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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Bong. Bong. <Did one of those word clouds for my account. Unsurprising.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Bong... Bong, bong, "bong" bong. Bong... <It's simply the title she deserves... and be glad you got out, Netzach has only gotten worse since not only becoming a human again, but gaining a "drinking buddy" in Sir Roland. At least he's no longer in charge of safety...>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Bong. <What do you Mean.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Bong? <You called me, my Lady?>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
BONG <AUGH>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Bong. Bong. <No. No it wasn't, at all.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Bong. Bong. <Ah. Send them my condolonces for the misfortune of such a thing.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Bong? Bong. Bong? Bong. <You've got illegal firearms, right? They're illegal for a reason. Honest suggestion? Take the shot.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
.... --- .-- / .... .- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / -... . . -. ..--..
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Bong. <Indeed we do.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Bong. Bong. Bong. <Hm. I see. It's you.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bong, bong. Bong... <I was already going to make illegal firearms, so I don't really care. It is good that I won't have to worry my Lady, though...>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bong... <My Lady, you could never understand...>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bong. <Alas, I must still be jolly.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Bong. <Finally, I am no longer green.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Bong. Bong... bong... bong... <Hello. I am aware you offer certain... things, certain... changes...>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Bong, bong? < @carmenlobotomy.bsky.social , may we talk?>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
... <...>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Grong... Grong... <Sometimes, one must suffer for the sake of love... Alas, I am far too familiar with such things...>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Grong. Grong. Grong. <Yes. Definitely. And you did not forcefully dye my hair.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Grong. <They turned me green.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Bong. <As you wish.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Bong. <Nuh uh.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
// yuri...
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. <No, you really wouldn't.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong. <Irksome goose. I would have you seasoned and roasted.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong. <Ah. Apologies.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. <I heard so from my Lady.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong... bong? <If I recall correctly, from her perspective it was... one million, or so?>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
...Bong? <...You do know I had copies of all your training manuals in my locker, right?>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong? <Have you been well?>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. <I doubt it.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong... bong. <I finally managed to confess to Lady Hod. Things are... going pretty well, between us.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong. <Don't worry. The petulent quail started it.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong. <Thank you. Also, nice to make your acquaintance.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. <Not once in those "50 days" did any of us get to go home.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong bong? <Good. Still, this should show that the facility would've likely been closed off from outside contact, no?>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong, bong? Bong. Bong. <Ask your own lover, then. Or her friend, Cheshyre, I think it was? Or her mother figure. All of them will tell you that facility was open for 10 years before the Seed of Light.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
...Bong. <...We were in there for 10 years, outside.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong. <Fine. Firsthand account.> @book-of-deathound.bsky.social
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
...Bong. <...Get your own folder for pics of your beloved, damnit.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong, bong. <Also, don't ask how I got this. It took a lot of work, and while not necessarily allowed, I'd say it wasn't a sin.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
...Bong? <...Lady Malkuth, are you perhaps speaking from experience?>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
...Bong. <...Don't open that last folder, by the way.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. <Here.> voogle.gom/ghshtosjf
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. <I can figure out an incredibly long-range rifle, probably.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong. <You're an idiot. I can send those documents over the internet.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
BONG. BONG. <I AM GOING TO RIP YOU APART. COME TO THE LIBRARY.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong. Bong, bong. <I have documents proving it. Firsthand Accounts. Sources. I understand it's hard for a chicken with a brain the size of a pea to understand, but I am able to back up such a claim.>
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Bong-Bong @bongbonglibrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Bong. Bong. <I need you to understand that that was physically impossible. Then, I need you to turn yourself back into an egg.>
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