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@bomper.bsky.social
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General babble, Trek, toku, MCU, Who, Pratchett, others. Trans women are women, trans men are men. Not always sfw or for under 18s. ND. Parent to awesome autistic kids. She/her.

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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Fabulous tumblr post from inbabylontheywept.tumblr.com/post/7982541...
Tumblr screenshot:

my roommates car is named barff. it was originally bought from a dealership called garff, but then she tinkered with the g on the license plate thing so it looks like a b and now the car is just called barff.
my wife once asked our roomate where she was parked in a group chat. but she messed up the word "parked" and instead spelled it as "garked". and then me and my roommate just started referring to parking as garking because its just really fun to give my wife shit. its just part of the professional little brother playbook.
but also, at some point it stopped being ironic and we just started calling parking garking.
then today me and my wife were looking out the window and we saw our roommate struggling to do a three point turn into a parking space. and as fun as it is to give my wife shit its also really fun to give our roommate shit. so we ran outside and we ran around her car while chanting GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. and then she did, eventually, gark the barff. theres no moral to this its just a surreal part of my life that i really enjoy. maybe tease people more? find your barff and gark it and never ever stop?
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
One of the things I love about Jetman is that while the girls get the usual cute/sexy miniskirts, the boys get hotpants. Should happen more often.
Photo of Choujin Sentai Jetman. A five person team, in their hero suits. From left to right we have Yellow, Blue, Red, White, Black.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
tfw you reflect the big bad's energy back at his dick with your giant sword #gogglev
Screenshot from Goggle V. Their giant person-shaped robot is on the right holding a giant energised sword. There's a beam coming from it to the crotch of the big bad on the left, a greenish alien with one big red/orange eye, bones or something similar coming out of its head, and what looks like a light summer frock draped with all kinds of green and orange crap.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
...I fucking love sentai. Goggle V episode 43, where the team's caught in a net thanks to the Earthworm MOTW (as we all know, Earthworms are famous for throwing nets at people). Yellow digs down out of it to escape. I snickered at this for a good minute.
Amazing visual effects showing Goggle Yellow digging a hole down out of where the rest of the team is caught in a net thanks to the Earthworm monster of the week
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I love this so much
Tumblr post from marian-devotee 

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The kids, the teacher and the driver get attacked by these chucklefucks with "scorpion hypnosis gas", and given the mooks have actual machine guns, it could've been worse! #toku
A Goggle V monster of the week from episode 42, who looks vaguely like a scorpion, stands in front of a bus with a handful of mooks in camouflage gear with machine guns. They're about to attack. Oh nooooo.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It works, naturally, though I couldn't get a good screenshot of Yellow and Blue flailing on the ground amongst 20-25 ice cubes. Then the walrus freezes them, and of course they freeze in a cuddle.
Goggle V's Yellow and Blue frozen on the ground. Seated, clutching at each other in fear. You can tell they're frozen because their suits are covered in white dust.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I freaking love toku forever and ever. This screenshot is from Goggle V episode 40, and depicts the walrus monster of the week spewing ice cubes from its mouth so the good guys will trip and fall.
Screenshot from Goggle V episode 40, showing the walrus monster of the week. Ice cubes are coming out of its mouth. It looks very rubbery, with giant bulbous red eyes, paws with claws, big long tusks, sharp teeth, and a greenish snoot that needs to be booped.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
There is something so hilarious about sending this to youngest on Discord and hearing OH MY GOD from her room. #gozyugerspoilers
Spoiler pics for an upcoming Gozyuger episode, showing GaoRed (whoever might be in the suit) and Gozyu Wolf interacting quite a lot like a vet and a puppy.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
Screencap from Boonboomger showing Jou, the Black Boonboomger, being held by two cops while Maimi smirks at him and says, “The people in power decide what’s right.” 

He’s already bruised and bandaged from a previous fight. After this he continues to fight back.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
#alt4you
A meme showing four orange/red Muppet/puppet characters with text next to each one. I don't know the identity of the first two, sorry! 

First - a neatly groomed character with big eyes and a half open mouth. Text - "Our democracy has been corrupted by money in politics."

