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“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president

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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future

ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🔥JACK SMITH: "Trump engaged in serious crimes against 🇺🇸- a criminal scheme to prevent a lawful transfer of power... the rule of law faces challenges unlike any we've experienced. I won't be silenced by threats of prosecution. While fear may be contagious, courage is as well."

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Democrats warned that Trump would spend his term inventing criminal charges against his enemies. In reality, he's only done that to a few people and has mostly focused on killing criminal investigations into his allies and letting them out of jail. Where does he go for his apology?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love the way Gary Dolphin says IOWAAAAAHHH

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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

IOWA FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLL MOTHERFUCKERS

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026

Michigan Iowa is football at its finest. Iowa has 91 total yards, 5 total first downs, and is 1-for-7 on 3rd down deep in the 3rd quarter, yet it remains a 3-point game. This is what Saturdays are all about.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

they sure did

Iowa fan in black jersey holding up pink sign that says Western Michigan Won" while sitting in the seats at the big house

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/09/2026

As called by Gary Dolphin on Iowa radio:

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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY"

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

IOWA - on the final play of the game!

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026

Miami and UConn. This is called a UConn fumble, Miami recovery. But then the Miami player hands the ball to the UConn player. UConn ball.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Analysis | A Democratic midterm rout could end up as a gift to Mr. Trump, setting him up to end his term as a pragmatic, centrist unifier—drawing upon his decades in business to deliver results for the country.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

For decades Americans in Republican counties have died sooner than those living in Democratic ones Now they’re dying faster than they’re being born These are policy choices

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every one of these people view their positions in the government as an opportunity to cash in on multiple grifts while traveling the world and having a great time at our expense.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The defense contractor who bribed Susan Collins has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Trump's low approval numbers raise new questions about Joe Biden's ability to connect with voters.

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If this happened under a Democratic president it would be approximately a ((Benghazi) x (Hunter Biden's laptop)) x (Obama's tan suit) crisis.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 22/09/2026

Ashley Hinson voted repeatedly against efforts to end U.S. hostilities with Iran while taking more than $217,000 from oil and gas interests, including $38,500 since the war began. Meanwhile, Iowa gas prices have surged 60% since the start of the war as major oil companies report soaring profits.

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Ashley Hinson Got Big Money From Oil Companies After Repeatedly Voting For the Iran War

The price of gas for her Iowa constituents has risen by 60% since the start of the war, while oil companies are making record profits

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If Republicans are seen as the party of day drinking, doing coke, and sleeping with staffers of both genders while Democrats are the party of recycling and eating your vegetables, guess which party voters are going to pick?

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Time For a Grand Bargain on Iran? If Democrats promise not to release the Epstein files, would Trump agree to end the war?

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Luttig: The precursor of this constitutional crisis is when and if Mike Johnson removes the incumbent clerk and replaces them with a loyalist. That will tell the American people that Trump and Johnson are going to try this unconstitutional effort…

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $8 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of American households is worth just $4.27 trillion. Read that back. Remember: Wealth can’t be separated from power. Power begets wealth and wealth begets power.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/09/2026

NEWS: Rep. Ashley Hinson’s financial disclosures show her reported assets have climbed substantially since she entered Congress, including a multimillion-dollar private stock holding tied to her husband’s former company.

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Ashley Hinson's Net Worth Has Increased 15x Since Coming to Congress, Including Earning $1M Last Year From a Stock She Claimed Not To Have

Hinson continues to make big money off of a stock while campaigning against stock ownership by members of Congress

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Indeed, We The People Should Be Getting The Same Healthcare And Paid Leave As McTurtle.......🐢

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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Macklemore can sue Robert Kraft for Tortious Interference for economic harm and I hope he does. Discovery would be fun: "Which other stadium owners did you talk to?" and "We need all related emails, text messages and contracts between you and them and you and Sheeran and Sheeran's team."

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The FBI’s new recruits are practicing bestiality the right way. by Ezra Klein

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Unsurprisingly, 60 Minutes ratings are down. What people like Ellison don’t understand is that many of us wouldn’t watch CBS News, including 60 Minutes, if you paid us. Like Bezos, they don’t understand that consuming content is as much a statement of values as anything.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A minor detail is missing from the headline.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/09/2026

Nailed it as always, sir

Screenshot of a Wall Street Journal opinion column by Peter Navarro, published March 12, 2026, headlined “Iran War Will Lower Energy Prices,” with the subheadline: “The risk of regime violence has long been baked into the global price of oil and gas—and everything else.”

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Democrats have a plan to stop AI from destroying civilization. But how will they pay for it?

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 14/09/2026

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

PRO PUBLICA: “Don JR’s wedding secretly bankrolled by Russian oligarch close to Putin” 🤔 So weird how this keeps happening 🤷🏼 www.propublica.org/article/dona...

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Jared Kushner is not "on the other side of the aisle." He's not an elected official. He's not an administration official. He's the president's son-in-law and a private citizen. You do not, in fact, have to take meetings with relatives of the president. Some might even say you should *not* do that

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