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Bongo Stryker

@bongostryker.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 🇺🇸 rhythm, commentary, dumb jokes, shit posts. Zapatista, Antifa private first class.

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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So there's oat milk, soy milk, almond milk... why no potato milk? Huh? I predict potato milk is going to be the next big thing! (Investors welcome)
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ham flavoured milk: yes/no?
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Were you or were you not involved in trade negotiations with the Powhatan Nation?" "That was John Smith."
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hate it here I want to go home
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@soppressexy.bsky.social Happy b-day yo, (sorry late)
static.klipy.com
Man with Birthday Cake on Head
Alt: Man with Birthday Cake Head doing a little birthday dance.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy Tiger Day! Rawr!
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ridiculous. I don't believe Sylvia Plath has ever held any political office in Iran. ¿Anyway whats this got to do with punctuation?
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well thanks very much for putting that in my head.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I am informed it is Wine Wednesday
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don't see what the big deal is. All Planter has to do is switch parties, and he'll be hailed as a hero.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel no/yes meme: "The system is broken and must be fixed." Is rejected. "The system is working exactly as intended and must be destroyed" is accepted.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just checked with my wife, there were no concentration camp owners or nazis at our wedding. Wonder how we managed that? I suspect it wasn't just chance.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
我喜欢冰淇淋!!
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day: 159 years of colonial violence against indigenous people Truth and Reconciliation Now
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
noto: ĉi tiu mesaĝo estas nur por esperantostoj.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
mi estas tre laca
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
youtu.be/heeWzS5XdKg?...
youtu.be
How to start nalbinding
YouTube video by Neulakintaat
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
static.klipy.com
golf clap
ALT: golf clap
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Anyway, I'm sorry that shit happened to you. A lot of people are really awful.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Last summer I was involved with some 2SLGBTQIA+ protest march organizers and the whole thing got destroyed by one manipulative person by weaponizing social justice language and accusations of racism. I was surprised to be told by an outsider that this was "typical problematic gay drama"
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I don't have any real answer but I suspect that there have always been a lot of shitty selfish people that will latch onto and twist any kind of dogma or ideology to justify their shitty selfish behavior. It's not just Americans in general but people everywhere else too.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Supposedly the condos are going to be bought at below market value. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Carney defends $1.45B plan to convert 'distressed' B.C. condos to affordable rent-to-own | CBC News
Prime Minister Mark Carney says the provincial and federal governments have done a poor job of explaining their plan to buy unsold, vacant condos in B.C. and turn them into affordable housing. He shar...
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Superglibofragilisticexpialidocious!
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
As a fellow U.S. citizen, I admire and share Mr. Bouie's American can-do attitude. I also believe with enough dollars and a big enough gun, such a project is certain to succeed.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It's "glibosity" guys.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I think people who are good at organizing things, and know the ins and outs of military and gov't offices and procedures shouldn't need guns or bombs or violence to hinder/disrupt illegal and anti- constitutional activity. Maybe harder than I think. But maybe not.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Wouldn't it be something if all those very smart guys that got pushed out, together with all the NSA and FBI guys that got fired or pushed out, and all the ppl in the State Dept, etc. that got fired, started talking to each other and came up with an extremely clever plan?
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babs ✨ @itsbabs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"When right-wing protesters began disrupting school boards and holding anti-LGBTQ+ protests throughout Southern California, documentary filmmaker @directedbyrocky.bsky.social thought some of those involved looked familiar." help this essential film be seen: www.gofundme.com/f/help-finis...
Romano said this story isn't over — right wing activists continue to challenge school policies that support LGBTQ+ students. Some have been elected to school boards, others are contending for statewide offices — such as Chino Valley Unified School District board President Sonja Shaw.

Documentaries can take time to get in front of audiences and, because he said the issue is urgent, Romano's team isn't taking the traditional route to do that.

They've launched a GoFundMe to raise money to pay the final costs of the film. Romano said they are also hosting digital screenings for donors.

For more information on the film visit Momsclubfilm.com.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gross. "I spent $100 on you!" Is the most nice guy bullshit ever. Creepy. Maybe pepper spray is a cheaper/easier option than a gun.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Not too late at all, the grace period lasts until next April.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It looks so good that as a bald person, I am feeling personally attacked.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I think a few months ago I read some historian somewhere said it was actually worse. Either way, I am feeling ok with Les Privilégiés being separated at the neck and their wealth redistributed.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
That was a beautiful poem, Carlos William Carloses.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I was about to give some reasons why I think it is necessary, but maybe I won't take that bait. I can go learn about the anarchist perspective instead.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Nope not what I said. Maybe poor reading comprehension. Seems it's not enough for joey that I also despise trump, I must also praise Biden, and not criticize his administration allowing an insurrectionist to get away with treason.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm curious: what strong religious convictions would turn us away from communism?
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I've missed so much I feel like I accidentally clicked on an episode in the middle of the third season, I don't even know who some of these characters are.
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They excluded the Privacy Commissioner from debate on C-22 the surveillance bill and then quickly tabled another bill to eliminate his position. Why do you think that is?
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Which among those things prevented an insurrectionist felon from establishing a fascist regime of unprecedented cruelty, corruption and racism? Even a moron like me knows none of those things did.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I don't know what you're talking about, lady
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What breaks my heart is that he had 4 years of executive power to make some, or any effort against the fascist nightmare that now grips the USA. And I don't think the Biden administration did anything.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Such a good question! I also enjoy drums.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
So, Iran's really remarkable victory over the USA must give other middle powers hope that they can come out on top of such a conflict.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Jimmy Carter?
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
To find out the ratio of tahini to chickpeas. So later, going online, I notice I am getting a lot of advertising for Subaru, carabiners and U-haul and I only just now figured out what's going on with that. Anyway, Happy Pride!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I heard this really great song on a workout playlist -later, couldn't remember what it was. Trying to find it I searched: I like the girls with their nails done short/ girls with their nails done long, eventually I got it. It was Cyberpunk by Max Brhon. So then I searched for a hummus recipe,
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Happy Fuck Trump Day to all who celebrate!
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"...the other side of chivalry is patronizing misogyny." -Chris B Just qft
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The whole thing is strange. Capitalist alienation and apathy? I don't know.
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Bongo Stryker @bongostryker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
substack.com/@brandimorin...
substack.com
Brandi Morin (@brandimorin)
I'm pissed. Prime Minister Carney just eliminated the only watchdog that was created to investigate human rights abuses against Canadian companies operating abroad. I've been on the ground documentin...
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