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Bonze

@bonze.bsky.social
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Artist. Dragon. Himbo. Old enough to be your dad. 🔞 I don't RP. I like to cook. (He/Him) (here there be macro/micro/maws/paws & vore of all kinds) Telegram: t.me/BonzeDrake FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/bonze The Boss: huntertigris.bsky.social

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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
tongue grinding YCH for @tukk.bsky.social! happy to lend a helping maw~
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
now for my other annoying bank problem: no money 🫠
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh thank god, the annoying bank problem i was having seems to have finally (FINALLY!!!!!!!!!) been resolved, for real this time 😩😩😩😩 cannot possibly overstate what a huge relief this is lol, i was like verge-of-tears level breaking down about it every few days and now it's OVERRRRR
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
also for people who can't $200 comm me but would maybe be willing to $5 support me instead, my... business associate... has a patreon where. they. post personal art (incl. NSFW/monsterfucker stuff). so if that interests anybody... we... would really appreciate it!! www.patreon.com/c/Shockodile...
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Li @shockodile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Too restrictive," they'd said of it. A shame. Now she'd have to take it all off.
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i've got greyscale sketches available starting at $100 USD! one character per slot. it's just me, your lil guy, and whatever i can do to them with grey and a dream. toss me a DM here or on telegram (@BonzeDrake) to snag a spot (or more if you like!)
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Li @shockodile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Altering form was as simple for wolves as flexing a muscle—but one accommodated him better than the other. 3 day streak lets gooooo here's werewolf schlong
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
comm for liam and bunsen! nice and comfy, nestled inside~
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Li @shockodile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
september's fanart friday is up on patreon~ www.patreon.com/Shockodile/p...
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
to clarify: bonze is not in these drawings lol. they're solo pics. realizing now the wording makes it sound like i'm putting myself in the drawings. i am not (unless you want that?? i suppose it could be arranged.........)
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i do like how that one turned out :>
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
expected turnaround for these is END OF OCTOBER or EARLY NOVEMBER, so please be willing to wait at least that long! i send invoices via paypal.
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i've got greyscale sketches available starting at $100 USD! one character per slot. it's just me, your lil guy, and whatever i can do to them with grey and a dream. toss me a DM here or on telegram (@BonzeDrake) to snag a spot (or more if you like!)
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
unfortunately i Need to open commissions again very soon, or else i go completely broke and then i have more problems lol. so in a moment i will make a post about what i'm offering--something light on my workload, but hopefully still something people are interested in.
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gonna be honest guys. my mental? bad. the last few weeks (months really) have been truly hell on my brain and i am having a real nightmare of a time keeping up with everything in my life. progress on the queue is happening slowly but steadily though, so at least there's that.
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🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My commission waitlists are now open until October 1st!! :) Waitlists for sfw and nsfw monster/human couple commissions as well as monster/human kisses are open and I'll be working through my waitlist in October and November. Thank you for your support! ✅ vgen.co/spicymotte
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oughhh i wish i wasn't broke aaaaa 😭😭
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my apologies, my notifications ate the response you were responding to, so i didn't see it and thought your response was directly to me, which made it sound like you were brushing me off. i also didn't mean to come off so aggressively, coulda worded that better. still think the forum's cringe tho
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it doesn't matter if it's "not that deep". the fact that people post shit like this *is* pathetic, and for every 10 people doing ragebait, if even one of them is doing it for real they can hide behind "lel i'm just trolling xd". i don't care if you fucked a goat ironically. you still fucked a goat.
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you're not winning yourself more gay brownie points by hating on women, you're just a misogynist. it's pathetic and cringe and annoying and your life will be extremely improved by putting that behavior behind you ASAP. you don't have to love women but you can't hate your way to equality.
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
playing up how much you love men by poopooing on women and saying things like "eeeeeww vagina" doesn't make you seem like a Better Gay, it makes you sound like a 12 year old complaining about cooties. except you're a whole-ass adult, so you should know better.
