Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026At the nursery buying plants and one of the staff asked me if I was another staff member’s dad here to pick him up. I don’t think I’ll recover from this. 170
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Probably surprising no one: Turns out twins can unlock each others’ phones with Face ID. Yes ok they look alike but they’re not even identical twins. And yet, instant unlock. But MY phone freaks out if I’m lying down. I feel like there’s a low key insult in that. 040
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Plant shopping adventure and potentially misjudging the size of our car. 080
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Whoever had the idea to take the Predator franchise down the Buddy Comedy route frankly deserves a raise. That was much better than anyone could convince me it would be. 030
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Instagram is like HEY DO YOU LIKE MUSCLES? LOOK MUSCLES! HEY YOU, THERE’S MUSCLES! HEY! HEY YOU WANT SOME MORE MUSCLES?! Ok, yes, I do actually. But I hate that they know that. 140
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 18/12/2025My absolute blood-boiling, forever-seething pet hate in games is multiple subversive endings that I’m forced to choose from. 230
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 19/11/2025If you’re not watching Pluribus, do yourself a favor and watch Pluribus. This is gonna be like Severence where everything is spoiled 5 minutes after it airs. Trust me, you want to ride along with it. 🔥 150
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 13/11/20255 years ago I decided to teach myself C++ so I could attempt making my own game. After 5 long years of late nights and weekends, I’m proud to finally announce, I have a working pause screen. 2230
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 17/10/2025“It’s more scared of you than you are of it.” Ok Julian but I haven’t seen a spider break out in a cold sweat and slap itself in the face and vomit because a person touched it. 130
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Little Nightmares 3 co-op for Halloween month is pretty perfect tbh. 000
Reposted by Boon Cotter🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 13/09/2025it's honestly very funny that dogs are just SO friendly and sociable they're just allowed to smell like that 2422
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Silksong has made me realise I’m now, sadly, too old for some games. 040
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I’m surprised YouTube will play an uninterrupted 30 seconds of ads without putting ads in it. 130
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 30/08/2025If someone had warned me about frenchie farts I think I would have reconsidered. 150
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Just noticed that at least every second post on Instagram is an ad now. Sometimes two in a row. 180
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Shadow of the Beast (Amiga) Something about the music and that Psygnosis / Roger Dean aesthetic made my skin crawl. 020
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Aliens: Wipe out 2/3rds of humanity and farm the remaining third as livestock. Me in the pens, whose only coping mechanism is inappropriate humour: “This is still better than the ‘Invasion’ AppleTV series.” 040
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Moe has learned a new trick: Torpedoing from across the house, into the bedroom, onto the bed, and crashing full speed into my face while I’m asleep. For a little guy, he can move. 050
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 11/08/2025“50 is the new 30,” I say, as I gag down my heartburn medication and climb into bed at 8:45pm. “I feel as young as ever!” Realising I forgot to schedule my colonoscopy, I laugh. “Hahaha, so forgetful. Hey babe, what month is it?” 040
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 28/07/2025First time in Santa Cruz and I gotta say this is quintessential California. PNW meets the beach. 070
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Was having a sad today. Nothing specific, just The General Malaise. Then I saw this and my brain squirted out a solid dose of dopamine and now I have nostalgia sad, which is the nice kind. 170
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 16/07/2025So I discovered WoW plays really damn well with controller and I feel like this is a discovery I could have done well without. 030
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 03/07/2025When we’re in the water wars it’s gonna be really weird telling kids we had giant bowls of water that magically filled themselves and we pooped in them. 040
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I love how coordinate systems have absolutely no consistency. Which way is X? Which way is Y? Is the top the bottom? WHERE IS ZERO? NO RULES JUST ANARCHY. 030
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025My favorite thing about playing games with Julian is he’ll see something like a patrolling DEATH SHIP shining a giant DEATH LIGHT on the DEATH SANDS and be like “I wonder what happens if we-“ KLAXON. DEATH BEAM. JETPACK TROOPERS. WORM. DEAD. What did you think was gonna happen you big, pretty man? 050
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Been noticing lately it’s harder to read small text and I’m squinting a lot. Got my eyes tested. Turns out they’re so bad I can’t legally drive lol wot. Frog in a boiling pot scenario I guess? 170
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025We adopted a puppy, and we’ve narrowed the names down to: Moe Bubba Dookie Bow-Wowser 050
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Sex is great but have you ever torn your thumbnail off slamming it in a door and while opening the bandaids sliced your other thumb open on the lid so now you have to type with your index fingers like some gumby praying mantis with a phone addiction? 230
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 21/05/2025This is the first work in a while I’ve been able to share. Super loved lighting this environment. Crazy crazy detail. #lighting #gamedev #3dart #unrealartstation.comZorah, Boon Cotter 5304
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 16/05/2025My favorite thing about Expedition 33 was I saw the end coming, but it turned out it was just the end of Act 2 and it keeps going way past that in ways I wasn’t expecting at all. I can’t think of much that weaves whimsy with gravitas as well as this game does. 160
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Doom Dark Ages feels like being a kid stumbling on Iron Maiden album covers. It’s so fucking goofy. I love it SO MUCH. 050
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I don’t want to be hyperbolic but I’m just going to say it like it’s fact: Andor isn’t just the best Star Wars or the best sci-fi, it’s best in show TV period. No spoilers, but I’m genuinely gutted from the recent trilogy of episodes. My heart hurts. I’m nervous for the next three. 160
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 04/05/2025“Play Expedition 33” yall said. “It’s great” yall said. Who doesn’t want to spend their Sunday emotionally devastated? I’m suing you all for therapy expenses after this. 490
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Ok so the Indiana Jones game is very good. But the lighting especially. I mean, holy wow it’s GOOD. Looking forward to finishing it and then stalking the lighting team. 🤌 070
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Nobody: Me: Remember when I was in the social security office waiting for my card and that wild guy was ranting about government mind control experiments and being abducted by aliens and I glanced at him and he looked at me and said “don’t think you’re safe just cos you’re a gay Australian”. 230
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025ARTAAAAAX 😭 This just popped up on IG and almost ruined my fucking year. Spoiler: The horse is ok. 181
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 27/04/2025My Oblivion Remaster review: Spent the last 8 hours picking flowers. 10/10 160
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Julian is chasing the SAD away by pumping it out on the weights and I’m sitting here in a perpetual cycle of “I’ll start tomorrow” and I think it’s because THE GAMES, THEY HAVE ME. Also I’m a lazy fuck. 070
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I can’t believe I’m saying this, but if Bethesda UE5’d Skyrim I’d buy it for the fifth time. 150
Reposted by Boon CotterToussaint Egan @thesaintoftous.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Words to live by. 097963260
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 24/04/2025C++ > Oops your code is broken :) Me > Where? C++ > ;) 160
Boon Cotter @booncotter.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Just finished Split Fiction. It’s been a long time since I felt legit sad that a game was over. GOTY. 120