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$spigot: I SUCK DICK AND NO THIS IS NOT A MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING SCAM spigot: NOW LET'S GET YOU\NINTO THAT TIMESHARE$

BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 30/09/2026

$deuce: MOTHERFUCKE deuce: FS:LF deuce: FUCK OH deuce: OW deuce: FUCK BLHALHBLAHBA deuce: OOF deuce: BLBHLA deuce: I'M NOT TUBBY I'M FATTY GODDAMN YOU PUNK GIRLS ALL\NACT ALIKE$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 29/09/2026

"ALL MANNER OF ONLINE GAMES" bonequest.com/10057

$pants: I CAN PLAY ALL MANNER\NOF ONLINE GAMES NOW pants: INCLUDING "HIDE THE DICKS" deuce: T PANTS THAT'S NOT SO MUCH\NA GAME AS A PUZZLE$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 24/09/2026

"O GOD" bonequest.com/10052

$pants: O GOD UPHOLD KING CHARLS THE SECOND AND MAKE HIM THE SUPREME RULER OF THIS LAND spigot: I WAS HIRED TO SUCK DICK BUT AFTER A MONTH I'VE STILL RECEIVED NO TRAINING pants: MY PRESENTATION SPECIFICALLY\NSAID YOU WOULD BE GOING\NDOOR-TO-DOOR SELLING KNIVES$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 23/09/2026

"VIEW FROM THE SHELF" bonequest.com/10051

$deuce: CONFIRMED: PANTS PLAYS\NWITH STUFFED ANIMALS pants: EXCUSE ME I DON'T "PLAY"\NWITH "STUFFED ANIMALS" pants: I HOST "TEA PARTIES"\NFOR "VALUED GUESTS" deuce: CHERISHED FRIENDS pants: YEAH "VALUED GUESTS" HAS A HOTEL-LIKE RING TO IT,\NI'LL FIX THAT IN POST$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 22/09/2026

"FLOCK" bonequest.com/10050

$spigot: `HACKERS` GOT INSIDE A\N^FLOCK^ CAMERA AND\NATE ALL THE _CANDY_$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 20/09/2026

it was a one-off creation by a lovely midwestern woman on etsy before etsy became a drop-shipper fever dream pants hangs out with the @kcg.bsky.social dog and steamboat willy on top of my bookshelf

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 17/09/2026

"JUST WOKE UP" bonequest.com/10045

$pants: BLEARY, DIM-EYED, CONFUSED pants: WHAT NOW MY TWINK pants: MILTON BRADLEY'S GRABASS pants: I JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST DUMP AND I FEEL SO LIGHT AND FREE pants: I HAD NO IDEA LIFE\NCOULD BE LIKE THIS pants: OKAY AND BACK TO EATING THIS BLOCK OF CHEESE$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 16/09/2026

"TOILET FLUSHING" bonequest.com/10044

$pants: IN ALL OF OUR FACES pants: YESSSSSSSSS pants: I HAVE BECOME MORE THAN HUMAN deuce: ALSO REMEMBER\NODOR IS PARTICULATE$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 12/09/2026

"54" bonequest.com/10040

$spigot: BAY AREA COCKSUCKERS,\NNEXT ON KTEH 54$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 11/09/2026

"FOREVER IS A LONG TIME" bonequest.com/10039

$spigot: MAYBE YOU DUMBFUCKS SHOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK YOURSELVES WHO'S THE FAGGOT NOW spigot: JUST A DUMB DONG LOOKING\NFOR MY FOREVER MOUTH spigot: HERE'S AN IDEA: I'LL PUT MY THOUGHTS ON THE COMPUTER spigot: WHY IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I EVER CLICK "DONE" TO QUIT THE DICKLICKING INSTALLATION WIZARD$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 10/09/2026

"WHITE FLOWER DAY" bonequest.com/10038

$deuce: SUCKING DICK IN THE\NBACK OF WALGREEN'S pants: THEY FROWN UPON THAT YOU KNOW pants: TRY CVS INSTEAD$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 08/09/2026

"QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NUTS" bonequest.com/10036

$pants: NUTS UP !!! pants: OKAY NUTS DOWN pants: WHO HAS QUESTIONS\NABOUT THE NUTS pants: ANYBODY spigot: THEY'RE UP, THEY'RE DOWN - I SAY PICK ONE AND STICK WITH IT pants: WAS THAT A QUESTION$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 07/09/2026

