Reposted by aspiring dog 🐶aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 27/02/2026they should make yuri but with boys 001
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i completed a task i had been putting off for months in under 15 minutes. many such cases 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 15/03/2026i cut one of my nails a few months ago, which means the cycle of nail growth is off, i cut it bc it got snagged but not the rest, butthen when the others got 2 long the one i had cut b4 was too short and that happened a couple times so now they are all different lengths & it's driving me to madness 001
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 03/03/2026working retail: today a 40 year old man called me a gay wad 010
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 12/02/2026to the kid who just came into my work 10 minutes before closing: you have ruined my fucking life. 100
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 21/10/2025shit like "septum ring theory" is why we have the male loneliness epidemic. because everyone is fucking tired of these annoying men who think their opinion about how others look is the damn gospel, all while looking like this: 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 27/08/2025if i was a firebender i would never need to but a lighter again. chainsmoke nation 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Does it ever suddenly hit you how disrespectful it is that native Americans were called Indians for like, hundreds of years because of some stupid white guy. Like, even after they found out he was wrong they were just like... whatever 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 01/06/2025what is the best course of action after you accidentally make boob eye contact and they notice 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 31/05/2025jumpscare of the day, opened my bank account 🤧 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 11/04/2025you know when you like every singe tweet a person tweets and you're like, am i doing too much 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2025there's not a good slur for white women, we need one 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 03/04/2024im like if a bimbo was ugly. im just stupid basically 010
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 01/03/2024leaving scissors in my bed is so fun It's like "is this the time that it goes wrong?" 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 20/02/2024got hit with the "you look tired" ... why did you do this to me linda 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 23/12/2023I know like three people whos cat had kittens and they all offered me one... i have come so far in the way of self restraint 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 14/11/2023it's tragic that twitter is ruined bc all of my best posts were on there :( but its probably for the best bc all of my worst posts were on there 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 26/10/2023smoking in my backyard coughing up a storm, and i hear someone else doing the same in the distance. i know what you are 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 18/10/2023i wish i was a dog and i also wish everyone was a dog and we all loved eachother and got along in a big dog pack 000
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2023I've been seeing this guy for months and I just found out he's an ifunny user 💀 010
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2023took two minutes and I've already seen porn on here you sluts 010
aspiring dog 🐶 @boneheadbilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2023now i can finally get back to wasting hours online 030