Second - a fluffier character with untidy hair and beard. 
Text - "Actually this country has always been ruled by the rich."

Third - Animal from the Muppets. 
Text - "All capitalist countries are governed by the property owning class." 

Fourth - Gritty, the mascot character.
Text - "We have less than 20 years to seize control of our economic system or we all die from climate change."
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Me and my mutuals
The assembled super sentai teams from the Gokaiger legendary battle, waiting to fight the Gokaiger villains, the Zangyack. Each team has 5-6 people. Largely they wear suits in red, yellow, blue, pink, green, black, with a couple other colours too. 

Sentai is the origin of Power Rangers and has many other teams that weren’t translated into PR. The front team is the original, Goranger. 

This was the beginning of a freaking incredible huge group fight.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Can I offer you a short video of a chatty kitty in this trying time?
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
This is Word Processor Armadillo, one of my favourite stupid monsters of the week from Kagaku Sentai Dynaman (1983). His power is that if he types a letter on his keyboard and you say a word with that letter, you explode.
A screencap of Word Processor Armadillo from Kagaku Sentai Dynaman. He's largely armoured grey/silver metal, with a computer stuck on his front. He has some kind of blaster weapon on his right arm and long reddish claws on his left.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Roz from Frasier was definitely a big part of my personal hey-maybe-I-like-girls-too. This is from the reboot, and if anything, she's *more* gorgeous.
Crappy screenshot from Frasier season 2. Eve, a regular cast member, is on the right, wearing a black leather jacket, beautiful shortish tousled/curly hair. We can't really see her face as she's looking at Roz. 

Roz, guest starring, is on the left, trying to encourage Eve to take time to herself as a single mother (because Roz was one too). Roz has a black coat, black jumper/sweater, longish honey blonde hair with waves, perfect eyebrows.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
May I offer you two photos of Polly the sweet munchkin cat in this trying time.
A largely black munchkin cat, with a white bib and some white on her paws. Looking to the side, tail in an S shape behind her. She’s standing on grass. A largely black munchkin cat, with a white bib and some white on her paws. Looking in front, tail in a teapot handle shape behind her. She’s standing on grass.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
unfortunately not QUITE as healthy as that lol but it is very nice!
Picture of a block of Cadbury's Dairy Milk, Tropical Pineapple flavour. The description is "dairy milk milk chocolate with flowing tropical pineapple flavoured centre".
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
@heartpunk.bsky.social thought of you
a sign on a pool wall just above the water, that reads (sic) - 5 FEEP DEET
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
#kamenridergavv This photo always cracks me up. From left to right this is Hanto, Shoma (the main, Kamen Rider Gavv himself) and Sachika. Shoma is a fluffball alien and very silly and I love him.
Cast from Kamen Rider Gavv. From left to right, Hanto in a leather jacket and white+flowery shirt. Short, dark hair. Shoma in a light blue hoodie. Short & tousled brown hair. Sachika in a big comfy light pink jumper/sweater. Long light brown hair. 

Shoma has his arms crossed and is presenting half of a heart hand to each of them. They're both responding with a thumbs up instead. And it makes me laugh every damn time.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Assuming this works, this is a short video of our chatty sweetheart neighbourhood cat. She walks from grass plus fallen leaves onto a footpath, pauses to look to her left, then keeps walking. Meowing frequently. I love her.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
you are unironically wanting this and I love it
Sub: I'll do anything you want.
Dom: Anything?
Sub: Anything.
Dom: Drink more water.
Sub: What??
Dom: Go outside, get back on your workout routine.
Sub: Wait -
Dom: continue pursuing education, achieve acclamations, manifest the best version of yourself.
Sub: WAIT, NO, PLEASE -
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
The EB GBs. Love it.
Screenshot from Quora. Question reads, “I’m not used to talking in public. Most of the time I get the EB GBs. What should I do?”
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Just found this image again and I'm always gonna crack up at it. Blue is VERY possessive of Red in the show as well, and it's always amusing seeing the actors being silly with that. #boonboomger
Photo of three actors from Bakuage Sentai Boonboomger. Red has his arms around Blue and Black. Black is obliviously giving a thumbs up. Blue has his arms around Red's waist and is giving Black a 'please get away from my man and do it YESTERDAY' kind of look.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Had to tell a kid not to raise the dead without adult supervision.
"Tell us a true, one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context." 

