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chairman bone r. kuwanger

@bonerkuwanger.bsky.social
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free luigi, free palestine old millennial cat dad, professional tea guy. he/him, boston-ish, chairman of the weed caucus end all the wars everywhere ai image posters are blocked on sight

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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 5h
Bart in the Simpsons beat em up arcade game just whaling on some mooks in suits with his skateboard. the mooks go flying.
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tumblr user kenziehitsitfromthebaritones:
Things I will not call you a whore for:
•Being sexually active

Things I will call you a whore for: 
•Eating my food
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
comrade Patrick Stewart as Lenin in fall of eagles: "don't trust the liberals, they will betray you!"
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the babies on the bus go waah waah waah, feat. Ms Rachel and Zohran
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
look at your party leadership dogg
Chuck Schumer quote: "For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia, and you can repeat that in Ohio and Illinois and Wisconsin." —Sen. Charles Schumer
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
rudy giuliani about to take off his pants because he thinks borat's teenage daughter is gonna fuck him in borat 2
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
portrait and fact sheet about Senator Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa drawn by @beanytuesday.bsky.social
-118 years old
-Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die
-Respectable bipartisan
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
death to the opposition - cmdr worf
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
lol "3%" ok dude
image of Marco Rubio at a podium pointing at the camera.  the text reads: "breaking news: senate unanimously confirms marco rubio as secretary of state"
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
it is neither the right or the responsibility of the president of the united states to decide to depose another country's government
norman rockwell's 'freedom of speech' painting. a man in a blue shirt and brown jacket is standing up and speaking among a seated crowd at a meeting of some sort. the others are looking at him and listening to what he has to say.
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Coolee Bravo
@BravoCoolee
Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. 

You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?"

No bitch. Dats a whole new sen
tence. Wtf is you talkin about. 

1:34 pm 23 Oct 17
61.4K Retweets 146K Likes
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
legendary tweet from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com 
I'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
i just want to give a quick shoutout to berke breathed (and all the bloom county collections my dad had that i read as a kid) for correctly identifying donald trump as a giant piece of shit since the 80s
bloom county sunday comic, february 26, 1989. context: after an accident, donald trump's brain was emergency transplanted into bill the cat's semi-deceased body. legally, he can now poop in ed koch's flower bed. in this strip, bill the trump is considering america with ronald ann, a little black girl who comes from the wrong side of the tracks. 

panel 1: bill the trump is looking at the horizon. ronald-ann is nearby, playing with her doll who doesn't have a head, reynelda. 
bill: my god... this is such a QUALITY country. 
ronald-ann: whaddaya mean, mr trump?

panel 2: bill turns to look at ronald-ann.
bill: my palm beach cottage has 118 rooms. how many rooms does YOUR cottage have?
ronald-ann: one. but we have nine beds! reynelda here sleeps in a soup box.

panel 3: bill leans down over ronald-ann.
bill: i have a $100 million boat. do YOU have a boat?
ronald-ann. when the plumbing breaks our sofa floats!

panel 4: close-up of bill.
bill: i have a dream. a dream that one day i might get six points on margin for the Eiffel Tower deal...

panel 5: bill looks back at ronald-ann.
bill: what do YOU dream about?
ronald-ann: dinner.

panel 6: trump walks away smiliing, hands clasped behind his back.
bill: and imagine... in this great, quality nation, folks like YOU haven't strung folks like ME up by their intestines!

