bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026she's kinda doing the thing cats do where they make themselves look bigger when threatened. 020
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Somewhat unrelated but every time Noel says something I hear it in Rusty Venture's voice. 020
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Since our entire economy is built around Burger King now, we just have to accept this. 0180
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026if you can't jack it in front of a bunch of dudes you don't belong in America's army. 001
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026No one is truly free until every summon is Eden-length and also you can mash X to power it up. 2542
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Is there anything Derek Van Kerker cannot do? 1190
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not even really sure what sheriffs do beside be racist. That seems to be the only qualification. 2210
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026either those "meanest videos" made a big impact, or he was just getting new material. 010
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026shocked that a bitter, defeated hack would say something so hateful and stupid. j/k this is very on brand for miss "Israel comes to me in my dreams". 050
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You can't just put that evil in the world dude. 070
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Been listening to Joy Division - Closer a lot lately and it definitely has me in Mets Mindset. 010
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I like the visual guide for the different sides, so you know what shape of potato you are getting. 020
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Benevolent and peace-loving car drivers have been IMPUGNED and SLANDERED by the sly, shadowy cyclist. 000
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Martin is having a real "drummer for Spinal Tap" kind of second half. 010
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026usually you vomit AFTER you eat the sandwich... 040
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"nothing like this has ever happened to me" yeah man that's the problem. 080
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"Yeah I call this one "Sewer Punch" it's equal parts beef, mushroom and seafood with a half-second punch of miso." 020
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This is a somber one so it's ok to cry. It's called "He Layeth on High". It's about a big baby duck who gets his head caught in a stewed tomato. 050
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026House on Haunted Hill. The 1999 remake. I got into a car accident and totaled my parents car right afterwards and I think it was some kind of divine punishment for watching it. 010
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026When you've lost the guy from the bean commercials that says "Roll that beautiful bean footage" you know your party is done. 000
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Sweet Jesus why would anyone ever cop to this? 000
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Correct. Their differences are that Romney thinks Trump is uncouth. That's all. 030
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Who's ready for New Tehran City Limits 2026??? 030
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Funny (not ha-ha funny) that the Economist, ostensibly a magazine about "Economy", doesn't understand what socialism, an economic system, is. They seem to think it just means "young people saying stuff should be better". 000
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 25/05/202695% of the pages are done. He just needs to finalize the story, the characters, the beginning and the end. Also needs to firm up the middle a bit. 000
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Marche, later - Damn bro, you can walk now? That's messed up, we gotta get out of here ASAP. 030
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If Trump ever did the bow and arrow thing I'd still hate his guts but would at least be really funny. 010
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026A human torso seems like a really inefficient cooling system. 040
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026the secret is that they fill the hold with balloons. every boat is carrying dozens or even hundreds of balloons. 050
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Immediate thought was "this is a Ben Stiller character, right?" 060
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026So what you're saying is he looks better than he has in years! 000
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026If there's two things all American men have in common, it's Nazi tattoos and stints in PMCs. 020
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Feel like you could ask this question for most of human history and any answer that isn't "die very quickly" is just lying. 010
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026If i was managing the Hawks I would tell those guys, look here buster, if you want to win this game, you gotta stop being down by 50 points. 0110
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Bungo Gronch doing a Kick stream with Curbes Lurb and Chris Del Chris. 2230
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Driving distracted is a fundamental human right, just like owning an arsenal of automatic weapons and refusing to vaccinate! 010
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026At the end of the ride-along they arrest and deport the Pope. 020
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Crimepope: The Pope That Does Crimes, this fall on Tubi. 031
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026This happened to me as well, but I have to go back to work tonight for some light tech work (off hours only stuff) so I can't even relax enough to potentially mess up my week. Might be better, might be worse. 010
bonkus.bsky.social @bonkus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026If your goal is stable regime transfer it's terrible. But if your goal is just to kill as many people as possible, it's great. 170