"A CLASS ACT" bonequest.com/10035

$deuce: YOU'RE PRETTIER THAN\NALL THOSE OTHER GIRLS effigy: HMMMMMM effigy: THAT WAS NOT\NA CONTEMPLATIVE "HMM"\NIT WAS MORE OF\NA SATISFIED "HMM" deuce: YOU'RE A CLASS ACT$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 06/09/2026

"GOOD FANNYPACK WEATHER" bonequest.com/10034

$pants: NOTHING LIKE GOOD\NFANNYPACK WEATHER deuce: YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING\NTO BELIEVE THIS BUT I DRANK\NTOO MUCH LAST NIGHT pants: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN deuce: NOT EVEN GOD KNOWS deuce: OR AT LEAST HE'LL DENY IT$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 05/09/2026

"AN ACCUSATORY TONE" bonequest.com/10033

$spigot: DID YOU TAPE OVER MY NOFAP HYPNOSIS CASSETTES spigot: OF COURSE TIM CURRY "DIED"\NHE WAS DOLLY PARTON spigot: MORE LIKE DOLLY\NPARDON THESE FARTS spigot: THREE LOUD, SHARP FARTS\NINTO A WOODEN CHAIR\NIN AN EMPTY DELI WITH\NPORCELAIN TILE FLOORS\NAND WALLS spigot: MAYBE CANTOR'S, MAYBE KATZ'S$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 02/09/2026

"WE BELIEVE" bonequest.com/10030

$deuce: WHY DON'T YOU JUST\NADMIT YOU SUCK DICK\NDUE TO BEING GAY pants: BECAUSE THAT'S\N LITERALLY NOT AT ALL\N WHAT'S GOING ON HERE pants: I LIKE THEIR RICHNESS AND SMOOTH TASTE AND THE COOLNESS FACTOR AND LOOKING MORE GROWN UP$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 01/09/2026

"THE HAMBURGER API" bonequest.com/10029

$spigot: SHOULD NOT TAKE FIVE MINUTES\NTO GO TO THE BATHROOM pants: T SPIGOT IS THERE A COMPUTER-READABLE API AVAILABLE (PERHAPS JSON OVER HTTP) TO RETURN A COUNT OF THE NUMBER OF HAMBURGERS IN YOUR POCKET spigot: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ONLY\NA FEW YEARS AWAY FROM THAT pants: AGI IS WHEN WE COUNT HAMBURGERS$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 31/08/2026

"DRAFTS" bonequest.com/10028

$pants: THIS HAS BEEN IN\NMY DRAFTS FOLDER:\N`DIET COCK` deuce: INNER THOUGHTS\NSHOULD REMAIN\NINNER THOUGHTS$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 30/08/2026

"HORSE GIRLS" bonequest.com/10027

$pants: HORSE GIRLS GO TO\NTHE GLUE FACTORY$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 29/08/2026

"YOU CAN PRESS ESCAPE TO CANCEL THE SAVE" bonequest.com/10026

ozone: CAREFULLY SAVING THE FILE
spigot: CAREFUL, CAREFUL
spigot: SO VERY CAREFUL
spigot: OH GOD THE READ/WRITE HEAD SKITTERING OFF THE PLATTER

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 28/08/2026

"SUN SPOT" bonequest.com/10025

$spigot: YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,\NBUT THIS IS WHAT\NPEAK SUNSPOT ACTIVITY\NLOOKS LIKE$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 27/08/2026

"TNG" bonequest.com/10024

$spigot: OPEN HAILING FREQUENCIES pants: HAILING FREQUENCIES OPEN spigot: THIS IS CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD\NOF THE USS ENTERPRISE deuce: BALLS deuce: KILL YOURSELF YOU FAT FUCK deuce: COCK CONSULTING spigot: GODDAMMIT Q$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 25/08/2026

