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🔞 she/her 👋🏻 Audio Goblin at your service. 🎙️ Over one million plays on Soundgasm. 🎙️ Find me on Reddit & YouTube. Plus Magic Wave and BoonsAudios.com for exclusive content ✌🏻NSFW & SFW 🫶🏻 Narrating audiobooks as Bonnie Walsh 📚 boonsaudios.carrd.co

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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 13h
Fun lil crash out written by @emosquid23.bsky.social, out now on Reddit 🎧 I DEMAND to be hatefucked 😤 www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 15h
Anxious and in need of a weighted blanket 🤝 prone boning
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just had the best time working with a dialect coach and I gotta say logging back into my corporate job does feel quite soul crushing now 💀
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not to alarm anyone but I am writing a script that has a real Alton Brown core about it
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maintaining eye contact while giving head except I’m also trying to subtly reach down to scratch a mosquito bite on my leg 🫦
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Uncensored set over at BoonsAudios.com 🧡☁️☀️
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thoughts pounded out of me kind of night but biscuits and Lizzie Borden will have to do I suppose.
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
House sitting for a friend and was real excited for a weekend of working through my ‘to edit’ pile. I’ve only gone and left my poxy usb port at home. Can’t access my fav SFX. 💀
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Spongebob Character Stillesque
ALT: Spongebob Character Stillesque
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love it when my friends are doing cool shit 😭😍👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Help I don’t have an emoji that can accurately sum up my intense feelings about this
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Live footage of me trying to work out how to fit reddit posts back into my schedule 💀
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Funny Office Worker Breaks Computer in Frustration
ALT: Funny Office Worker Breaks Computer in Frustration
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What if we kissed under the light of my charging satisfyer 👉🏻👈🏻
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tits & Tum Tchewsday?
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well that’s a new one. Having to stop making an oral audio because my jaw is making to much noise. 😂👌🏻
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just mowed the lawn. Who wants to get thrown over my shoulder and hauled off to bed for a rigorous strapping. 💪🏻
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Chris Evans Chopping Wood
ALT: Chris Evans Chopping Wood
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I can never tell if oysters work as an aphrodisiac or not because I’m always horny anyway.” - Boons, Sept 2026
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fell asleep on the sofa on a very textured blanket and now my butt looks like this.
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just had a little cry in Tesco because they didn’t have the specific brand of carpet cleaner I was on an emergency trip for and I’m very….very…very tired. ✌🏻😗✌🏻
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Dicks By Richard @dicksbyrichard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorry it took a few days for me to say it, but I will no longer be drawing Ed Sheeran'S penis.
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
POV: we’re sitting in bed with our coffees before work, chatting about the cool sex we had last night ☕️ ☕️
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How am I doing?? Well I purchased 1kg of cream cheese today at 9am HOW DO YOU THINK????
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
✨🌖💤
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
CW: light discussion of ED recovery and eating If you need some proper good food joy & want to see someone finding happiness in recovery while also not hiding from the hardship, might I recommend following clair_tulips on TikTok? I ADORE her. Absolute sun beam of a woman rediscovering her tastes.
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say x 🔞 - comms open! @sayxiguess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
been another lil while so did a lil smth for funsies 🫶🏻 #oc #nsfw #nsfwart #ocart
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You guys. I just found out what a Bear Claw is. Like a Bear Claw pastry. And oh my god I would like that. I would like that very much in my face. I fear I might be baking them this weekend.
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GEDAudio @gedaudio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My cosiest BFE Yet. Out now on @tryquinnapp.bsky.social . www.tryquinn.com/audio/at-the...
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
links.tryquinn.com/K3ZGNvMzs6b 🤘🏻🎸🎀🎤💦
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hellooo Quinn drop featuring me and Miles out today written by Jeenie yaaaaaaaay. Here I am waiting for it to go live:
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Kermit The Frog Waiting Patiently
ALT: Kermit The Frog Waiting Patiently
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If I’m gonna be in the cuck chair, you best believe I’m gonna be snacking. While yelling encouragement and suggestions.
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hello have you ever had a dream where Lost Tapes, Atlas, Miles Cross, James Joseph and I were in a rock band? Me too! Good news - it’s becoming a reality very soon, only on Quinn. Go find out more on Jeen & Deena’s Insta, the masterminds behind this project. 🤘🏻 www.instagram.com/reel/DdEpAsd...
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Instagram
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please help someone’s chewing gum really loud behind me
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you wanna get bullied and then edged you can head over to BoonsAudios.com and listen to Power Trips, written by Ivie Synclair, btw. 🎧🧡
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pulled aside at airport security because they thought I had something behind my back. It was the bow on the back of my jumpsuit. Scuse me for having some whimsy. 😤
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🌈 KittyFantastico (Kit) 🏳️‍🌈 @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For anyone who hasn't discovered this yet. Let me recommend 15 minutes of @jarlva.bsky.social whimpering in pain from a period simulator...whilst he reads an amazing script from Retroflex.Epeeist... All to raise money for an amazing cause - Project Mutual Aid projectmutualaid.carrd.co (1st link)
Project Mutual Aid. new audio from Jarl wearing a period simulator.
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Quick flash from the taproom bathroom 🍻
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hello could I get uhhhh one me being face down ass up and getting railed from behind while I’m just all dopey and whimpery against the pillows please? Cheers mate.
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🎧♥️ links.tryquinn.com/lVXTeJnva6b
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I didn’t have needing to stop recording because I can hear the dude doing the announcements for the waltzer ride on my bingo card but here we are. 🙂🙂🙂
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Corey Vidal on a Funfair Ride
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Someone recently asked how stuff was going audio wise, and after we’d chatted about the the things I have going on they said “wow I wish I had ADHD too lol”. I’ve been STEWING about it ever since. I do wish I’d been able to form a coherent thought about it at the time but I was too upset 🫠
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hello by the way I have my first script on Quinn this Friday 👉🏻👈🏻 performed by Atlas, inspired by the song Stuck On You by Paramore. I’ve decided to start off with some absolute emotional devastation but it’s also hot and sweet and nice so yep 👉🏻👈🏻
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve recorded two back to back splatterpunk books and while they’re fun I am CRAVING SOME GOOD SMUTTY WOOOORK! LET ME SAY COOOOOOOOOOCK!
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Idk what part of my cycle I’m in that means I’m still so ravenous but it’s actually starting become wildly inconvenient. Like I fear a strong breeze and a bit of eye contact would do it for me right now.
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Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
ALT: Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I thiiiiiink today might be the day AI takes my full time job. Stay tuned. 😅
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
About to take a new, deeply intimate tit pic 😏🫦 (I’m getting a mammogram)
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Smuttysounds @smuttysounds.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Listen on Quinn : links.tryquinn.com/FKCl9CE6Y5b
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Stroke my hair out my face platonically then give me a forehead kiss that surprises us both and makes me look up at you and then suddenly there’s this burning heat until we can’t deny it a second longer and your hands are in my hair and your tongue is stroking mine while we moan OR DO YOU HATE ME
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trying to track your cycle when your IUD stops them happening normally means my calendar is full of random notes like this:
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who has two thumbs, called in sick to work today and just edged herself for an hour?
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The Office: Jim Halpert's 'This Guy!!!' Meme
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Benji2049 @benji2049.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There's always been something between you and your best friend's older brother. Now, when you're about to leave for another state, he sneaks into your room to make it up to you... #malevoice #spicyaudio #spicybooktok📚 #flirting #yearning
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Boons @boonsva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don’t know what this says about my mental state but I do feel an Ugly Betty rewatch is in my near future.
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