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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
going to disney world to #killmyself
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
a truly dumbass country
apple.news
Sex offender who sparked summer riots seen boarding London-bound train after release error, police say — Guardian US
Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu was meant to be sent to an immigration detention centre for deportation after assaulting a 14-year-old girl and a woman
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
are these gay guys who are always together gay? yes
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
S3 stewie makes celebrity jokes every 5 minutes like gex
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
it’s called sex and thousands are having it
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
wtf is this shit
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
please nooooo we hate naked dresses! men think they are icky you are totally owning us with them!!!!
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
if i was in one of those bands that makes song parodies for drug commercials i would kill myself
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I just learned that gun guys have nightmares about their guns malfunctioning
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
why are whiny confused old women a constant in community college classes
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
no one is better than me at Slotomania
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
who the fuck names their kid Mingus
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i’m making something called baby fries that will y change the fucking world
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
this government is fucking insane
apple.news
ICE threatening to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda on Monday — Baltimore Banner
ICE threatening to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda on Monday
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
kinda strange how grown up bobby eats that chick out for 5 minutes straight uncensored in the first episode but honestly pamela adlon really did bring it to life
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
awesome how bob’s burgers just has like 5 thanksgiving episodes
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
they better finally show smurfsttes pussy in this one
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
when i was a kid a box of pepsi said it would hydrate me so i told my friends in line at cafeteria and this old woman yelled at us like “soda doesn’t hydrate you it dehydrates you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!” and i thought she was the dumbest bitch ever #pepsi #sponsorme
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
asking an LLM questions does not a journalism make
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I was hungry, but not anymore 😈
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
why does fat normally taste good but not when it’s in chicken #foodthoughts #chickenthoughts
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
if Sonic was smart they would permanently rebrand into a smasher burger place instead of a speedy blue hedgehog
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
do you think anyone’s favorite actor is danny trejo
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
the turtle won dat race
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
are “steak is mid” guys worse than “beer is bad” guys
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
what was the point of cosmcs
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
we should make it even easier for dumbasses to get pilot licenses
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
season 7 of futurama is so unbelievably dogshit
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'm going to fuck Pedro Pascal and make him great again!!!
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Finally, I have invented Roundup Weed Killer
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
buy a cybertruck
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
my memoir Mario dies and goes to hell 2 just dropped
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
who are you even arguing with you weirdo. you obviously don't know what you're talking about either
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
*crinkles*
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
it's a shame he fails to learn from his many completely justified punishments, but it's also weirdly kind of inspiring??? 🫣
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Uni ate a whole chicken for dinner… Chicken boy!
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
can't get over the audacity of a company that's gotta be worth at least a billion paywalling its news articles
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
internet 😌
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
ok *hands you poop from my ass*
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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 01/01/2025
A randomly generated meme
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
damn u posted it first
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
by turning south park into unwatchable cringe, matt and trey have parodied themselves, thus completing the circle of life
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
i fought the dung eater and he got cursed by a death crab 🦀
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
i went to high school with the onceler and yeah he was pretty much always posting on /out/ on his laptop in class
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 04/12/2024
He love this kind of milk ❤️
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
they're calling it a "gooner's paradise"
pcgamer.com
'Gooner 9/11' averted as Zenless Zone Zero's butt-obfuscation technology is rolled back in the face of horny outrage
Let me explain.
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
my cat makes my room smell like butt
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real booger @booger3d.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
glass ceiling SHATTERED
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
defeat amy adams in elden ring: nightbitch
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