zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Normally I cry during the winter because it’s so cold, wet, and dark. This year I’m crying because there’s no cold, wet, or dark. 100
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Idk maybe I’m a cynic but people who put the “🚫 Elon” or “already paid off” magnets on their Teslas isn’t the serve yall think it is. Elon has always been a monster, a loser, and cartoonishly evil.. your little magnet doesn’t absolve you from lining his pockets. 171
Reposted by zachDyl’s Library📚 (he/him) @dylslibrary.bsky.social · 08/04/2025my girlie pop @booksthatslay.bsky.social just gave me the full rundown of the Preachers Daughter lore…I fear I understand why people are doing wellness checks now🫢 141
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Off to LA for Shelves and the City with HarperCollins 🤩 030
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 26/03/2025If I see the words “live-action remake” one more time, I’m gonna lose it 141
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Ethel Cain tickets on sale today, Lady Gaga announcing the Mayhem Ball… I’m already broke just typing that 😮💨 030
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I think the pizza from A Goofy Movie would taste like Costco pizza 070
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Suzanne Collins, you’ve broken my heart more times than I can count but I will always love you. ~ Zach (signed while sobbing uncontrollably after finishing Sunrise on the Reaping) #booksky #sunriseonthereaping 0150
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Omfg that Severance finale… wowowowow!! That is how you do it!! Another incredible season, bravo! #severance 020
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Remembering Sunrise on the Reaping is a Hunger Games novel and will break my heart #booksky 030
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Haven’t finished a single book this month.. kinda wild 260
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Yall this movie is so much fun! Ridiculously wacky and wild. Could not stop laughing. Go see this on the big screen, grab your friends, laugh your ass off, support animated film! #thedaytheearthblewup #looneytunes 060
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 16/03/2025When I wake up in the morning, it’ll be the day I’m going to see the new Looney Tunes movie.. Sunday will not be scary. 010
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 13/03/2025My back is telling me it’s time to replace my mattress, my wallet is telling me to suck it up buttercup 060
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Got up early so I could play #acnh before work.. it’s giving March 2020 180
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Just wanna stay up all night and work on my island 😩 #animalcrossing 000
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I just saw Ne Zha 2 and I have never seen anything like it before in my life. Truly the best movie I’ve seen this year and I don’t see it being topped. I’m so gagged. If this is playing near you, go see it immediately (make sure you see the first one, it’s streaming on Peacock). #NeZha2 #NeZha 000
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 09/03/2025If Onya Nurve doesn’t win, I’ll make January 6th look like a toddler’s birthday party #DragRace 150
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Milk duds and movie theater popcorn is one of life’s greatest duos 040
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Finding out a lot of divas did not listen to The Fame beyond Just Dance, LoveGame, Paparazzi, and Poker Face.. and it shows #MAYHEM #LadyGaga 020
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 08/03/2025At the gym by 8 am on a Saturday. The power that has… 160
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Setting reminders like this again 🏝️ #animalcrossing #acnh 140
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Seeing some confusion about the album but this sounds like quintessential Lady Gaga to me. You can hear The Fame, The Fame Monster, Born This Way, Artpop, Joanne, and Chromatica throughout. It’s cumulative, it showcases her entire body of work alongside the work of her idols. This is Gaga #MAYHEM 150
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Mayhem is giving dark 80s cherry cherry boom boom, and I am living!! #Mayhem #LadyGaga 030
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 07/03/2025If I had a printer that could produce Robert Pattinson, I can’t promise I wouldn’t make 17 of him either. Like, at least 17. #Mickey17 #RobertPattinson 020
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Listening to Mayhem and loving this sound. New Lady Gaga music brings me so much joy. I’m transported back to being 16 in my bedroom listening to The Fame. Forever a Little Monster, paws up! #Mayhem #LadyGaga 060
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Yall, Mickey 17 was so good. I’m going to see it again immediately. Go see this movie. Robert Pattinson is sensational. Wow wow wow! #Mickey17 071
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Going to the bookstore will solve all my problems #booksy 0100
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Do yall remember the movie The Pebble and the Penguin? Every time I see a leopard seal, I think of that movie. Chills to my bone whenever I remember those seals exist. I just saw leopard seal on a tiktok and about shit my pants, then remembered this movie is where my fear of them began. 250
Reposted by zachCeleste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I am going to fire up the Switch and play Animal Crossing for a few minutes like it's 2020, because (1) it is arguably more useful than me reading social media right now and perseverating and (2) I need 15 min in a place where my worst problem is that I shook a wasp out of a tree 892725148
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Everything you need to know about the people involved in Emilia Pérez can be summed up by watching Zoe Saldaña’s interview after winning the Oscar. #EmiliaPérez 120
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I love Samwise Gamgee so much. I cry every time Frodo is mean to him, which is a lot because Frodo is an absolute menace!!! #LOTR 370
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Peter Jackson’s adaptation of The Lord of the Rings is so epic that every time I watch the trilogy, it feels like the first time again. Such brilliant, grand, captivating pieces of cinema that have stood the test of time. They look and feel like they could be released now #LOTR #peterjackson 070
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Thank you so much @scribnerbooks.bsky.social, yall spoil me and I’m so grateful. Seriously, whoever keeps me on that PR list, you’re a true diva. I cannot wait to sink my teeth into this 🫦 The Unworthy is out now! #booksky #agustinabazterrica #theunworthy #tenderistheflesh 060
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I’m so happy for the Legendborn divas. There is nothing quite like a long awaited book in a series being released. I need to read Legendborn 😅 it is a book that has been on my shelf since before Bloodmarked was announced. 3 of the 4 books in the series are out. I think it’s time #booksky #oathbound 240
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 04/03/2025The way these woman immediately jumped on Stacey over what some loser man said about her, instead of standing by her knowing that this man is sus and desperate for attention… I don’t like that. Until there are receipts proving otherwise, I’m with Stacey #RHOP 181
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Those girlies really did their big one with these. I bodied this box, a lot of people were scared. 060
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Some say Adrien Brody is still talking on stage at this very moment #Oscars 160
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The bright side of award season coming to a close is that we don’t have to hear about Emilia Pérez winning awards it doesn’t deserve anymore 030
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Anora is a 5x Academy Award winner. That’s so gaggy 😍 #Oscars 040
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Don’t get it twisted, I loved Anora. The Substance was my movie of the year but Anora deserves the awards it received tonight #Oscars 040
zach @booksthatslay.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I wanted Demi to win so, so bad. Especially for a role like Elisabeth Sparkle in The Substance. Would’ve been monumental for horror #Oscars 060