Written on a photo of a ball floating in shallow water. Ball is red with a black smiley face on it.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
Twitter screenshot from do_not_test_me. 

Need to banish the gut reaction I have to everything as 'I'm in trouble'. Phone buzzes, I'm in trouble. Someone gets my attention at work, I'm in trouble. It's awful being mentally built like a neurotic horse.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
Brb need to meet these ladies
A snippet of a Yahoo article about an Earthroamer van, including that it has “two wenches capable of pulling 16,500 pounds”

Probably a typo for winches, but hey, I can dream
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
I love that they're all masked, and I'll stop spamming now lol.
The five Kakurangers from Ninja Sentai Kakuranger, in their ninja outfits which include facemasks.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
And the best sentient catbus that serves crepes! Nekomaru came back too!
Nekomaru, a big food van from Ninja Sentai Kakuranger 30. In this iteration it's largely red, with brown and white on the front to make a cat face.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
My girl <3
Screencap of Tsuruhime, Ninja White from Kakuranger. On one side she's in her white ninja suit, and on the other she's in civvies, with a colourful scarf on her long black hair. She's 30 years older than in Kakuranger's run but looks maybe 10 years older.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Is this alien child from #dekaranger20 *supposed* to be Steve Rogers? Lmao.
A very plasticky-looking character from Dekaranger 20. Basically a toy. Looks like a doll. Small, with grey hair, antenna at temples and above eyes, big blue eyes, pink cheeks, a small line for a mouth. Dressed in a blue suit with a silver star on it, with red gloves.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
www.tumblr.com/raptorific/7... Fabulous #doctorwho / #simpsons idea from Tumblr.
Tumblr user raptorific describing their ideas for a Doctor Who Simpsons episode. The same photo is repeated but I need to split the alt text between the 1st and 2nd so it'll fit. 

Alt text part 1:

Doctor Who and his bestie of the week arrive in a perfectly normal, if particularly eventful, small town in modern day earth, full of quirky characters who have all been stuck in time for close to 40 years. They aren't trapped in the 80s, though, time keeps moving forward, but the people don't. They're aware of the passage of time, but not of their static nature. Their young son has celebrated 35 Christmases and 35 tenth birthdays and he remembers all of them, he just hasn't put together that this is too many for someone who would, if pressed, claim to have been born in 2014. Their daughter remembers being 8 in 2004, in 1998, in 1989, but she's sure she was born in 2016. The 44-year-old school principal has PTSD flashbacks from a war that should've been over five years [continued]Tumblr user raptorific describing their ideas for a Doctor Who Simpsons episode. The same photo is repeated but I need to split the alt text between the 1st and 2nd so it'll fit. 

Alt text part 2:

[continued from first pic alt text] before he was born. The parents are in their late 30s but their worn, elderly voices tell a very different story. What's causing this? Is it ethical for the doctor to make the residents aware of their condition, or to fix it, knowing Grandpa might crumble to dust if he does the math on his age? Should a state of affairs be allowed to persist like this for so long?
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Met this adorable cat on Saturday. Part Munchkin. Little legs. Very talkative and loves people.
Cute black cat with white bib, feet and stomach. She has little legs. In this photo she’s half crouched, peering to her right.Cute black cat with white bib, feet and stomach. She has little legs. In this photo she’s sitting near a car, black tail stretched out on the driveway behind her.Cute black cat with white bib, feet and stomach. She has little legs. In this photo she’s peering up at the camera and is only visible from chin down.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Neighbourhood chatty cat was out again, yay
Pic 1 of chatty kitty. She has big green eyes, very white whiskers, and sort of brown/tan/grey/black markings. In this picture she’s standing with one front paw just in front of the other, looking off a little to her left.Pic 1 of chatty kitty. She has big green eyes, very white whiskers, and sort of brown/tan/grey/black markings. In this picture she’s looking straight ahead, and her beautiful dark tail is visible behind her, curled on the ground.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
#doctorwho Yes you are, and I'm all for it, you gorgeous man.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
#goodomens #goodomensspoilers #forthefirstseriesonly www.tumblr.com/jupiterslibr... this destroys me, yeesh.
Tumblr post by username jupiterslibrary. 