"MEASURING FROM THE BALLS" bonequest.com/10022

$pants: PLEASE DON’T\NJOKE ABOUT MY\N5 1/4 INCH FLOPPY pants: THAT LAST\NQUARTER INCH\NIS A LIE pants: YES I AM\NMEASURING\NFROM THE BALLS deuce: MEASURE FROM\NTHE BUTTHOLE\NTO THE TIP deuce: THERE'S A TUBE\NTHAT DIRECTLY\NCONNECTS THEM spigot: I MEASURE\NFROM CLEVELAND$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 24/08/2026

"1992" bonequest.com/10021

$spigot: WELL I SURE DO WISH IT WAS 1992 AND IT WAS A SATURDAY AND WE WERE ALL DRIVING TO COMP LITERACY BOOKSTORE AND I WAS GRABBING A COPY OF MACINTOSH USER INTERFACE GUIDELINES BECAUSE I STILL HAD THE YOUTHFUL STRENGTH TO PROGRAM IN C AND I LIVED BEHIND COFFEE SOCIETY IN THE GLENBROOK APARTMENTS WITH BEIGE CARPET AND WHITE PLASTIC VERTICAL BLINDS AND STAR TREK: TNG WAS STILL ON AND IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL TO GET FREE SUBWAY SANDWICHES AND OXFORD & ASSOCIATES WAS FINE WITH ME WORKING AS A RECEPTIONIST AT VALLEY GREEN SIX AND THAT BIG GRAIN ELEVATOR AT STEVENS CREEK AND DEANZA BLVD WAS STILL THERE NEAR MCWHORTER'S AND MERVYN'S AND PIER 1 AND SERVICE MERCHANDISE AND GEMCO AND GOOD EARTH AND MARIE CALENDARS AND CALCULATOR AND NOTE PAD AND DESK ACCESSORIES AND I WILL NEVER BE GOOD OR DECENT OR NORMAL AND IN FACT I'M DEAD I JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET pants: LET’S DECONSTRUCT THAT TOGETHER\N(VOMITS UP WHITE FOAM)$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 22/08/2026

"THAT WINNING FORMULA" bonequest.com/10019

$spigot: FIG NEWTONS USED TO BE THE SIZE OF TEXAS TOAST SAID THE FAT BOOMER WITH AIDS spigot: NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD\NAS DEATH FEELS pants: SNICKERS STILL DO spigot: I DON'T THINK THEY'VE EVER CHANGED THAT WINNING FORMULA, ALTHOUGH I BET THE SNICKERS FROM 20 YEARS AGO USED MORE DELICIOUS INGREDIENTS pants: BEFORE: NOUGAT;\NAFTER: SAWDUST$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 20/08/2026

"STUCK IN A STALL" bonequest.com/10017

$deuce: HOW MANY TIMES\NDID YOU COMPLETE\NSINGLE PLAYER HL2 spigot: I'M STUCK IN\NA STALL IN CITY 17 spigot: THE REBEL GUIDES WENT TO COLLEGE 22 YEARS AGO AND STAYED LOGGED IN, NOBODY WILL MOVE pants: THIS WAY\NDOCTOR FREEMAN pants: THIS WAY DOCTOR FREEMAN pants: THIS WAY\NDOCTOR FREEMAN$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 17/08/2026

"THE BRIDGE" bonequest.com/10014

$spigot: LISTEN WELL,\NHE WHO MIGHT CROSS\NTHE RIVER OVER MY BRIDGE pants: OR **SHE** spigot: WHAT LICKS FOUR DICKS IN THE MORNING, TWO DICKS IN THE AFTERNOON AND THREE DICKS \NIN THE EVENING spigot: HERE'S A HINT:\NIT LICKS DICK spigot: LIKE BY FIVE OR SIX PM IT'S LICKED AT LEAST NINE DICKS AND THERE MAY BE SOME WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT pants: ARE YOU A\NTWINK ON\NVACATION spigot: THAT'S LIKE ASKING\NWHEN I STOPPED\NBEATING MY WIFE spigot: OH RIGHT\NTHE RIDDLE spigot: JUST GO,\NNOBODY'S\NLOOKING$

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 16/08/2026

"YOU SHOULD KNOW" bonequest.com/10013

$spigot: IF YOU'RE NOT LICKING DICK YOU'RE JUST LEAVING MONEY ON THE TABLE spigot: UNLESS THAT MONEY IS A TIP FOR ME, FOR MY DICKLICKING spigot: YSK I TAKE SQUARE,\NVENMO AND KLARNA$

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