking an absolutely jacked grey man. Thank you for your attention on this matter. DJT"
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
In Britain they call it, "Havin' a little saucy tossy"
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The men should relax - that woman is clearly too big to even fit in that house. Maybe if she crouched, but who has time for that.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Not to be dramatic but if my bed ever asked to connect to the internet I would kill it with hammers
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Lotta game devs need to hear this
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ah but see if we did that, it wouldn't be melodramatic enough for her. "Can't you understand I am helping by eradicating you to spare you pain" is some RPG villain final boss logic.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Roko's Dick-sucking Ouroboros, lesser known cousin to the Basilisk.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Real headscratcher why anyone'd favor the interface of "put the physical media into the device, enjoy the media" over the modern conveniences of needing to make and log into 3 separate accounts, give a phone number and photo ID, have an internet connection and be sure their cloud servers are up. 🧐
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The purpose isn't actually unclear if you read the item descriptions of the stuff enemies drop there
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
You say you don't have to participate but you kinda do when you go human to kindle a bonfire and get forced off it instantly by an invasion, that always seemed to be someone with endgame stuff playing as toxicly as possible. Should just be able to turn invasions off in a menu.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I just hope it's funny when it happens.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
"I told you so" says Harris, after also having said everything'd be okay after losing.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Smart of you to zero in amidst all the war crimes and genocide on whose fault this REALLY is: hypothetical voters inside your head with no real power opposed to genocide. If only those pesky voters had put Dems in control then we'd have filed the proper forms before blowing up all those children. 😤
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
In other words, interchangeable techbro with a theory of mind on level with a concussed toddler thinks the Beep Boop Man what lives in their computer is sentient. Truly a philosophical juggernaut of our time
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
she posts like she's suffering the late stage symptoms of having put her brain in the microwave for 30 seconds after thinking it was the cure for an ice cream-induced brain freeze
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Reminds me of Steven Righini. Dude was still ranting on Twitter, after opening fire on police and being in an active standoff with them. Literally cannot fathom how someone could get a 4 star wanted level IRL and still be tweeting generic right wing nonsense.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
My favorite part is when they shame you for promoting ironic detachment right after telling you not everything is about you in response to you explaining how you're directly attached to this issue.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Dang, Pillsbury Doughboy be packing
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
keeping a social media manager in my thoughts and slowly rotating them in my mind (it isn't illegal)
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
apparently the Empress put diamonds on her crown with the same level of restraint I have putting parmesan cheese on spaghetti
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Bet a lot of scifi authors feel silly now after all their "oh no the hyper intelligent robots overthrow humanity" stories were way off the mark. Turns out, humanity's downfall will be led by the biggest virtual dummies answering the banal questions of terminally online guys with unwiped asses.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Anubis but he just feeds you taco bell to judge you instead of that whole business with the feather
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Now she just needs Songbirds on her shoulders to complete the "I'm done messing around" build for story mode.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
my mind palace when I'm trying to manifest the one room I need to draft before I call it a day.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every time I hear something from Jeffries it's like a guy saw the Coughing Baby vs. Hydrogen Bomb meme and aspired to be the baby
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Government out here describing transitioning like it's Shadow the Hedgehog collecting all the Chaos Emeralds in the dark storyline.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
are you still proud about handing power over to him Anyway thanks for letting us know this is bad. I had no idea. Appreciate you weighing in on this. 👍It helps a lot. Not just anyone has the vision to post on social media that things are not going so well.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I hope it isn't a sequel to Q. I don't think U could handle being caught up in that sordid love triangle.
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
bro has the warrior's spirit forged in the darkest Home Depot parking lots
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Not the little tiny fish catching strays. 😢
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Bro some kids were shot literally the same day, America's violent as fuck. America's like a pitbull trained by a council of the evilest people in the world only to kill, infected with rabies, that regularly eats children but its owner just goes "Oh gosh golly gee they're never like this! 😆"
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Woopsly @boopsly.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
this lady sounds like she's gonna end up downloading her chatgpt homunculus into a sexbot for her husband to save her more time to brag on the internet how efficient she is
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