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Detective Crashmore

@bonagrok.bsky.social
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“I don’t care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately “

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Poll results vs. how poll results are presented in the Wall Street Journal.
Zohran with a 69% approval to 24% approval, highest favorably for a New York Mayor since LaGuardia announced the free candy and handjobs for all program.WSJ: Mamdani’s Honeymoon With New York is Over
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dear white supply side jesus, please grant me the strength to fuck these keeeeeds - both spiritually and physically.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You think this is slicked back? This is PUSHED back.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No go forth my developer kin. Tell all of this triumph. Revel in their aloofness at the news and indifference as to your victory! (great feeling, proud of you)
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they can have a 12 ft tall dog named eddie at their shows.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
comparison is the thief of joy - enjoy the process and say one nice thing about your mini before you wash your brushes.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
slaughterpriests are the coolest
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ay least you don’t have to pay alimony anymore. Brads such a bro.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i’ve got one and it’s the default dns on my home network. Note that a lot of IoT and so-called smart devices have to be explicitly configured to use that dns but it’s nice never seeing ads anywhere. You do have to login and update definitions here and there.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
try “monsters are coming” on steam. Also another banger and pretty different RL.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I LOVED D. Dark. I can still hear his “ex-plosive” in my head.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh so we’re just going to ignore John Henry’s production?
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
two conditions: 1. You keep the 3-note metal door opening sound. 2. You keep the sanctuary dance floor behavior.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I prefer the burt reynolds archer voice myself. “After I’m through with you, you’ll wish you were in hell with your back broke”
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
one of my favorite cartoons.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
sand? That was mystical blinding powder! Bolo Yeung is a cool guy.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My son was just pulling to stand - I was tickling and tossing him onto the bed when he shot up and put his finger in my eye. 7/10 pain and what I saw next was a clearly visible slice/flap on my god-damned eyeball. I could feel that thing for weeks and the first 3-4 days were awful. I was lucky.
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BATTLEFOUNDRY @battlefoundry.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Your build plate is empty. Download this free STL miniature right now. Print it today and get straight to miniature painting. Fantasy: cults3d.com/@BattleFoundry Scifi: cults3d.com/@BATTLEFOUNDRYSCIFI Grimdark: cults3d.com/@DREADWORKS Resin Statue: cults3d.com/@Blac…
Free tabletop miniature from BattleFoundry / Blacksite Syndicate
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Revolution Underground @americanprodigy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
*CA-THUNK* HaHaHaHaHaHa Did you get Midori’s Ring at the beginning of the game from the bushes at Citan’s house?
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My first thought too. Well, second. First one was, “this guy is shit with a shit soul”.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
👇🏽🏆
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Kharadron Krackpipe
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GodlessPrimate @godlessprimate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The RNC will tell the truth from time to time, only unintentionally. 😂
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So last year Max Miller sued his daughter's daycare center after they reported to police that she had bruises and injuries on her thighs, face, groin, and vaginal area, and she was taken to an emergency room. He sued the daycare center that reported it! 😱 newrepublic.com/post/214108/...
newrepublic.com
Allegedly Abusive MAGA Rep. Sued Daughter’s Daycare Over Her Bruises
Representative Max Miller, whose ex-wife was not listed as a complainant in the suit, filed the lawsuit in 2025.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THURSDAY: A federal judge is opening a public phone line. You can listen….live…as Katie Phang’s suit against Todd Blanche over the Epstein files goes before Judge Sullivan. No spin. No panel. No press release. Just YOU, a phone, and a judge who isn’t taking DOJ’s word for it. Dial in.
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Zufos Fatebreaker @zufosfatebreaker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you see this, post a knight
Knight-Relictor
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gross. they should offer a really inexpensive one time connect fee. I’d pay like $15. i haven’t tried it on my deck in at least a year but it ran albeit slow and clunky. it’s probably optimized a lot better in general now, but especially on switch.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it only plays “crazy bitch” and “crazy bitch” covers.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Air gaps exist for a reason.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That’s a bingo!
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
THATS ILLEGAL
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Battery Life / Playtime while Unplugged? I’m assuming but can you confirm cross play between my pc and the switch? As in, I can play my existing PC main.
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Dr Paul Dorfman @drpauldorfman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
'Hungary shut down its Paks nuclear plant for the first time in 44 years after the Danube's water level dropped too low to cool the reactors, cutting 40 %of the country's power generation overnight.' oilprice.com/Energy/Energ...
oilprice.com
Europe's Electricity Prices Spike to €500 a Megawatt-Hour as Drought Bites | OilPrice.com
Drought has forced Hungary to shut down its Paks nuclear plant, sending European electricity prices spiking to €500 a megawatt-hour.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Road rash
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nic Cage on set as Madden where he degloves his skull in the announcing booth to reveal a flaming skull… ruining a perfectly good game of football!
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
adopt someone older than you. make your son call him grampa.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fucking same.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I feel like you’re trying to bait me into an uncomfortable conversation about vagina vs vulva. I won’t have it. (also yeah basically)
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
regret the fuck out of my vote. Wanted lamb but this is what we got.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m playing the Tomba! ps1 demo disc.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
some real cyber-punk shit except they probably won’t leave someone they come across bc they don’t have a plan. probably.
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
well that was extremely gross and underscores the issue with having active players participate in the broadcasts perfectly. sophie gets a whole segment to defend herself and attack the storm owner who got suspended with the entire panel nodding their approval. really evil stuff @wnba.com.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Algus such a little biiiiiitch.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
half brother iirc. they repeatedly talk about his ‘blood’ in both a positive light(balbanes blood runs in your veins) and negative (zalbag says something akin to bad blood is bad blood!) first played it 30+ years ago and it’s still a top 3 for me.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 05/08/2026
On a private call, Todd Blanche said his goal was to make the "Dobbs decision permanent in every single state." This isn’t just a confirmation vote anymore—it’s a roll-call vote on which Senators endorse BANNING abortion in ALL 50 states. I’m voting NO.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ned flanders mid anger-scream but it’s titled, “When you bust a nuterino, but she still suckin the diddly”
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is what Steven’s said. it’s tone deaf.
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Do you too, dream of Israel?
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Detective Crashmore @bonagrok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No way that this wasn’t a planned product thing on her part.
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