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lrp: man that kinda thing makes me cringe so fucking hard, to say the least. it's incredibly juvenile and DEEPLY ridiculous for gay furries to be so misogynistic.
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Cane Saito @canemckeyton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, the Dragon Wash game hinted at a future female dragon update and holy shit, the gay misogyny is disgusting, but let's be real here, absolutely not surprising when it comes to furries :\
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
comm for vek! GET STUFFED
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ya boy's air conditioning has given up and now it's too hot to slave over my tablet. when will the horrors end
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
comm for vek! boobi- AND booti-licious 🙏
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
comm for bunsen! sportin' a bit of a boar belly~ 🐗
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i have got to lock in and finish all my work before monster hunter takes over my life again RAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
'tis closed! thank you everyone that shared it around, i love each and every one of you personally. yes, including you.
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Li @shockodile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
august's 🌶️spicy🌶️ fanart friday: arkveld!! the suggestion box for september's fanart friday is also open until the 4th! www.patreon.com/Shockodile/p...
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
beeg beeg monsters indeed 😏 with more to come this friday~
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
always a good time to look back on a piece you felt was particularly nice and still feel that way 😤🎉🎉
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oughhhh this one gets me every time i see it. the softness. the hand. all the downright delicious contrasts. graghhrahrhghh
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i did fix up the ko-fi account for now, so it should be usable!
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i appreciate that! my kofi is a weird nebulous zone right now because i feel weird about offering anything through it, but you could use the Patreon the same way by just pledging to it and then cancelling your pledge! (and as a bonus you get Access for a month lol)
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
bonze stuff doesn't normally get posted there but i wouldn't say it's out of the question. i'm sure my. business associate. wouldn't say no to more suggestions showing up in the monthly poll. so if you like monsterfucker stuff or just want more of my-- uhh their?... our?... more art. check it out 👀
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
also for people who can't $200 comm me but would maybe be willing to $5 support me instead, my... business associate... has a patreon where. they. post personal art (incl. NSFW/monsterfucker stuff). so if that interests anybody... we... would really appreciate it!! www.patreon.com/c/Shockodile...
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i'm workin hard, i prommy. maybe too hard. but i will see it all done. even if all my hair goes gray and makes me very sexy as a result
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the YCH i'm running atm is meant to alleviate this, since i've scheduled it so far in advance it gives me time to catch up on everything else, and since it's just one piece that's already pre-planned i don't have to break my brain working on it. so i appreciate people sharing it around 💚💚💚💚
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
each new thing that happens keeps adding to the pile and the result is i have no money AND no time to work and it is ssssssstRESSING ME OUTTTTT but i'm doing my best. little by little i am picking at everyone's pieces and i will get them out soon. i have never failed to deliver and i won't start now
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i apologize again that my comm queue is moving very slowly... admittedly i fell into a bit of a slump over the last couple months because *waves hands* a bunch of bullshit happened, including some of my accounts for things being hacked, my CPU failing (expensive), and various other financial stress
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
can't trust how you feel about your life before you've slept and after 9 pm haha *looks at the clock, it's 10 am* oh goddddd nooooo
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'll allow it for one million money
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*vibrating really hard trying not to blow up from all the stress i've been under* it's fine everything is fine i'm just wigging myself out over nothing and need to take life one day at a time aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
LEGIT lmao like i am too old to be arguing with people that could not have beaten even the teenage version of myself in the same argument. if they annoy me THEY GONE
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
AND ALSO social media giving people such easy 24/7 access to the creator's eyeballs has exacerbated this to an insane degree. i should not be able to open twitter and expect to get a message seen by james cameron, especially when that message is as asinine as "so why'd the boat sink"
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
PISSES ME OFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!! one of the worst parts of the epidemic of poor reading comprehension is this weird desire to ask for immediate answers rather than to speculate and seek them yourself through patience and understanding of the text/film/whatever, because Thinking Is Scary 😩
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
LET'S GOOOOOO
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Bonze @bonze.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
godddddd the shapes on him. the size difference. aghhh 😚🤏💚💚💚💚
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