one of the differences between good omens the show vs good omens the book that will always fuck me up is the post-bookshop fire scene. crowley goes from picking himself up, dusting himself off, accepting the loss of aziraphale and Just Driving Anyway to completely falling apart. i do get why people have gripes with it being changed so fundamentally, and i've thought about it a lot myself, but i've never been able to bring myself to get mad about it. i always circle back to how the book was written by two best friends. that drunken, wrecked, grief stricken scene was written in a post-pratchett world. he lost his best friend.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Leonard Nimoy plus a kitten. Yes.
A black and white picture of Leonard Nimoy, looking up, smiling. He’s wearing a shirt with stripes, and holding a kitten close to his cheek.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
Edwin being relatable. #deadboydetectives #notreallyaspoiler
Edwin from Dead Boy Detectives saying this is far too much emotion for one day.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
tumblr can be very good actually
Tumblr post. 
sawasako-architect - idc anymore i think we *should* be a burden to each other

same user, reblogging the post - and yes this includes a certain degree of tolerance for *emotional* burden, all else being equal. my love for you, and loyalty to you, is not dependent on how easy you make it for me to love you. i don't value you for how little trouble you cause me. i want to learn how to take you for who you are, instead of who i want you to be or who i think you should be
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
…fairly sure I understand these words separately I will never comprehend America, lol
A photo of actor Joel McHale. Text reads Joel McHale walked on as a tight end for the University of Washington’s football team, and has a Rose Bowl ring. 

Source: https://trivia.cracked.com/image-pictofact-11795-39-celebrities-with-down-to-earth-hobbies-or-superhuman-skills
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Why yes, I am in a stupid mood
Screenshot of a spammy dumbass text reading 

Hi!

I hope you're well!

If I could sell your property for a price you are more than happy with to one of my off market buyers, would that interest you?

Regards,
Chris Azar
MAK REALTY”

REPLY ‘STOP’ TO OPT OUT	
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And a dumbass reply from me reading 

Chris...... I told you not to contact me again after the trouble with my glass eye and your vacuum cleaner. I thought you knew me better than this.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Neighbourhood kitty. I love her.
A close up picture of a sort of tabby cat (striped, brown/grey/white/black), peering up at the camera with big green eyes. About to open her mouth again and demand attention. This is not a complaint. I love giving her attention.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Picture: Nichelle Nichols who played Nyota Uhura in Star Trek, on a tan coloured couch. She’s wearing a white shirt, black pants, and a grin. She has a bunch of troubles on her lap with a couple on her arms and on the sides of the couch. 
Caption: glamourcat28 - in case you were having a bad day, here’s a photo of Nichelle Nichols covered in tribbles.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
Rewatching 12's first episode, and oh hello there. #doctorwho #goodomens
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
Nice autumn afternoon
An afternoon at a park overlooking a lake. The sky is light to medium blue with streaks of white clouds.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
This is the Kagaku Sentai Dynaman team! This show aired in 1983.
The five members of the Kagaku Sentai Dynaman team in their Dynaman suits. They all wear white pants, with helmets, shirts, gloves and boots in their signature colours - in this case Pink, Blue, Red, Black and Yellow.The five members of Kagaku Sentai Dynaman before transforming into their Dynaman suits. From left to right we have Pink, Blue, Red, Black and Yellow. Wearing fairly normal clothes from 1983 which include their signature colours, though Pink is a fencer in short shorts and Black is a ninja if that helps at all.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Somehow this screenshot is always relevant, lol.
Tumblr screenshot. 
User drakensberg says: The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor. 
User poupon replies: how dare you say we piss on the poor
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Some days I really empathise with cheese
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
...though first I need to read this Wikipedia article
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
Words just don’t work right sometimes. I submitted a DAFT REPORT to my boss once lol. Also I love this one.
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bomper.bsky.social @bomper.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
I love tumblr
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