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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I love Matt Lucas but this new character is crossing a line.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If the boys old enough to wrangle a dozen head of steer into a cattle pin don't try to pick the boy up.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The special features of the Attack of the Clones DVD

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was thinking of starting my own Olympics with fun contests that average people could compete in and every year there would be different games for people to compete in and afterward we'd watch the video of it and laugh. But that's just Taskmaster.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Happy to see one of my favorite frontier adventure shows is trending.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wait... There's more than one man in America named Jack?!?!

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Double cross me and I'll chew through your ass like bamboo! Sweet delicious bamboo..."

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Publicly trashed in front of her family, friends, fans and folks.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just got one more question for ya. Why make the boy fight crime in his underwear?

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Muppet Show The Muppets on HBO Muppet Babys The Muppets Tonight The Muppets. The Muppets Mayhem Muppets Now A Muppet Family Christmas Little Muppet Monsters Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas featuring The Muppets.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

#1 red flag to watch for when you start dating, no reflection in a mirror.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

An actor who plays a doctor meets an actor who plays a politician.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I got stoned one night and thought of the perfect business idea. A restaurant that has all restaurants inside of it. Later on I realized that's just the food court of a mall.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just heard someone say: If you elect a rapist, don't be surprised when you get fucked. Now I can't contain my disappointment that I didn't think of that line.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Turns out Jesus and Robin Hood are both liberals.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Reporter: Your opponent didn't show up tonight, what's that like? El-Sayed: So basically he a bitch and everyone know it. His momma know he a bitch. We all know he a bitch. youtube.com/shorts/sTBsa...

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El-Sayed Drops The Mic

YouTube video by NowThis Impact

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thank God they got all of those sweet peaceful old ladies out of the parks so these wackos can terrorize people. God Save Sausage Fingers!

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

When people ask me "When was America great?" I answer September 12 1959.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Reacher is like if Bruce Wayne fell down the well but instead of bats being down there it's a bunch of hunky dudes lifting weights.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

In dark times when all hope seems lost remembering that Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prince Jr. are still together can give you hope.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This movie is so heartfelt and touching it's no surprise that won the Oscar for best picture the year it came out. And congrats to Mickey Rooney for his best actor nomination. Masterpiece. youtu.be/cnDwVs6aOn4?...

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Bill | English Full Movie | Biography Drama

YouTube video by GEM: Film Library

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

That's a goddam Frankenstein behind you!

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I've seen a lot of movies this year but my favorite ended up being about a bunch of men sitting in a room discussing the weather.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

We have our villain for Death Stranding 3.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Network News Today: Local sandwich shops have started offering vegan options to their menu. Here to discuss it is a cannibal with a swastika carved into his forehead.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Got my account banned for 3 days for telling an A.I. porn account to "delete itself". WTF?!

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I respect James O'Brien but not defending her is inexcusable.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

We finally got a trailer for the new Blues Brothers movie.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

THIS A BOLL LOOKS A NUTHING LIKE A MY A HEAD! STOOP MAKING JUKES ABUOT IT!!!

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Looks like she could use a man to annoy the shit out of her. Gentleman, watch how it's done.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I remember when everyone criticized Dr. Van Helsing. Those people got turned into Draculas.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Can't wait for the Bazooka Joe movie.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Some days I feel like I'm trapped in a dungeon forced to play piano for a psychotic piano teacher.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

You know times are bad when you see monkeys robbing people in the street and you don't even bother to call the monkey police.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Real-time footage of poltergeists shoving their thumbs up people's butts in a Barnes & Noble!!! The truth is up there!

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I'm starting to notice a trend where the more producers a TV show has, the less interesting it becomes.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

How could you make a better movie than Michael Mann's 1995 hit "Heat"? Call in and let us know. www.patreon.com/posts/163171...

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This is my generation's version of whoever the guy from "Catcher in the Rye" was.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

We're entering an era where Futurama predictions are becoming more relevant than Simpsons predictions.

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Christian entrepreneur Amy Sleeverson has returned to Bananas for Bonanza! Our prayers have been answered and our animal / human sacrifices have been rewarded. Let his glory shine down upon you for $49.99 a month. Praise be, expensive. www.patreon.com/posts/162518...

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BonanasforBonanza @bonanasforbonanza.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Ben Cartwright's three rules of success: 1. Start every day with a good breakfast 2. Marry into money 3. Buy a house with a steep staircase

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