panel 6: ronald-ann standing alone, holding reynelda by the leg.
reynelda: yet.
ronald-ann: hush.
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
trouble brewing on the snot fart sign
the not art sign previously edited to read snot fart outside a local grocery store has been edited again to say hot farts. someone has scrawled 'bring back snot fart' on it
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
search of Barack Obama's skeets for any mention of assassinated Minnesota state legislator Melissa Hortman. no results found.
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
search of Chris Murphy's skeets for any mention of Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota state legislator assassinated by a right wing fanatic. no results found.
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
idk, starlings are cool, man
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
uh hey Google you wanna give this one another try maybe
Google maps screenshot highlighting Petco with a subheader 'Gently Cooked Ingredients'
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I was going to do some cleaning around the apartment today but
it's my cat steve, lying across my lap, head turned to face the camera
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
a purple cat scratching post, with a white pawprint at the base. unpleasant and scratchy
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
it's Real Fucking Annoying that it's Gavin Newsom's social media team who are the ones who are good at this like I know there aren't all that many actually good elected democrats but did it really have to be this empty goddamn suit
og tweet by republican dbag Carl DeMaio: "I am looking forward to Nov 4 when California voters hand Gavin Newsom a humiliating defeat by rejecting his corrupt and dishonest redistricting scheme. In one fell swoop they..." etc etc.
quote tweet by Governor Newsom Press Office:
You won't be "handing" us anything, Carl
linked headline: Ex-Councilman Accused of Masturbating in City Hall 
subhead: Former San Diego Councilman Carl DeMaio, who is considering running for mayor, is accused of masturbating at city hall
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Mike Primavera
@primawesome
My ability to dissociate has become too powerful. Now I'm just watching the fall of America like "hmm yeah that happens to empires" while I look for dog hats on Amazon.
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I have been staring out the window at some stairs that we could go down to get to street level for like fifteen minutes but the driver won't let anyone get off.
out the window photo of the stairs leading down from the t platform outside of the museum of science. there is at-rex visible outside of the museum. that's not really relevant, just a fun detail. raar.
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
'history repeats itself, the first as tragedy, then as farce' - Karl Marx
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Lucy from peanuts sitting in front of the tv, her word bubble says "christ, what an asshole."
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
steve I was gonna get up and do things outside today but you're making it kinda difficult
steve lying on my leg and it's illegal to move him
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
rip iron sheik you would have loved July 24th 2025
tweet from the iron sheik 11/29/21
The Iron Sheik
@the_ironsheik
HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
bugs bunny in a tux meme: 'I wish all Andrew Cuomo a very move to Florida where you belong'
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
#hammocklife
portrait of the artist in a hammock. arms wide, shirt open, neepnops slightly visible through his gray tank top
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
okay this is pretty good
Generated NYT headline:
"Mamdani's Economic Message Failed to Move These Trump Voters In Rural Tennessee Diner"
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
classic lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com tweet from the old days of the other place. "I'm not falling for that got take. that's clearly someone with fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
this is our role now
three panel screenshot from weeds. millennials: hey dude what's going on?
gen z: teenage rebellion
millennials: fuck yeah, stick it to the old people
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
the only king I respect:
Jerry 'the king' Lawler, in his finest regalia, preparing to address his subjects
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
joe biden: "we should all agree: the answer is not to defund the police - it's to fund the police! fund them!"
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
happy caturday, please enjoy this short video of my buddy steve getting the head skritches he so deeply craves
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
h/t if you're ever in central square cambridge on a sunny spring day and want a tiramisu affogato then new city microcreamery has got you covered
pictured: the aforementioned affogato (ice cream with a shot of espresso poured over it in a cup)
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
that's just squidward
comrade squidward, leftist agitator. he is holding a megaphone, fist raised in the air: 'the gentle laborer shall no longer suffer'. a hammer and sickle has been superimposed over the image.
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
'press x to doubt' meme from la noire
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
chop suey sandwich?
ben collins presenting a styrofoam container full of gelatinous slop with a pristine basic bitch burger bun perched daintily on top.
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
it is agua fresca season again, my dudes
pictured: a glorious agua fresca from Anna's taqueria, a boston area burrito joint
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
would you look at that
If on a Winter's Night a Gamer
@buttwife
if the Dems win the Whitehouse and Senate this year, you can bet their #1 priority will be a brutal austerity package, followed by huge midterm losses and feigned helplessness, and a return to GOP rule by 2024.
4:51 PM Oct 13, 2020
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
when old cap cooked, he cooked hard
seven panel comic page from marvel's what if? #44 (1984). captain america is confronting a far-right impostor.
panel 1: an angry crowd. "those lousy traitors, they can't do that to cap!" "he's a commie fake!" "let's show them they can't do this to real americans!"
panel 2: cap is on stage protected by black panthers. "don't worry cap! they won't rush the stage! these kind have their dirty work done FOR them." cap: "i almost hope they DO try something"
panel 3: close up of cap. "listen to me - ALL of you out there! you were told by this man - your hero - that america is the greatest country in the world!"
panel 4: cap seen from above, arms outstretched. fake cap is visible in the bottom of the panel. cap: "he told you americans were the greatest  people - that america could be refined like silver, could have the impurities hammered out of it, and shine more brightly! he went on about how precious america was - how you needed to make sure it remained great. and he told you anything was justified to preserve that great treasure, that pearl of great price that is america"
panel 5: cap, directly to the reader: "Well, I Say America is NOTHING! without its ideals - its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of TRASH! a nation is NOTHING! a flag is a piece of CLOTH!!"
panel 6: close up of cap's angry face. "I fought Adolf Hitler not because America was great, but because it was fragile! i knew that liberty could be as easily snuffed out here as in Nazi Germany! as a people, we were no different from them! when i returned, i saw you nearly DID turn America into nothing! and the only reason you're not LESS than nothing - "
panel 7, the crowd. cap, from offscreen: "-is that it's still possible for you to bring freedom back to America!"
yellow box: "there is a long silence. then..."
guy in crowd, pointing: "th-that IS him! that's the REAL captain america!"
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
spring is here; the cum trees are in full bloom
pictures: a cum tree
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
idk I've always felt like diversity of tactics was important, but i think ska is absolutely a huge part of keeping revolutionary morale up keep it up keep it up
legendary tweet by @PunkRockPagan
 
punk: the world is fucked and I'm pissed

emo: the world is fucked and I'm sad

goth: the world is fucked but there's beauty

ska: the world is fucked. I have a trumpet
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
behold, dragula
photo of a 1997 toyota tercel, presumably driven by someone's friend in high school
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
pictured: a feckeing idiot
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
oh hell yes have already bought tickets for the boston show
announcement for a new babymetal 2025 north america tour with bloodywood and black veil brides/jinjer, and I've got tickets for the June 25 boston show
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
a little coffee and light reading at my favorite local cafe before work
me holding a print copy of the onion, with a frothy coffee in a yeti mug visible on the table
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
some situations* call for an emergency grilled cheese sandwich *smoking weed listening to babymetal on a work night
grilled cheese sandwich sitting in the pan lookin all pretty

cheddar and pepperjack on rye, 
for the curious
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chairman bone r. kuwanger @bonerkuwanger.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
god that was a great book
fred flintstone is orienting some new neanderthal immigrant employees at the quarry. they are all wearing turtle shell safety helmets. 
panel one:
worker: can i ask you a question?
fred: sure
worker: how come you wear a tie?
fred: i read an article once taht said you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
worker: so how long have you been wearing that tie?
cut to panel two. fred looks grimly stone-faced ahead of him as he answers. "fifteen years."
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