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bookphage.bsky.social

@bookphage.bsky.social
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Book reader and amateur author who's most certainly not using fiction to dissacociate from this terrible modpack of reality. Check out my writing as I upload it www.patreon.com/DeplorableGhost?utm…

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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Woosa dude, gotta laugh a bit. It keeps the psychotic break at bay.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Him and his daughter-wife aren't welcome
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh no...?
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All the time. Even when I rudely wake him up
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly the largest cuddlers. Which is bad when they decided to gass you.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If your wearing a diaper, is it still a blumpkin?
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Somones been drinking the Flavoraid
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yet he still has a phone?
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes urgent care takes it's time. When that happens ring the bell? Taco bell can pay me at any time for free marketing advice.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm amazed he hasn't started tweeting with the broadcast system.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Now which of these gizmos turn her into a beachball.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'd say get a ps3 for the blue ray player at least.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I mean it's Texas... Not exactly a bastion of liberty.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Surely nothing to read into here.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That's not how vampires work. They didn't show up in old time mirrors that were polished silver.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Blu is being a diva, but also says hi.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I mean you can tell they aren't being petty with dropping in a 134 "fuck you" charge.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Okay I can't tell if your fucking with me or not. You doin okay buddy?
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Absolutely not.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He was out in the daylight? Clearly an elder vampire.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They also used to have a briefing for marines going to australia to not get married on leave. Which was only moderately sucessfull.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The food the military gets is also the same stuff that goes to prisons.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh is Cleo a Satyr? Awesome
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh cool another checkmark in the ",things I thought would stay in Idocracy" checklist Brought to you by Carls Jr.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I mean regan was a pretty big bag of dicks
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Read a book?
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Monkey Pirate Drummer's Unimpressed Performance
ALT: Monkey Pirate Drummer's Unimpressed Performance
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There's a lot of answers but most of them lead to worse senatios in many people's minds.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well some people aren't in favor of one or the other. Gotta have options.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is it cowardice or is he the goose that gives out the golden pardons for their many and varied crimes?
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not that much. Micrococks just let go fo 4k people.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yeah, like it's frowned upon to 'disparige the dead' but that seems like a bad philosophy for horrible people.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wow, rare the swamp-folk get things right. You go guys
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Does he know it's almost July? 2026 is half done man.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
In america the best you get is it says the same. It's that or it doubles to feed a data center.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ohhhhhh
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Does he not know how to use the three seashells?
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What mental gymnastics got him from 8647 to comey?
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wow , who expected Oklahoma to do something right?
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It really just feels like an elaborate shell game to make him feel like the specialist boy. None of his companies are worth what he's valued them at. Like sure Elon you did a big capatilism, sorta. But it's made of marzipan and gold foil. Not gold.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
He was a nascar driver right?
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's a train not a mutational ooze.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Well yeahan they build a whole train car on top of it. You get a chair an everything.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh it's the mooch. Forgot he existed.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If his viewers could read....
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I know that look. That fuzzy little brick wants all the attention.
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
How old is this man? Late 60's? No more boomers. They have done enough damage.
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026
Repost to scare Bluesky developers
Scott the Woz leaning on a TV that says “PORN” on it
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Boop that snoot
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bookphage.bsky.social @bookphage.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Why offset it by two weeks?
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